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by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:11 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Girl Bands
Replies: 23
Views: 5883

Taylor Swift is Chinese.

Grrrl bands sometimes get a free ride from other chicks with poor self images.
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:19 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Embarrassed about someone else's embarrassment
Replies: 10
Views: 2706

preniqueezer wrote:I saw a woman today at the cafeteria "hide" a sausage patty in her biscuit and gravy.
Dammit now I'm hungry and horny.
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:11 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Embarrassed about someone else's embarrassment
Replies: 10
Views: 2706

Re: Embarrassed about someone else's embarrassment

Doggie Bear wrote:
Any thoughts?
Drop an m&m next time.
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:20 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Is SCNP dead?
Replies: 40
Views: 8858

Flolle wrote:And as a second point, never try to make the argument that the speed players know what's good for the game and the Casual McGee's do not, because they just don't have the same grasp on the mechanics. That way lies burnout, bitterness and madness...
Shit. Now you tell me..

(but it's true!)
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:21 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Raccoon's thread about weird things people have discovered
Replies: 83
Views: 18002

The adult cane toad has enlarged parotoid glands behind the eyes, and other glands across their back. When the toads are threatened, their glands secrete a milky-white fluid known as bufotoxin.[36] Components of bufotoxin are toxic to many animals;[37] there have even been human deaths due to the co...
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:55 am
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Raccoon's thread about weird things people have discovered
Replies: 83
Views: 18002

About the lobster one - Lobster used to actually be considered horrible food. Rich people would give it to their servants and the servants would hate it. It was only after someone decided to steam lobster and drench it in butter that it became popular to eat. So my question is: Who is that genius w...
by DiscoNeckTed
Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:44 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: In case Spet IOTM is not HC friendly
Replies: 24
Views: 4833

If you milk your day-one Sshield it's two extra bandways per-day, a little more poundage in some tight drop spots, a Pup turn at the beach, a few shots of extra MP from GGG/Hobo/Slimeling, the remainder on the Monkey at the nuns. Hot damn! Snowcones are still a good cast on WAR day (assuming you're ...
by DiscoNeckTed
Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:30 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Sauceror Snatch Stasis
Replies: 25
Views: 11248

fruMP
by DiscoNeckTed
Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:29 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Yellow Ray
Replies: 56
Views: 14325

I would rather trip on the starting blocks than in front of the finish line.
Because I'm a normal person.
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:31 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Sauceror Snatch Stasis
Replies: 25
Views: 11248

Sneetches?

Image
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:12 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: ITT: 2-dayers hate me.
Replies: 5
Views: 2064

Re: ITT: 2-dayers hate me.

NotJim wrote: 5 boxen pulled in total. No prizes for guessing what I actually needed!
I'd rather pull a Ring of Teleport and plan to burn some DoD turns with ~4 extra pulls.
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:46 am
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: So I'm about to kick up my summer diet and workout regimen
Replies: 30
Views: 7251

dvmaprezson wrote:Thought I'd bump this.

I weighed 235 right before Valentines day.

Life is good, really good.
Show us your tits.
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:23 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Sauceror Snatch Stasis
Replies: 25
Views: 11248

Snatchis!
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri May 29, 2009 6:25 pm
Forum: Softcore
Topic: Kujjie's 2/581 SCNP (Vole)
Replies: 42
Views: 14277

stupac2 wrote:What I'd like to see is the stat requirement on the guayabera dropped down to 40, which would roughly double the number available. Plus the guayabera is sexier.
I very seriously think that's a great idea. I'm not even busting your chops.
I'll even start a Forum thread..
by DiscoNeckTed
Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:08 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Top 25 Skills for SC ascension
Replies: 11
Views: 3135

tbrownmtg wrote: 21. Canneloni Cocoon
22. Tongue of the Walrus
23. Disco Power Nap
Three healing skills?
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:37 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Top 25 Skills for SC ascension
Replies: 11
Views: 3135

DiscoNeckTed 1. Shieldbutt 2. Ode 3. Advanced Cocktailcrafting 4. Superhuman Cocktailcrafting 5. Advanced Saucecrafting 6. Pastamancery 7. Phat Loot Lyric 8. Mad Looting Skills 9. Tongue of the Walrus 10.Springy Fussily 11. Overdeveloped Sense of Self-Preservation. 12. Entangling Noodles 13. Ur-Kel...
by DiscoNeckTed
Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:31 am
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Birdform counter script, help me test it
Replies: 18
Views: 4667

Nice little script. I was expecting warnings for the absinthe, but the cookie one worked swell. I'll try to mix it up with some run-away combos.
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:56 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: 2003? Oh shi-
Replies: 36
Views: 7623

I've had A-Rod on my fantasy baseball team for years. He was so obviously beefed on juice I couldn't pass him up. I do all my pre-draft preparation by comparing season pictures. As soon as their neck disappears I bump them up my pick list.
by DiscoNeckTed
Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:12 am
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Fcast
Replies: 13
Views: 3303

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Forums
Forums who?


~better?
by DiscoNeckTed
Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:44 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Is this on?
Replies: 31
Views: 6893

NotJim wrote:Beret is probably still worth it as a moxie, basically a +20% items hat in certain areas.


It's hard to justify a pull for only +5% more items than the ice-pick.
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:39 pm
Forum: The Commune
Topic: Optimal place to level (Updated 2/05/09)
Replies: 132
Views: 68498

QuantumNightmare wrote:DNT, are you still having problems running the sheet?


It still requires a download..that I don't always have administrative rights to perform.
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:38 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Twilight Heroes
Replies: 111
Views: 29339

Looking over this thread, which I didn't know existed until just now, is all kinds of weird. Amazing how every major mistake is documented, and it's frustrating as hell to see year-old comments like "it's lame" with no follow up so I don't even understand what was unappealing or might be ...
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:17 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Twilight Heroes
Replies: 111
Views: 29339

I can't remember my PW and there is no send it to e-mail link..

weird
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:32 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: quadradius
Replies: 8
Views: 2361

Quadradius is now my official rollover game.
by DiscoNeckTed
Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:19 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: If you could meet only one...
Replies: 25
Views: 6003

KujjieKujjieKoo wrote:Do any hot girls play KoL? I think I'd like to meet them!


jickslovableplaything is cute and has a NSFW link in her profile..if that helps..

I trust all profile picks blindly.
by DiscoNeckTed
Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:24 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: If you could meet only one...
Replies: 25
Views: 6003

Re: If you could meet only one...

I would meet DiscoNeckTed, a.k.a. Rabid. I would punch him in the face and then buy him a beer. You? My persona has bewitched you! I expect you to be up on multiple counts for assaulting an inebriated tweener girl. So yeah..the usual? And I'd meet Feng. I'm a sucker for knuckles and brewskie. Actua...
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:50 pm
Forum: The Commune
Topic: Optimal place to level (Updated 2/05/09)
Replies: 132
Views: 68498

The new link doesn't allow me to load the spreadsheet without downloading it. Is it possible to host this on a mirror that can be accessed from any computer?
Thanks,
Ted
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:34 am
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Politics
Replies: 226
Views: 51388

Palin is my Mom. Leave her alone. She is a sweet lady and means well. She has been in administration for years and is feisty enough to run the country at least as well as George W. She has several weeks of intensive executive study under her belt. The G.O.P spared no expense on tutors. She will eat ...
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:21 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Politics
Replies: 226
Views: 51388

White co-worker won't vote Obama because he's a Negro.

Black co-worker won't vote Obama because he's a Muslim.
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:41 am
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: quadradius
Replies: 8
Views: 2361

Perhaps my sample size is too small..
by DiscoNeckTed
Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:24 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: quadradius
Replies: 8
Views: 2361

Nice game..but a bit too random for my taste. All the good crap seems to spawn for my opponents. I think I would enjoy it very much while soused.
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:25 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Pixie vs. Llama HC contest
Replies: 15
Views: 3592

The current leader (Pixie) is only 10 turns off the leading Llama. Proving..nothing! I expect doogie howser to take it in the end (not a flame). Heh, well, I kind of had a sucky day 5, including trying to get the same semi-rare twice in a row, waiting about 30 turns for a freaking Astronomer to sho...
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:22 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Pixie vs. Llama HC contest
Replies: 15
Views: 3592

I hate the pixie. Unfortunately, in a contest like this, it will clearly win. It's not even worth trying to be contrary. Which is a shame, since the llama is so cleverly awesome. The current leader (Pixie) is only 10 turns off the leading Llama. Proving..nothing! I expect doogie howser to take it i...
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:11 pm
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

seriously, i just tried getting a "hobo code" in the noob cave in bad moon and ended up with a cat. i still don't understand ns 13. as for the forum bans i don't think this is the right venue, i will hie away to the personal message cave and beam you some information. and lingo. HOMEY OUT...
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:14 pm
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

kevbob wrote:how do you keep them all straight?


I want Full Disclosure.
Why would your AFH avatar get you banned from the KoL Forums? (even my brief description of it earned a ban)
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:31 am
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

kevbob wrote:yes, they refresh at rollover.


Quit lying about your moms.

And WTF and other teen-speak get on the fucking board IP!
Nobody cares if you were first to the party. That just means you're the first barfer in the bathtub.
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:26 am
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Pixie vs. Llama HC contest
Replies: 15
Views: 3592

I hate the pixie. Unfortunately, in a contest like this, it will clearly win. It's not even worth trying to be contrary. Which is a shame, since the llama is so cleverly awesome. Plus Overcoats are easy to nab. Offer me a pixie or astral badger and it might interest me. I expect The Winner to be th...
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:19 pm
Forum: Softcore
Topic: QuantumNightmare's SCNP-PM 4/708 practice run
Replies: 8
Views: 2211

I'm ]Pulled bait, and 1 thing of needles. Got 3 gunpowder in 9 turns, then when the needles ran out... i got 2 more gunpowder in 22 turns. Should have pulled more needles: I don't have confrontation or a hound dog to help here. Surely every good spade has a Chameleon in his quiver? I like your brea...
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:03 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Pixie vs. Llama HC contest
Replies: 15
Views: 3592

If you want to have a fair test of the familiars' respective mettle, then it makes sense to have the largest prizes be for fastest run for each familiar, with a token prize for the fastest overall run. Breaking it apart into moxie/non-moxie seems like a fair thing to do too, though I'm not sure how...
by DiscoNeckTed
Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:24 am
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Pixie vs. Llama HC contest
Replies: 15
Views: 3592

I may have jumped the gun a bit..but we may add prizes and or extend the dates. Perhaps a prize for fastest run each familiar (in addition to the grand prize)? Bonus for non-moxie?
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:52 pm
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: In about 10 minutes, I will SMELL!!!!
Replies: 63
Views: 15611

DarthDud wrote:Snifftome: I has it!


You're tool legit to quit.
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:24 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Introductions...
Replies: 1597
Views: 387489

Instalite wrote:I wasn't invited by Alrik, but can I be a fanboy anyway?
Turn-ons include ascending like a Real Man.


Sounds like you're someone elses fanboy..

See that brown lump? Vlad's picture scared it out of me.
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:06 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Pixie vs. Llama HC contest
Replies: 15
Views: 3592

Pixie vs. Llama HC contest

I expect a strong showing from AFH in the HC Pixie vs. Llama contest.

http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com:808 ... p?t=156279

Now go crunch it in your back room (not a troll).

/DNT
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:05 am
Forum: Archived Threads of Awesomeness
Topic: Vcrisis
Replies: 20
Views: 11772

DarthDud wrote:(OK, I'll forgive the beret, but not the boxers and the shield!)


I can't fit the Beret over my Corinth..
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:28 pm
Forum: Suggestions / Complaints
Topic: Kingdom of Lag
Replies: 11
Views: 4270

feng shweez wrote:I sort of assumed that Comcast in Holt services all of Lansing. .


Your mom has a funny name.
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:10 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Artwork
Replies: 5
Views: 1700

Image

kevbob's new Forums avatar.
by DiscoNeckTed
Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:32 pm
Forum: Softcore
Topic: Kujjie's 3-day 639-turn SCNP AT (Vole) (Cereal Killers)
Replies: 9
Views: 2656

KujjieKujjieKoo wrote:Brimstone was wonderful, and really made the later levels a joke. From that point on you shouldn't be taking too much damage, but the first 6 levels may hurt a bit. .


I love pulling Brimstone. The Beret is almost a lock if you're running Vcrisis.
by DiscoNeckTed
Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:26 pm
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

feng shweez wrote:I'm unsure a sub-1000 is even possible. It'd be neat if it is, though.


I agree. Yet I'm sure an item for a sub-1000 exists..
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:15 pm
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

QuantumNightmare wrote:It's only greifing if the other guys care to play along and care. Do you see AFH anywhere on those boards, attempting to dethrone you?


I have no doubt AFH could crunch an idealized Hobopolis run..but I'm not sure you can coordinate your staff to follow through en masse.

Buncha rogues..
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:01 am
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

Well done IP (in your bowl).

deformed dangle aside..I'm hot for the sub-1000 drop.
Curious little race this has become.
by DiscoNeckTed
Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:21 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Wimbledon 08. Possibly the greatest sporting event ever.
Replies: 9
Views: 2551

I like to turn up the volume when Sharapova plays..
by DiscoNeckTed
Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:15 pm
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: KOL pick-up line contest
Replies: 8
Views: 2175

My one-off is funnier than feng's crafted crap.

Which one of your dogs won feng?
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:53 am
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

Just because YOUR clan had to use a bug to leaderboard..doesn't mean HoD did... If I'm not mistaken, Puttan Esca killed Hodgman at level 19. Either y'all used the bug we did, or a different bug. Else you would have contradicted me on the main forums. >.> By the way, I see there's a new one up there...
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:08 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Why "Star Trek" >> "Star Wars"
Replies: 23
Views: 6819

feng shweez wrote:This is stupid. Let's talk about sports instead.

I vote for...

Cavaliers > Browns > Indians


I play Fantasy Baseball because I hate sports. It has made me a misanthropic bastard. I am glad when people get hurt on other teams.
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:05 pm
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

I thought pee jokes were civil..
I'll tone it down.


edit: I may be as off-base with my self-perception as an FM DJ..but I think Feng and I have some mutual respect and the razzing is in good natured jest.
Or maybe we're total A-Holes?
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:24 pm
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

Both N.O. (#2) and HoD (#3) beat Hodgman without beating any of the side bosses, even Frosty. This was with help of a minor bug/oversight, the one mentioned on the radio. That oversight / bug, though, only saves a couple hundred turns at most, Just because YOUR clan had to use a bug to leaderboard....
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:52 pm
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

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by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:00 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Politics
Replies: 226
Views: 51388

alacrity wrote:Wait, what? Why the hell do you care whether or not I have a loaded handgun in my home?!? Why do you care so much that you want to take a shit all over the bill of rights to prevent me from doing so?!? I mean, seriously?


Because he is in a gang of meth-head home invaders?
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:31 pm
Forum: Anything and Everything
Topic: Politics
Replies: 226
Views: 51388

One thing I have never understood about the whole "gun in home for protection" thing: Why would anyone ever ever ever protect their home from criminals with a handgun? Seems like the stupidest thing Ive ever heard. With a handgun, especially in the heat of the moment, you can miss. If I w...
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:27 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Multi envy
Replies: 4
Views: 1778

It seems to me that the PBS's cost is much more tenable in softcore (pull dictionary, buy MMJ) than it is in hardcore (uhh... summon snowcones and pray?) That said, I'd very much like to eventually have the opportunity to actually use a shaman so I can have an opinion informed more by experience th...
by DiscoNeckTed
Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:22 pm
Forum: Braggadocio
Topic: Hobopolis
Replies: 36
Views: 6355

Hobopolis

.
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:06 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: Multi envy
Replies: 4
Views: 1778

You should borrow from Peter to pay Paul.
by DiscoNeckTed
Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:28 pm
Forum: The Commune
Topic: Mayfly spading (Data needed on stun chances)
Replies: 44
Views: 16061

Anything new for Hobopolis?
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:07 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: The Mad Hatrack
Replies: 29
Views: 7037

I expect a strong showing from AFH in the HC Hatrack contest.

http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com:808 ... p?t=150614

Now go crunch it in your back room (not a troll).

/DNT
by DiscoNeckTed
Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:32 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: The Mad Hatrack
Replies: 29
Views: 7037

riddle me this: assuming every speed run is as a moxie class, and every true speed run would be coming out of HCO TT, and you can put this hat on the hatrack immediately (can you?), is this or isn't this the best HC speed familiar? bear in mind i know nothing about what it does except it involves h...
by DiscoNeckTed
Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:15 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: The Mad Hatrack
Replies: 29
Views: 7037

I'm looking at the Treasury? Easy 100% combat rate and near equal but low hat rates (3.7%).
by DiscoNeckTed
Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:28 pm
Forum: Gameplay-Discussion
Topic: The Mad Hatrack
Replies: 29
Views: 7037

So Skully says an unequipped hatrack increases the drop rate of hats. Where would be the best place to spade this effect? A fairy hat seems like it would do the same thing..
by DiscoNeckTed
Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:54 pm
Forum: The Commune
Topic: Robo-Goose
Replies: 11
Views: 2984

One of the interesting theories I've heard is that your chance of getting an egg goes down as you have more eggs, so if you have, say, 3 in your inventory, each egg has a higher percentage of yielding a RoboGoose, while if you have 100 eggs, each egg has a lower chance. This makes no sense. But , I...
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:32 pm
Forum: The Commune
Topic: Crimboffs and Scalers
Replies: 2
Views: 1452

Yes, redistribute to gain higher rates of buffed Moxie.

Edit: Even so, I don't think you can outrun the equalizer potion. Phail.
by DiscoNeckTed
Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:49 pm
Forum: The Commune
Topic: Crimboffs and Scalers
Replies: 2
Views: 1452

Crimboffs and Scalers

My Excel skills are pretty good..but I'm struggling with this one. When power leveling against scaling monsters as a Myst or Muscle Class, is it ever advantageous to equip a Crimbo off-hand (Tiki Lighter) to milk more stats? I doubt it ever can match a second Bottle-rocket-Crossbow, but otherwise th...