Heaviest Familiar?

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Heaviest Familiar?

Post by WeatherWarrior » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:26 pm

I was thinking of mine and thought it would be fun to see everyone else's. Plus it would be fun to see what you guys name yours too. So what are your top three?

As you can tell by mine, I prefer comfort over optimal, but hey I have fun in the game! I am claiming the blood-faced volleyball and gravy fairy are from my BM runs.

Panthera leo, the 7-pound Dandy Lion (56 exp, 14,731 kills)
PsuedoWilson, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (0 exp, 4,547 kills)
Amanita muscaria, the 1-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (0 exp, 4,502 kills)

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Post by lordhades15 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:39 pm

VladimirPootin, the 1-pound Cheshire Bat (0 exp, 27,751 kills)
Alrik, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero (0 exp, 21,589 kills)
Doggie Bear, the 1-pound Dandy Lion (0 exp, 11,827 kills)
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Post by Kevlar » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:07 am

Swildons, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero (0 exp, 40,239 kills)

Too much NS 11?

Or just getting Mr. Store stuff too late?

White Scar, the 5-pound Cymbal-Playing Monkey (29 exp, 13,041 kills)
Titan, the 4-pound Green Pixie (16 exp, 11,813 kills)

One day I'll learn how to use this fella:
Keyhole, the 1-pound Mad Hatrack (0 exp, 0 kills)
grrrrrrr

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Post by Kovacs » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:30 am

Huh. My top 3 are fairies. The Dandy Lion has a lot of aftercore kills, which explains it being on top.

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy, the 1-pound Dandy Lion (2 exp, 18,787 kills)
Wee Dangerous Spike, the 3-pound Green Pixie (12 exp, 11,298 kills)
Lost in the Supermarket, the 1-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (0 exp, 8,562 kills)
Fettuccine Alfredo, the 1-pound Gluttonous Green Ghost (0 exp, 6,662 kills)

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Post by Tissen » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:41 am

The Spirit of Port Ellen, the 13-pound Spirit Hobo (171 exp, 19,668 kills)
Irish Rastaboy, the 10-pound Green Pixie (111 exp, 9,742 kills)
Purr, the 1-pound Dandy Lion (0 exp, 11,553 kills)

The lion doesn't get much play these days. The Hobo was pretty much the only thing I used during my NS11 HCB days.

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Post by GoldS » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:08 am

Hatty McVersatile, the 20-pound Mad Hatrack (1,301 exp, 47,235 kills)
Chimpy McBangBang, the 1-pound Cymbal-Playing Monkey (0 exp, 24,660 kills)
Boony McAchhhh, the 1-pound Green Pixie (0 exp, 11,989 kills)

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Post by Friederike » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:18 am

Chuck Norris, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (0 exp, 15,230 kills)
Finn MacCool, the 13-pound Green Pixie (169 exp, 14,507 kills)
Maximilian, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero (3 experience, 12,680 kills)
Dermot Trellis, the 10-pound Spirit Hobo (105 exp, 9,514 kills)

The volleyball is from my pre-hobo time, and the hobo is about a month younger than the pixie but could never quite catch up, apparently.

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Post by MonsterERB » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:48 am

Envious Bob Mould, the 9-pound Green Pixie (83 exp, 16,292 kills)
El Mariachi, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero (0 exp, 8,121 kills)
Porkosaurus, the 8-pound Gluttonous Green Ghost (78 exp, 7,382 kills)
Tommy DeVito, the 1-pound Penguin Goodfella (0 exp, 5,779 kills)
Electric Elvis, the 7-pound Jumpsuited Hound Dog (54 exp, 5,443 kills)
Herbert Anchovy, the 1-pound Dandy Lion (0 exp, 5,195 kills)
Mr. Snuffleupagus, the 16-pound Llama Lama (271 experience, 4,364 kills)
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Penguin was my first ever Mr. Familiar, so he got some love early on. Hound and Lion would be mostly for item farming in aftercore, and I'm guessing the sombrero is still up there due to NS11 ascensions. I'm surprised the llama is that low on the list, though. Gotta start using that guy more. :wink:
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Post by NardoLoopa » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:10 am

Edwardo, the 2-pound Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot (5 exp, 25,072 kills) (pre-nerf farming)
Cringer, the 20-pound Dandy Lion (937 exp, 17,388 kills) (Post nerf-farming)
H. U. M. B. U. G., the 1-pound Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (0 exp, 10,140 kills) (Basement)

Actual familiars I use in a run:
Cringer, the 20-pound Dandy Lion (937 exp, 17,388 kills)
Robert MacMarley, the 11-pound Green Pixie (136 exp, 5,629 kills)
Herbert, the 1-pound Nervous Tick (0 exp, 8,036 kills)
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Post by So Very Invisible » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:28 am

Cheeky, the 1-pound Mad Hatrack (0 exp, 10,950 kills) - So much love.
Fire, the 1-pound Flaming Gravy Fairy (0 exp, 9,857 kills) - My main pre-hatrack fairy, and my aftercore fairy until I got a pixie.
Duck, the 9-pound Llama Lama (85 exp, 9,586 kills) - First Mr. Fam, I did two 100% with him for some reason. And the second didn't even count because of aftercore.

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Post by Manendra » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:37 pm

William Wallace, the 20-pound Green Pixie (550 exp, 25,205 kills)
Stay-Puft, the 8-pound Gluttonous Green Ghost (75 exp, 10,439 kills)
Santatron, the 1-pound Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (0 exp, 8,668 kills) (Aftercore, hobopolis, basement, etc)

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Post by unwieldy locutions » Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:25 pm

Cold Compressie, the 10-pound Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (100 exp, 13,677 kills) - first Mr. Store familiar
Leper Convention, the 4-pound Leprechaun (16 exp, 9,075 kills)
Beech, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (0 exp, 6,429 kills)


honorable mention (for names and use):
the Green Marrow, the 11-pound Misshapen Animal Skeleton (121 exp, 2,163 kills)
Gregory Peck, the 1-pound Cocoabo (0 exp, 2,057 kills)
Charlemagne, the 20-pound Frumious Bandersnatch (1,124 exp, 1,918 kills)
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Post by Instalite » Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:18 pm

Bleedy Gonzales, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (0 exp, 15,743 kills)
The Teeth Fairy, the 4-pound Green Pixie (20 exp, 14,118 kills)
Muy Caliente, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero (0 exp, 9,515 kills)

Poor old obsolete volleyball.

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Post by TrueEeviL » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:35 am

No Longer Needs a Balance, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero (0 exp, 31,595 kills)
God Loves Ugly, 1-pound Cheshire Bat (0 experience, 18,350 kills)
Say Shhh, the 1-pound Frozen Gravy Fairy (0 exp, 8,140 kills)
Imma the hardest familiar to use!, the 1-pound Pygmy Bugbear Shaman (0 exp, 6,174 kills)
Riff, the 1-pound Green Pixie (0 exp, 5,928 kills)
Complications, the 1-pound Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot (0 exp, 2,820 kills)
Still not worth it..., the 1-pound Dandy Lion (0 exp, 2,531 kills)

Those are the ones with 1,000+ Kills.

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Post by Hoopity » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:45 am

Nikola Tesla, the 1-pound Casagnova Gnome (38,674 kills) Farming
Wilhelm Conrad Rontgen, the 12-pound Green Pixie (12,384 kills) All my NS-13 runs
Werner Karl Heisenberg, the 1-pound Leprechaun (10,436 kills) Months in the icy peak...
Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero (9,033 kills) I'm not sure.

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Post by deusnoctum » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:52 am

Finnegan's Wake, the 20-pound Green Pixie (32,006 kills)
Espresso, the 1-pound Nervous Tick (16,662 kills) (1st Mr Store familiar)
Baby Mama Mama, the 1-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (14,439 kills) (lots of BM runs)
Wentworth, the 2-pound Hovering Sombrero (5,831 kills)
Koizumi, the 1-pound Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot (4,246 kills) (pre-nerf farming)
Mel Gibson, the 1-pound Sugar Fruit Fairy (4,171 kills) (100% L30 run)
Lime Jello, the 10-pound Gluttonous Green Ghost (3,511 kills)
Snelle Bark, the 20-pound Frumious Bandersnatch (2,920 kills)
Lhasa, the 13-pound Llama Lama (2,294 kills)

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Post by Aruwen » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:29 pm

dingfinder, the 1-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (0 exp, 4,916 kills)
slayerR, the 4-pound Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot (16 exp, 4,449 kills)
Jeannine, the 20-pound Green Pixie (635 exp, 3,164 kills)

npzr due to my lazy months of not! farming lucres and just spending turns whenever 200 have accumulated ;)

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Post by rottingflesh » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:53 pm

Eevee, the 1-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (0 exp, 26,104 kills) - yay lucrecore bad moon!
Meowth, 14-pound Dandy Lion (217 experience, 9,828 kills)
Girafarig, the 10-pound Llama Lama (106 exp, 7,393 kills)
Celebi, the 9-pound Green Pixie (92 exp, 6,305 kills)

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Post by Fred Nefler » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:57 pm

GoldS's hatrack beats me out by a little bit:
Robin Leach, the 20-pound Casagnova Gnome (46,760 exp, 45,423 kills)

Of course, I basically stopped using my gnome once I acquired the hound dog a little bit back.

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Post by TrueEeviL » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:17 pm

rottingflesh wrote:Eevee
Meowth,
Girafarig,
Celebi


I loled. :lol:

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Post by kindia » Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:29 pm

everything over 1k kills for me.

Duck, the 1-pound Llama Lama (0 exp, 7,279 kills)
CunnyFunt, the 1-pound Sleazy Gravy Fairy (0 exp, 5,217 kills)
Dr. Tran, the 1-pound Leprechaun (0 exp, 4,703 kills)
Don Quixote, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero (0 exp, 4,591 kills)
Trot, the 1-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (0 exp, 4,241 kills)
Andrati, the 1-pound Green Pixie (0 exp, 4,030 kills)
snarky burbler, the 1-pound Frumious Bandersnatch (0 exp, 2,711 kills)
Astrid, the 1-pound Star Starfish (0 exp, 2,249 kills)
Ann Jobb, the 1-pound Disembodied Hand (0 exp, 2,206 kills)
BraveDunkles, the 1-pound Mad Hatrack (0 exp, 1,693 kills)
Iva Bikok, the 1-pound Misshapen Animal Skeleton (0 exp, 1,326 kills)
Brine, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (0 exp, 1,248 kills)

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Post by DarthDud » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:07 pm

25,328 kills, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero (0 exp, 23,637 kills) <--name is kills lost in NS11.
Trenidel, the 9-pound Nervous Tick (95 exp, 19,425 kills)
Jade Dragon Piece, the 1-pound Llama Lama (0 exp, 10,578 kills)
Fuzzy Monkey, the 1-pound Pygmy Bugbear Shaman (0 exp, 7,006 kills)

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Post by rottingflesh » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:28 pm

How did your sombrero lose kills?

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Post by Tar » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:20 am

Experience and kills used to not be 2 separate stats, so they would reset to zero every ascension for any familiar you didn't take through the gash with you.

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Post by Brulak » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:29 am

Nervensaege, the 1-pound Cymbal-Playing Monkey (0 exp, 42,619 kills)
Dorian Grey, the 1-pound Dandy Lion (0 exp, 34,821 kills)
Desperado, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero (0 exp, 25,881 kills)
El Viz, the 1-pound Jumpsuited Hound Dog (1 exp, 16,385 kills)
Pumuckl, the 1-pound Green Pixie (0 exp, 4,405 kills)
Zooplankton, the 1-pound Pygmy Bugbear Shaman (0 exp, 3,943 kills)
Harry (Alpaka), the 1-pound Llama Lama (0 exp, 3,467 kills)

...and ten other familiars with kills above 1,000

Also, my Volleyball lost ~30,000 kills in NS-11 when numbers weren't saved for posterity.

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Post by Mister Mickey » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:52 am

my top 6 just cuz I couldn't believe the one in 6th place.

Aeris w/ a Lewd Playing Card
20-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (2,350 experience, 20,823 kills)

Auron, the 20-pound Llama Lama (762 exp, 8,066 kills)

Cecil, the 15-pound Hovering Sombrero (236 exp, 6,522 kills)

Tidus, the 7-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (61 exp, 3,609 kills)

Rikku, the 1-pound Cocoabo (0 exp, 2,027 kills)

Sephinroth, the 1-pound Black Cat (0 exp, 1,236 kills)

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