LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

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LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by lotsofphil » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:21 pm

I got the encryption key in 6 turns (5 and a hipster). I'd seen 11 everywhere else.

Hipster fights:
2 in pantry
1 in spooky forest
1 in knob

NEW Pastamancer ASCENSION STARTED 20110214
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This log was created by the Ascension Log Visualizer 3.1.0.
The basic idea and the format of this parser have been borrowed from the AFH MafiaLog Parser by VladimirPootin and QuantumNightmare.

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===Day 1===

[0] Ascension Start [0,0,0]
     +> [0] Got scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker, scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker, scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker, sugar sheet
     +> [0] Got sugar sheet, ten-leaf clover
     -> Turn [0] none
[1] Lemon Party [0,0,0]
[2-3] Haunted Pantry [11,17,14]
     -> Turn [2] He-Boulder
     -> Turn [3] Mini-Hipster
     => Level 2 (Turn 3)! (4/5/4)
[4-10] Spooky Forest [18,30,25]
     +> [8] Got coconut shell, coconut shell
     +> [10] Got mosquito larva
[11-12] Outskirts of The Knob [3,9,4]
     -> Turn [12] Rogue Program
     => Level 3 (Turn 11)! (6/8/6)
[13] Tavern Cellar [0,0,0]
[14] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 3) [0,0,0]
     +> [14] Got bottle of tequila, bottle of tequila, bottle of tequila
[15] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2) [1,1,3]
[16] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1) [0,0,0]
[17] Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1) [2,2,1]
     -> Turn [17] Llama Lama
[18] Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1) [0,0,0]
[19] Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 1) [0,0,0]
     +> [19] Got Typical Tavern swill, Typical Tavern swill, Typical Tavern swill
     -> Turn [19] Mini-Hipster
[20-24] Haunted Pantry [11,17,4]
     +> [20] Got razor-sharp can lid
[25-27] Outskirts of The Knob [4,12,1]
     +> [26] Got chef's hat, coconut shell, little paper umbrella, magical ice cubes
     +> [27] Got Knob Goblin encryption key
     -> Turn [27] Stocking Mimic
[28] Haunted Billiards Room [1,4,0]

Turn rundown finished!
ADVENTURES
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Haunted Pantry: 7
Spooky Forest: 7
Outskirts of The Knob: 5
Haunted Billiards Room: 1
Lemon Party: 1
Tavern Cellar: 1
Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1): 1
Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2): 1
Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 3): 1
Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1): 1
Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1): 1
Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 1): 1



QUEST TURNS
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Mosquito Larva: 7
Opening the Hidden Temple: 7
Tavern quest: 0
Bat quest: 0
Cobb's Knob quest: 5
Friars' part 1: 0
Defiled Cyrpt quest: 0
Trapzor quest: 0
Orc Chasm quest: 0
Airship: 0
Giant's Castle: 0
Opening the Ballroom: 8
Pirate quest: 0
Black Forest quest: 0
Desert Oasis quest: 0
Spookyraven quest: 0
Hidden City quest: 0
Palindome quest: 0
Pyramid quest: 0
Starting the War: 0
War Island quest: 0
DoD quest: 0



PULLS
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LEVELS
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Hit Level 1 on turn 0, 0 from last level. (0.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 2 on turn 3, 3 from last level. (8.3 substats / turn)
Combats: 1
Noncombats: 1
Other: 1
Hit Level 3 on turn 11, 8 from last level. (4.9 substats / turn)
Combats: 7
Noncombats: 1
Other: 0


Total COMBATS: 17 (60.7%)
Total NONCOMBATS: 10 (35.7%)
Total OTHER: 1 (3.6%)



STATS
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Muscle Myst Moxie
Totals: 51 92 52
Combats: 47 85 45
Noncombats: 4 7 7
Others: 0 0 0
Eating: 0 0 0
Drinking: 0 0 0
Using: 0 0 0


Top 10 mainstat gaining areas:

Haunted Pantry 22 34 18
Spooky Forest 18 30 25
Outskirts of The Knob 7 21 5
Haunted Billiards Room 1 4 0
Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1) 2 2 1
Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2) 1 1 3
Lemon Party 0 0 0
Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 1) 0 0 0
Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1) 0 0 0
Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1) 0 0 0



+STAT BREAKDOWN
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Need to gain level (last is total): 10 39 105 231 441 759 1209 1815 2601 3591 4809 6279 21904



FAMILIARS
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Mini-Hipster : 14 combat turns (82.4%)
Rogue Program : 2 combat turns (11.8%)
He-Boulder : 1 combat turns (5.9%)



SEMI-RARES
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HUNTED COMBATS
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HE-BOULDER YELLOW RAYS
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CASTS
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Cast 31 salsaball
Cast 8 entangling noodles
Cast 5 advanced cocktailcrafting
Cast 4 the magical mojomuscular melody
Cast 4 the moxious madrigal
Cast 3 cannelloni cannon
Cast 3 leash of linguini
Cast 3 springy fusilli
Cast 3 the power ballad of the arrowsmith
Cast 2 summon sugar sheets
Cast 1 point at your opponent
Cast 1 summon stickers

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| Total Casts | 68
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| Total MP Spent | 233
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MP GAINS
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Total mp gained: 196

Inside Encounters: 159
Starfish Familiars: 13
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 24
Consumables: 0

Level 1:
Inside Encounters: 0
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 8
Consumables: 0
Level 2:
Inside Encounters: 94
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 16
Consumables: 0
Level 3:
Inside Encounters: 65
Starfish Familiars: 13
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0



EATING AND DRINKING AND USING
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Adventures gained eating: 0
Adventures gained drinking: 0
Adventures gained using: 0
Adventures gained rollover: 28






MEAT
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Total meat gained: 3193
Total meat spent: 1386

Level 1:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 0
Meat gain outside Encounters: 2500
Meat spent: 986
Level 2:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 604
Meat gain outside Encounters: 20
Meat spent: 352
Level 3:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 69
Meat gain outside Encounters: 0
Meat spent: 48



BOTTLENECKS
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Sewered 0 times for 0 trinkets
Spent 0 turns in the 8-Bit Realm
Fought 0 bloopers
Fought 0 bullet bills
Spent 0 turns in the Goatlet
Fought 0 dairy goats for 0 cheeses and 0 glasses of milk
Garnishes received: 5
Coconuts: 3
Umbrellas: 1
Ice Cubes: 1
Number of lost combats: 0

Free runaways: 0 / 0 free retreats overall
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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by reverkiller » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:31 pm

This is possibly the best run I've ever seen.



Brava Phil, brava.

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by quamper » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:34 pm

1/28!?!?

Wow I don't see anyone beating this soon

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by lotsofphil » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:34 pm

Raw log showing everything I know. The power and the glory are within:
cast 2 Summon Sugar Sheets
You acquire sugar sheet (2)

cast 1 Summon Stickers
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker

Fold sugar sheet
You acquire an item: sugar chapeau

equip hat sugar chapeau

Fold sugar sheet
You acquire an item: sugar shield

Use 1 disassembled clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

buy 1 casino pass at market price from Market Demon
You acquire an item: casino pass
You spent 100 Meat

[1] Lemon Party
You acquire an item: big rock

buy 1 hermit permit at market price from Market Demon
You acquire an item: hermit permit
You spent 100 Meat

hermit

buy 1 chewing gum on a string at market price from Market Demon
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
You spent 50 Meat

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: disco ball

buy 1 chewing gum on a string at market price from Market Demon
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
You spent 50 Meat

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: stolen accordion

buy 1 chewing gum on a string at market price from Market Demon
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
You spent 50 Meat

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: disco mask

buy 1 chewing gum on a string at market price from Market Demon
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
You spent 50 Meat

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw

hermit

hermit 1 seal tooth
You acquire an item: seal tooth

buy 1 chewing gum on a string at market price from Market Demon
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
You spent 50 Meat

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw

hermit

buy 1 hermit permit at market price from Market Demon
You acquire an item: hermit permit
You spent 100 Meat

hermit

hermit 1 hot buttered roll
You acquire an item: hot buttered roll

[3] Smith 1 hot buttered roll + 1 big rock
You acquire an item: heart of rock and roll

[3] Smith 1 heart of rock and roll + 1 stolen accordion
You acquire an item: Rock and Roll Legend

buy 1 detuned radio at market price from Degrassi Knoll General Store
You acquire an item: detuned radio
You spent 300 Meat
mcd 10

cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal
You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (duration: 10 Adventures)

cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (duration: 10 Adventures)

Visiting Doc Galaktik

familiar He-Boulder (6 lbs)

Restore 8 MP at Doc Galaktik's
You gain 8 Mana Points
You spent 136 Meat

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (duration: 10 Adventures)

equip familiar sugar shield

[2] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: Spirit of the Dolphin King
You acquire an item: Dolphin King's map

equip hat Hollandaise helmet

equip weapon saucepan

equip pants old sweatpants

[3] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: overdone flame-broiled meat blob
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 2: Tentaclor glances at a teakettle with his red eye. The kettle begins to whistle.
Round 2: lotsofphil casts POINT AT YOUR OPPONENT!
Round 3: Tentaclor swings his eyestalk toward your opponent, firing a searing ray of heat at it, dealing 1 damage. Man. That was way more entertaining than fireworks!
Round 3: overdone flame-broiled meat blob takes 1 damage.
You gain 8 Strongness
You gain 8 Enchantedness
You gain 8 Smarm
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (duration: 150 Adventures)
Round 3: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 4: overdone flame-broiled meat blob takes 1 damage.
Round 4: lotsofphil attacks!
Round 5: overdone flame-broiled meat blob takes 3 damage.
You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: lotsofphil attacks!
Round 6: overdone flame-broiled meat blob takes 8 damage.
Round 6: lotsofphil wins the fight!
After Battle: Tentaclor gives you an invigorating hot rock massage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 11 Mana Points
After Battle: Tentaclor winks at you with his giant central eye.
You gain 37 Meat
You acquire an item: meat paste
You acquire an item: meat paste
You gain 1 Beefiness
You gain 1 Magicalness
You gain 1 Sarcasm

autosell: 1 meat paste
You gain 10 Meat

autosell: 1 meat paste
You gain 10 Meat

familiar Mini-Hipster (6 lbs)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (duration: 10 Adventures)

[4] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: evil ex-girlfriend
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 2: evil ex-girlfriend takes 3 damage.
You lose 12 hit points
Round 2: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend takes 3 damage.
Round 3: Macbook Pro explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
You gain 2 Mysteriousness
You lose 12 hit points
Round 3: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 4: evil ex-girlfriend takes 3 damage.
Round 4: Macbook Pro pulls off one of his mismatched argyle socks (that he was wearing ironically under a pair of flip-flops) and wraps it around one of your wounds. Aaaaah.
You gain 11 hit points
You lose 13 hit points
Round 4: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 5: evil ex-girlfriend takes 4 damage.
Round 5: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 6: evil ex-girlfriend takes 3 damage.
You lose 13 hit points
Round 6: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: evil ex-girlfriend takes 4 damage.
Round 7: lotsofphil wins the fight!
After Battle: The words POWER UP appear above Macbook Pro's head as he instantly grows a stupid-looking moustache.
You gain 2 Fortitude
You gain 1 Mysteriousness
You gain 3 Sarcasm

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You gain 55 hit points

Visiting Doc Galaktik

Restore 7 MP at Doc Galaktik's
You gain 7 Mana Points
You spent 119 Meat

[4] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: evil ex-girlfriend
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 2: Macbook Pro explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
You gain 2 Enchantedness
Round 2: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend takes 5 damage.
Round 3: Macbook Pro holds up a finger with a moustache tattooed on it. You laugh heartily at his ironically clever sight gag, and feel refreshed.
You gain 12 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 3: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 4: evil ex-girlfriend takes 3 damage.
Round 4: Macbook Pro reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. She looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol.
Round 4: evil ex-girlfriend drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: evil ex-girlfriend drops 2 defense.
Round 4: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 5: evil ex-girlfriend takes 4 damage.
Round 5: Macbook Pro filters moonslight through his oversized sunglasses.
You gain 25 Mana Points
You lose 10 hit points
Round 5: lotsofphil casts CANNELLONI CANNON!
Round 6: evil ex-girlfriend takes 15 damage.
Round 6: Macbook Pro filters moonslight through his oversized sunglasses.
You gain 10 Mana Points
Round 6: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 3 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!
You gain 2 Smarm

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (duration: 10 Adventures)

cast 2 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (duration: 20 Adventures)

[4] Spooky Forest
Encounter: wolfman
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Macbook Pro explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
You gain 3 Enchantedness
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 3: Macbook Pro removes his ironic knit cap and shakes some greasy sweat at him for 172 damage.
Round 3: wolfman takes 172 damage.
Round 3: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 10 Meat
You gain 2 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 1 Mysteriousness
unequip familiarequip

use 1 ironic moustache
You acquire an item: chiptune guitar

use 1 chiptune guitar
You acquire an item: fixed-gear bicycle

equip familiar fixed-gear bicycle

buy 1 frilly skirt at market price from Degrassi Knoll General Store
You acquire an item: frilly skirt
You spent 80 Meat

equip pants frilly skirt

[5] Spooky Forest
Encounter: bar
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 2: Macbook Pro teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious.
You gain 2 Smarm
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: bar takes 1 damage.
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: bar takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Macbook Pro gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs it with it for 107 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 4: bar takes 107 damage.
Round 4: lotsofphil wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Macbook Pro, the 2 lb. Mini-Hipster
You gain 17 Meat
You acquire an item: bar skin
You gain 3 Enchantedness
You gain 3 Sarcasm

[6] Spooky Forest
Encounter: warwelf
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: warwelf takes 1 damage.
You lose 1 hit point
Round 4: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 5: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Macbook Pro hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
You gain 2 Strongness
You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 6: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 6: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 7: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 7: Macbook Pro's head starts to glow, for never-clearly-explained reasons. Your opponent is too busy goggling at it to attack this round.
Round 7: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 8: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 8: Macbook Pro gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs him with it for 98 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 8: warwelf takes 98 damage.
Round 8: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 11 Meat
You gain 1 Strengthliness
You gain 3 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 2 Smarm

visit Bounty Hunter Hunter

accept bounty assignment to collect 20 disintegrating corks

[7] Spooky Forest
Encounter: warwelf
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Macbook Pro explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
You gain 3 Enchantedness
You lose 1 hit point
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 3: Macbook Pro holds up a finger with a moustache tattooed on it. You laugh heartily at his ironically clever sight gag, and feel refreshed.
You gain 7 hit points
You gain 7 Mana Points
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 4: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 5: warwelf takes 1 damage.
You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 6: warwelf takes 1 damage.
You lose 1 hit point
Round 6: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 7: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 7: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 8: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 8: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 9: warwelf takes 1 damage.
You lose 1 hit point
Round 9: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 10: warwelf takes 1 damage.
Round 10: Macbook Pro removes his ironic knit cap and shakes some greasy sweat at him for 127 damage.
Round 10: warwelf takes 127 damage.
Round 10: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 11 Meat
You gain 3 Strongness
You gain 1 Enchantedness
You gain 3 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

[8] Spooky Forest
Encounter: wolfman
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: wolfman takes 1 damage.
You lose 3 hit points
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: wolfman takes 1 damage.
You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Macbook Pro explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
You gain 2 Enchantedness
Round 4: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 5: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 6: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 6: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 7: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: Macbook Pro holds up a finger with a moustache tattooed on it. You laugh heartily at his ironically clever sight gag, and feel refreshed.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 7: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 8: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 8: Macbook Pro filters moonslight through his oversized sunglasses.
You gain 12 Mana Points
Round 8: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 9: wolfman takes 1 damage.
You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 10: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 10: Macbook Pro redeems some food stamps to get himself a snack, and gives you the meat he gets in change.
You gain 43 Meat.
You lose 3 hit points
Round 10: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 11: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 11: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 12: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 12: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 13: wolfman takes 1 damage.
Round 13: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 10 Meat
You gain 2 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 3 Magicalness
You gain 1 Smarm

cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal
You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (duration: 10 Adventures)

cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (duration: 10 Adventures)

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (duration: 10 Adventures)

cast 2 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
You acquire an item: coconut shell
You acquire an item: coconut shell

[9] Spooky Forest
Encounter: spooky mummy
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: spooky mummy takes 1 damage.
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: spooky mummy takes 1 damage.
Round 3: Macbook Pro hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
You gain 2 Strengthliness
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: spooky mummy takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Macbook Pro's head starts to glow, for never-clearly-explained reasons. Your opponent is too busy goggling at it to attack this round.
Round 4: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 5: spooky mummy takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Macbook Pro reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. He looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol.
Round 5: spooky mummy drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: spooky mummy drops 3 defense.
Round 5: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 6: spooky mummy takes 1 damage.
Round 6: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 7: spooky mummy takes 1 damage.
Round 7: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 8: spooky mummy takes 1 damage.
Round 8: Macbook Pro pulls off one of his mismatched argyle socks (that he was wearing ironically under a pair of flip-flops) and wraps it around one of your wounds. Aaaaah.
You gain 8 hit points
Round 8: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 9: spooky mummy takes 1 damage.
Round 9: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 10: spooky mummy takes 1 damage.
Round 10: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 11: spooky mummy takes 1 damage.
Round 11: Macbook Pro gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs him with it for 254 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 11: spooky mummy takes 254 damage.
Round 11: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 8 Meat
You gain 1 Muscleboundness
You gain 3 Mysteriousness
You gain 3 Roguishness

[10] Spooky Forest
Encounter: blue-haired girl
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 2: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 3: blue-haired girl takes 5 damage.
Round 3: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 4: blue-haired girl takes 7 damage.
You lose 11 hit points
Round 4: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 5: blue-haired girl takes 3 damage.
Round 5: Macbook Pro teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious.
You gain 2 Sarcasm
You lose 12 hit points
Round 5: lotsofphil casts CANNELLONI CANNON!
Round 6: blue-haired girl takes 11 damage.
Round 6: Macbook Pro redeems some food stamps to get himself a snack, and gives you the meat he gets in change.
You gain 48 Meat.
Round 6: lotsofphil wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Macbook Pro, the 3 lb. Mini-Hipster
You gain 2 Beefiness
You gain 5 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 2 Roguishness

[10] Spooky Forest
Encounter: Arboreal Respite
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=502&option=2
Encounter: Consciousness of a Stream
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=505&option=1
You acquire an item: mosquito larva
You gain 500 Meat

[11] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: random scenester
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 2: Macbook Pro teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious.
You gain 3 Smarm
Round 2: lotsofphil casts CANNELLONI CANNON!
Round 3: random scenester takes 19 damage.
Round 3: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 3 Fortitude
You gain 3 Wizardliness
You gain 4 Sarcasm

equip hat sugar chapeau

equip hat Hollandaise helmet

Visiting Doc Galaktik

Restore 9 MP at Doc Galaktik's
You gain 9 Mana Points
You spent 153 Meat

[11] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: sub-assistant knob mad scientist takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Macbook Pro explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
You gain 2 Enchantedness
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: sub-assistant knob mad scientist takes 1 damage.
You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: sub-assistant knob mad scientist takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Macbook Pro gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs him with it for 117 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 4: sub-assistant knob mad scientist takes 117 damage.
Round 4: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 7 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
You gain 1 Muscleboundness
You gain 4 Magicalness
You gain 1 Chutzpah

[12] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: knob goblin barbecue team takes 1 damage.
You lose 2 hit points
Round 2: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 3: knob goblin barbecue team takes 1 damage.
Round 3: Macbook Pro hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
You gain 2 Strongness
Round 3: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 4: knob goblin barbecue team takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Macbook Pro redeems some food stamps to get himself a snack, and gives you the meat he gets in change.
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 4: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 5: knob goblin barbecue team takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Macbook Pro reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. It looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol.
Round 5: knob goblin barbecue team drops 1 attack power.
Round 5: knob goblin barbecue team drops 1 defense.
You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 6: knob goblin barbecue team takes 1 damage.
Round 6: Macbook Pro reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. It looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol.
Round 6: knob goblin barbecue team drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: knob goblin barbecue team drops 1 defense.
Round 6: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: knob goblin barbecue team takes 1 damage.
Round 7: Macbook Pro gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs it with it for 1 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 7: knob goblin barbecue team takes 1 damage.
You lose 1 hit point
Round 7: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 8: knob goblin barbecue team takes 1 damage.
Round 8: Macbook Pro redeems some food stamps to get himself a snack, and gives you the meat he gets in change.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 8: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 9: knob goblin barbecue team takes 1 damage.
Round 9: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 10: knob goblin barbecue team takes 1 damage.
Round 10: Macbook Pro removes his ironic knit cap and shakes some greasy sweat at it for 258 damage.
Round 10: knob goblin barbecue team takes 258 damage.
Round 10: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 9 Meat
You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
You gain 3 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!
You gain 3 Smarm

familiar Rogue Program (11 lbs)

tavern.php?place=barkeep
Encounter: The Tavern Cellar

[13] Tavern Cellar

[13] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 4)
Encounter: Staring Down the Barrel
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=513&option=1
You acquire ice-cold Willer (3)

[13] Tavern Cellar
Encounter: The Tavern Cellar

[14] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 3)
Encounter: A Rat's Home...
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=515&option=1
You acquire bottle of tequila (3)

[15] Tavern Cellar
Encounter: The Tavern Cellar

[15] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2)
Encounter: drunken rat
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 2: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 3: drunken rat takes 4 damage.
Round 3: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 4: drunken rat takes 3 damage.
Round 4: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 5: drunken rat takes 3 damage.
You lose 5 hit points
Round 5: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 6: drunken rat takes 3 damage.
Round 6: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 7: drunken rat takes 3 damage.
Round 7: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 8: drunken rat takes 5 damage.
Round 8: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 11 Meat
You acquire an item: rat whisker
After Battle: Ultimate says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship?
You acquire an item: Game Grid token
You gain 1 Fortitude
You gain 1 Wizardliness
You gain 3 Smarm

[16] Tavern Cellar
Encounter: The Tavern Cellar

[16] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1)
Encounter: Staring Down the Barrel
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=513&option=1
You acquire ice-cold Willer (4)

[17] Tavern Cellar
Encounter: The Tavern Cellar

[17] Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1)
Encounter: drunken rat
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 2: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 3: drunken rat takes 4 damage.
Round 3: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 4: drunken rat takes 7 damage.
Round 4: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 5: drunken rat takes 4 damage.
Round 5: lotsofphil casts SALSABALL!
Round 6: drunken rat takes 3 damage.
Round 6: Ultimate de-rezzes it for 13 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 6: drunken rat takes 13 damage.
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 6: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 10 Meat
You acquire an item: rat whisker
You gain 2 Beefiness
You gain 2 Mysteriousness
You gain 1 Cheek

familiar Llama Lama (11 lbs)

[18] Tavern Cellar
Encounter: The Tavern Cellar

[18] Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1)
Encounter: Those Who Came Before You
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=510&option=1
You acquire magical mystery juice (3)
You acquire an item: glittery mascara
You acquire an item: shiny ring

[19] Tavern Cellar
Encounter: The Tavern Cellar

[19] Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 1)
Encounter: Of Course!
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=509&option=1

tavern.php?place=barkeep
You acquire Typical Tavern swill (3)

familiar Mini-Hipster (13 lbs)

[20] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: fiendish can of asparagus
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Macbook Pro explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
You gain 3 Mysteriousness
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 4: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 5: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 5: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 6: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 6: Macbook Pro's head starts to glow, for never-clearly-explained reasons. Your opponent is too busy goggling at it to attack this round.
Round 6: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 7: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 7: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 8: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 8: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 9: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 9: Macbook Pro pulls off one of his mismatched argyle socks (that he was wearing ironically under a pair of flip-flops) and wraps it around one of your wounds. Aaaaah.
You gain 12 hit points
Round 9: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 10: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 10: Your opponent is too busy explaining the actual definition of irony to Macbook Pro to attack this round.
Round 10: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 11: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 11: Macbook Pro gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs it with it for 127 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 11: fiendish can of asparagus takes 127 damage.
Round 11: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 6 Meat
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: stalk of asparagus
You gain 3 Strongness
You gain 2 Wizardliness
You gain 1 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!

cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal
You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (duration: 10 Adventures)

cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (duration: 10 Adventures)

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (duration: 10 Adventures)

[21] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: fiendish can of asparagus
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 3: Macbook Pro hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
You gain 2 Strongness
You lose 1 hit point
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: fiendish can of asparagus takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Macbook Pro removes his ironic knit cap and shakes some greasy sweat at it for 214 damage.
Round 4: fiendish can of asparagus takes 214 damage.
Round 4: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 5 Meat
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: stalk of asparagus
You gain 1 Strengthliness
You gain 5 Wizardliness

[22] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: undead elbow macaroni
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 4: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 5: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 5: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 6: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
You lose 1 hit point
Round 6: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 7: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 7: Macbook Pro hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
You gain 2 Strongness
Round 7: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 8: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 8: Macbook Pro redeems some food stamps to get himself a snack, and gives you the meat he gets in change.
You gain 68 Meat.
Round 8: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 9: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 9: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 10: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 10: Macbook Pro redeems some food stamps to get himself a snack, and gives you the meat he gets in change.
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 10: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 11: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 11: Macbook Pro holds up a finger with a moustache tattooed on it. You laugh heartily at his ironically clever sight gag, and feel refreshed.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 11: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 12: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 12: Macbook Pro filters moonslight through his oversized sunglasses.
You gain 8 Mana Points
Round 12: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 5 Meat
You gain 1 Strengthliness
You gain 3 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 2 Cheek

cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (duration: 10 Adventures)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (duration: 10 Adventures)

[23] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: possessed can of tomatoes
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: possessed can of tomatoes takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Macbook Pro hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
You gain 2 Muscleboundness
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: possessed can of tomatoes takes 1 damage.
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: possessed can of tomatoes takes 1 damage.
You lose 2 hit points
Round 4: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 5: possessed can of tomatoes takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Macbook Pro gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs it with it for 137 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 5: possessed can of tomatoes takes 137 damage.
Round 5: lotsofphil wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Macbook Pro, the 4 lb. Mini-Hipster
You gain 3 Meat
You acquire an item: tomato
You gain 4 Wizardliness
You gain 1 Smarm

[24] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: The Manor in Which You're Accustomed

[25] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: sleeping knob goblin guard takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Macbook Pro explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
You gain 2 Magicalness
You lose 2 hit points
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: sleeping knob goblin guard takes 1 damage.
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: sleeping knob goblin guard takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Macbook Pro reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. He looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol.
Round 4: sleeping knob goblin guard drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: sleeping knob goblin guard drops 3 defense.
Round 4: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 5: sleeping knob goblin guard takes 1 damage.
Round 5: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 6: sleeping knob goblin guard takes 1 damage.
Round 6: Macbook Pro gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs him with it for 131 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 6: sleeping knob goblin guard takes 131 damage.
Round 6: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 5 Meat
You acquire an item: viking helmet
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin scimitar
You gain 1 Muscleboundness
You gain 5 Magicalness

[26] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Round 0: lotsofphil wins initiative!
Round 1: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Macbook Pro explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
You gain 3 Enchantedness
You lose 2 hit points
Round 2: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 3: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
Round 3: Macbook Pro pulls off one of his mismatched argyle socks (that he was wearing ironically under a pair of flip-flops) and wraps it around one of your wounds. Aaaaah.
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Macbook Pro pulls off one of his mismatched argyle socks (that he was wearing ironically under a pair of flip-flops) and wraps it around one of your wounds. Aaaaah.
You gain 10 hit points
Round 4: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 5: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
You lose 2 hit points
Round 5: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 6: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
Round 6: Macbook Pro filters moonslight through his oversized sunglasses.
You gain 19 Mana Points
Round 6: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 7: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
Round 7: Your opponent is too busy explaining the actual definition of irony to Macbook Pro to attack this round.
Round 7: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 8: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 9: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
Round 9: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 10: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
Round 10: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 11: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
Round 11: Macbook Pro filters moonslight through his oversized sunglasses.
You gain 19 Mana Points
You lose 2 hit points
Round 11: lotsofphil uses the seal tooth!
Round 12: knob goblin assistant chef takes 1 damage.
Round 12: Macbook Pro pulls off one of his mismatched argyle socks (that he was wearing ironically under a pair of flip-flops) and wraps it around one of your wounds. Aaaaah.
You gain 8 hit points
Round 12: lotsofphil wins the fight!
You gain 8 Meat
You acquire an item: chef's hat
You gain 3 Fortitude
You gain 2 Wizardliness
You gain 1 Smarm

equip hat chef's hat

cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (duration: 10 Adventures)

cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal
You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (duration: 10 Adventures)

cast 3 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: coconut shell

[27] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Code Red
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin encryption key

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by thacon » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:45 pm

This is completely sub-optimal. Anything less than a 1/22 shows that you clearly don't understand this game. Maybe you should listen to a few DRPs before trying again.

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by lotsofphil » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:59 pm

Maybe in softcore where you pull blankout.

My tavern was laaaaame.

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by playultm8 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:00 pm

So....Knob Encryption Key in 6?

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by lotsofphil » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:13 pm

Haha. I guess if you weren't in chat this makes zero sense. Yeah. 6 turn knob.

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by playultm8 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:26 pm

Is this a mafia bug? KOL bug? A change in mechanics? Did we misunderstand what Jick said about the new Outskirts, or did he misspeak? So many questions.

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by thacon » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:33 pm

It's likely Phil breaking the game. (I got my encryption key on turn 11 in the knob today)

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by slaphappy snark » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:44 pm

stu also checked on a couple more faxbot leaders and continued to get 11, as he did in the initial. What did phil do??

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by quamper » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:57 pm

Could it have something to do with the fact that he did 2 turns then waited 13 before going back there again?

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by Verdigris97 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:15 pm

quamper wrote:Could it have something to do with the fact that he did 2 turns then waited 13 before going back there again?
11 turns anywhere would be awesome. Probably not what was intended, though.

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by stupac2 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:15 pm

quamper wrote:Could it have something to do with the fact that he did 2 turns then waited 13 before going back there again?
Jick breaking the game by using the wrong counter would be hilarious.

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by stupac2 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:21 pm

Nope. Tested on a faxbot multi, 2 turns in knob, 8 turns in forest, then after 8 more in the knob got the map. So still 11 in the knob.

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by playultm8 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:25 pm

Well, either Phil's Mafia log is very very wrong, or there's a way to shave 5 turns off your run that we haven't pinpointed.

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by lotsofphil » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:27 pm

It is definitely not the mafia log. There were no skipped combats (bander, popper, choice NCs, tatter, whatever). I hadn't even taken my bander out of the terrarium.

This is weird then. I did pretty much the same thing I always do. If I can elucidate anything, ask away. My memory is only getting hazier.

For giggles, the only weird thing I did was take my spooky pirate skeleton through the gash. Someone try that :)

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by stupac2 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:40 pm

Right now my bet is that TPTB fucked something up but quickly fixed it.

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Re: LotsOfPhil HCNP Sauce (Wallaby) - 1/28

Post by thacon » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:50 pm

I tried to replicate your log exactly on a multi and got the key on turn 11.

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