Overall, this run has a lot of mediocre RNG and some highly suspect strategies. There should be a lot of room for improvement in the plan and execution, so I'm expecting big things from you, log reader! Please ask questions or comment if something seems inexplicable or just obviously incorrect to do; examples of constructive comments and critiques are included early in the log (i.e. ctrl+f 'cannon').
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For the pre run stuff, I take the xi receiver to maximize ultra-burrito consumption and +10% item accessory having-ness, blender to maximize turnbloat, belt to maximize turns not spent leveling, bram because I hate noncombats and the song set and because I haven't seen anything else reasonable [No, I don't think mountain man is a thing.], and pilsners because I want them to be my favorite booze eventually and because distention pills aren't standard or Edcessible (get it? ha!).
Starting with all the skills, imbues, and iotms, for what it's worth. Familiar plan revolves around not getting fucked like last run: 1 priest (level 3), 5 scribe (level 6), 4 cat (level 9), 0 bellydancer (level 12). I think these are correct with the exception of the bellydancer which is taken solely out of a well-justified fear of the lash limit; missing daycount by 1 turn due to an invisible counter being hard to track is probably my worst experience with KoL, so I'd recommend avoiding it if possible.
As for ka purchases, all the consumption skills and the DA skill on day 1 followed by the survival skills on day 2. Note that the +init% skills are taken solely for the alcove and aren't actually good at all.
Cannonfire40: Terrible.
YOJimbOS_law:
YoJiMBos_LAw: just wait, it gets worse.
Cannonfire40: Come on, with ed hat you don't need nearly that much.
You're welcome to believe cannonfire about this. I mean, it's a free country, man. However, I believe he's actually a butt that can't even the HC good.
Please kmail, pm, or chat in /hardcore and /butts about alternatives to this so I can tell them to people that ask me for advice instead of saying 'Oh, I just sewer level for 40 turns and then play a BIG run'.
Cannonfire40: I hate you.
yOjImBos_laW: hahahaha
YOJIMBoS_law: 40 is a nice round number.
yoJImBoS_lAW: so I spent 40 turns there.
yOjImbOS_LAW: btw, can I post your CI thoughts in my annotated log?
Cannonfire40: Yes.
Cannonfire40: Please do
Cannonfire40: That you spend that many turns there is awful
Cannonfire40: and completely fucking unacceptable
Another valuable counterpoint to CIwer leveling. Cannon has a point: 40 turns is a lot. Cutting this down to 20-30 could work, but I won't be bothering to try.

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The goal of this run was just to do a 2 day HCEd run, so stop reading here if turnbloat offends your sensibilities.===Day 1===
For the pre run stuff, I take the xi receiver to maximize ultra-burrito consumption and +10% item accessory having-ness, blender to maximize turnbloat, belt to maximize turns not spent leveling, bram because I hate noncombats and the song set and because I haven't seen anything else reasonable [No, I don't think mountain man is a thing.], and pilsners because I want them to be my favorite booze eventually and because distention pills aren't standard or Edcessible (get it? ha!).
Starting with all the skills, imbues, and iotms, for what it's worth. Familiar plan revolves around not getting fucked like last run: 1 priest (level 3), 5 scribe (level 6), 4 cat (level 9), 0 bellydancer (level 12). I think these are correct with the exception of the bellydancer which is taken solely out of a well-justified fear of the lash limit; missing daycount by 1 turn due to an invisible counter being hard to track is probably my worst experience with KoL, so I'd recommend avoiding it if possible.
As for ka purchases, all the consumption skills and the DA skill on day 1 followed by the survival skills on day 2. Note that the +init% skills are taken solely for the alcove and aren't actually good at all.
Note that this is the point where I knew this run would be a 2 dayer, since I got 5 porquoise gems. They are the best gems for Blender HCEd (due to +item/meat/moxie), and pork gem yahtzees are +50 ascension points.[0] Ascension Start [0,0,0]
-> Turn [0] none
Cannonfire40: [1-24] The Secret Government Laboratory[1-24] The Secret Government Laboratory [676,1704,625] (Ka: 61)
+> [2] Got first-aid pouch
+> [7] Got Coinspiracy
+> [8] Got first-aid pouch
+> [11] Got Xiblaxian circuitry
+> [14] Got giant yellow hat
+> [15] Got Coinspiracy
+> [17] Got delicious candy
+> [19] Got limp broccoli
+> [24] Got ten-leaf clover
*> [10] Started hunting government scientist
*> [13] Started hunting creepy little girl
*> [22] Started hunting government scientist
-> Turn [2] Priest
-> Turn [20] Scribe
-> Turn [21] Priest
=> Level 2 (Turn 2)! (5/8/4)
=> Level 3 (Turn 2)! (5/8/4)
=> Level 4 (Turn 4)! (8/14/8)
=> Level 5 (Turn 7)! (13/20/12)
=> Level 6 (Turn 13)! (18/29/17)
=> Level 7 (Turn 23)! (25/40/24)
Cannonfire40: Terrible.
YOJimbOS_law:

YoJiMBos_LAw: just wait, it gets worse.
Cannonfire40: Come on, with ed hat you don't need nearly that much.
You're welcome to believe cannonfire about this. I mean, it's a free country, man. However, I believe he's actually a butt that can't even the HC good.
Please kmail, pm, or chat in /hardcore and /butts about alternatives to this so I can tell them to people that ask me for advice instead of saying 'Oh, I just sewer level for 40 turns and then play a BIG run'.
Decent clover for conserving renens and lashes and turns and YRs.[25] Guano Junction [0,0,0]
+> [25] Got sonar-in-a-biscuit, sonar-in-a-biscuit
Lash too strong.[26] The Beanbat Chamber [9,25,7] (Ka: 2)
+> [26] Got enchanted bean, sonar-in-a-biscuit, talisman of Renenutet
o> Used 3 mummified beef haunch (75 adventures gained) [24,22,21]
I prefer the YR here to the level 9 NCs because reodorant is legit.[27-31] The Boss Bat's Lair [36,159,35] (Ka: 10)
+> [28] Got Xiblaxian alloy
[32-38] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency [0,158,0]
+> [32] Got Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
+> [35] Got Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
+> [38] Got Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
[41] Hippy Camp [7,33,6] (Ka: 3)
+> [41] Got filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, reodorant
}> [41] Disintegrated filthy hippy jewelry maker
Cannonfire40: [43-58] The Secret Government Laboratory[42] The Boss Bat's Lair [9,31,7] (Ka: 1)
+> [42] Got Boss Bat britches, batskin belt
[43-58] The Secret Government Laboratory [436,1248,493] (Ka: 44)
+> [43] Got Coinspiracy
+> [44] Got Coinspiracy
+> [46] Got Coinspiracy
+> [48] Got Coinspiracy, limp broccoli
+> [50] Got Coinspiracy
+> [57] Got Coinspiracy
+> [58] Got Xiblaxian circuitry
o> Drank 1 Lucky Lindy (9 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
=> Level 8 (Turn 51)! (31/53/31)
Cannonfire40: I hate you.
yOjImBos_laW: hahahaha
YOJIMBoS_law: 40 is a nice round number.
yoJImBoS_lAW: so I spent 40 turns there.
yOjImbOS_LAW: btw, can I post your CI thoughts in my annotated log?
Cannonfire40: Yes.
Cannonfire40: Please do
Cannonfire40: That you spend that many turns there is awful
Cannonfire40: and completely fucking unacceptable
Another valuable counterpoint to CIwer leveling. Cannon has a point: 40 turns is a lot. Cutting this down to 20-30 could work, but I won't be bothering to try.
Yay turngen! replace this with a forced lunchbox or something productive if your idea of fun is chaining a lot of failed 2 day attempts for a good, low-turncount 2 dayer.[59-69] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob [42,191,48] (Ka: 16)
+> [59] Got talisman of Renenutet
+> [62] Got Knob Goblin firecracker
+> [69] Got Knob Goblin encryption key
[70] The Spooky Forest [4,22,12] (Ka: 3)
*> [70] Started hunting wolfman
[71] Chateau Painting [16,39,15]
#> [71] Semirare: Bram the Stoker
[72] The Haunted Pantry [0,0,0]
#> [72] Semirare: The Pilsbury Doughjerk
Is this real life? Started losing faith in the pork gem Yahtzee here.[73-97] The Spooky Forest [109,490,230] (Ka: 35)
+> [74] Got anticheese, ten-leaf clover, ten-leaf clover, worthless gewgaw
+> [78] Got mosquito larva
+> [83] Got spooky sapling
+> [90] Got Xiblaxian polymer
+> [91] Got tree-holed coin
+> [96] Got Spooky-Gro fertilizer
+> [97] Got Spooky Temple map
o> Drank 1 Lucky Lindy (3 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (24 adventures gained) [8,6,5]
o> Ate 1 sleeping dog (9 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Ate 3 tasty tart (18 adventures gained) [16,19,16]
Knoll turnbloat isn't so bad. I plan to use a renen on the skirt, but (as with basically every renen target barring the f'c'le and clues) I lash first to try to save the renen and succeed. Just a small thing that probably ends up netting you 2-4 extra renens, effectively, each run.[98-105] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove [21,106,59] (Ka: 9)
+> [98] Got stuffed shoulder parrot
+> [100] Got bottle of rum
+> [101] Got eyepatch
+> [105] Got swashbuckling pants
[106-108] The Degrassi Knoll Garage [19,43,12] (Ka: 4)
+> [106] Got tires
+> [107] Got Gnollish toolbox
[109-110] The Degrassi Knoll Gym [7,24,6] (Ka: 2)
+> [109] Got talisman of Horus, talisman of Renenutet
-> Turn [110] Scribe
Just the friars being the friars and a bridge being some number between 12 and 15 (it's pretty much irrelevant which it is since I intend to spend 21 turns there regardless).[111] The Dark Heart of the Woods [0,0,0]
[112-121] The Dark Neck of the Woods [86,277,83]
+> [112] Got Imp Ale, hot wing
+> [115] Got Imp Ale
+> [116] Got hellion cube
+> [117] Got imp unity ring
+> [118] Got Imp Ale, wussiness potion
+> [119] Got hellion cube
+> [120] Got ruby W
[122] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,441,0]
-> Turn [122] Cat
=> Level 9 (Turn 122)! (39/70/40)
[122] The Dark Neck of the Woods [0,0,0]
+> [122] Got dodecagram
[123-127] The Dark Heart of the Woods [16,53,24]
+> [123] Got Imp Ale, hot wing
+> [124] Got hot plate
+> [125] Got Imp Ale
+> [127] Got box of birthday candles
[128-133] The Dark Elbow of the Woods [64,166,51] (Ka: 1)
+> [128] Got Imp Ale
+> [129] Got Imp Ale x 3
+> [131] Got Imp Ale, hot wing
+> [133] Got Imp Ale, long hard screw x 5, messy butt joint x 4, morningwood plank x 5
+> [133] Got raging hardwood plank x 5, thick caulk x 4, weirdwood plank x 5
This weird hopping around between the barrr and niche is just to swap in my ed hat and die for effectively a full heal between insults whenever I wouldn't otherwise be able to insult the first pirate on my first life. HCEd is fiddly as all hell. Also burning a horus talisman which I used while collecting insults before heading back for the cap'm's map with -combat% running.[135] Barrrney's Barrr [9,29,11] (Ka: 3)
-> Turn [134] Priest
-> Turn [135] Cat
[136] The Defiled Niche [10,30,10] (Ka: 1)
*> [136] Started hunting dirty old lihc
-> Turn [136] Priest
[137-138] Barrrney's Barrr [26,56,22] (Ka: 6)
-> Turn [138] Cat
[139-148] The Defiled Niche [105,382,104] (Ka: 3)
+> [142] Got Xiblaxian alloy
-> Turn [148] Priest
Just running the priest here for more ka, and not lashing because lashing would save literally no turns in this case. Literally 'literally'.[149] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
[150] Cap'm Caronch's Map [17,35,9] (Ka: 2)
[151] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
[152-153] The Infiltrationist [0,0,0]
[154-157] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
[158-165] The Smut Orc Logging Camp [73,239,73] (Ka: 14)
+> [158] Got messy butt joint
+> [159] Got long hard screw
+> [161] Got raging hardwood plank
+> [162] Got messy butt joint, messy butt joint
+> [163] Got morningwood plank
+> [164] Got long hard screw, morningwood plank
+> [165] Got thick caulk
*> [158] Started hunting smut orc nailer
[166] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,111,0]
[166-178] The Smut Orc Logging Camp [131,388,136] (Ka: 24)
+> [166] Got messy butt joint, weirdwood plank
+> [167] Got morningwood plank, thick caulk
+> [168] Got morningwood plank
+> [169] Got raging hardwood plank, weirdwood plank
+> [170] Got morningwood plank, raging hardwood plank
+> [171] Got long hard screw
+> [172] Got messy butt joint
+> [173] Got messy butt joint, morningwood plank
+> [175] Got long hard screw
+> [176] Got long hard screw, raging hardwood plank
+> [177] Got long hard screw
+> [178] Got smut orc keepsake box
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (25 adventures gained) [7,7,10]
Doing this day 1 to try for the badge before my lashes get constrained by day 2 stuff. Bad NC RNG let me basically finish this today.[179] Oil Peak [0,0,0]
*> [179] Started hunting bearpig topiary animal
[179] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,221,0]
[179-185] Twin Peak [75,219,66] (Ka: 15)
+> [182] Got rusty hedge trimmers
+> [183] Got badge of authority
+> [184] Got rusty hedge trimmers
+> [185] Got rusty hedge trimmers
lashing and sniffing for quest equipment and the ocarina of stats. +2 stats/fight helps.[186] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,221,0]
o> Drank 2 astral pilsner (20 adventures gained) [19,24,25]
-> Turn [186] Cat
[186-212] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship [267,743,269] (Ka: 36)
+> [190] Got photoprotoneutron torpedo
+> [191] Got Mohawk wig
+> [192] Got metallic A
+> [193] Got amulet of extreme plot significance
+> [195] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [196] Got titanium assault umbrella
+> [198] Got Tissue Paper Immateria
+> [200] Got Tin Foil Immateria
+> [202] Got ocarina of space
+> [203] Got talisman of Renenutet x 4
+> [204] Got Gauze Immateria
+> [206] Got Plastic Wrap Immateria
+> [211] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [212] Got S.O.C.K.
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (23 adventures gained) [6,6,5]
*> [191] Started hunting Burly Sidekick
*> [193] Started hunting Quiet Healer
*> [197] Started hunting Protagonist
*> [211] Started hunting Quiet Healer
-> Turn [192] Priest
=> Level 10 (Turn 187)! (45/85/47)
YR'd for a nightcap that dropped immediately afterwards because I didn't feel like YRing anything else.[213-214] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) [14,48,14] (Ka: 2)
+> [213] Got heavy D, original G
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (23 adventures gained) [6,9,8]
[215] Cook 1 jug of Gnomochloric acid + 1 porquoise [0,0,0]
[215] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,111,0]
[215-225] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) [150,302,113] (Ka: 14)
o> Used 1 very overdue library book [53,55,73]
*> [217] Started hunting Renaissance Giant
}> [221] Disintegrated Renaissance Giant
-> Turn [225] Scribe
Mountain man still isn't really a thing, in my opinion.[226-227] The Dark Elbow of the Woods [8,39,15]
+> [227] Got eldritch butterknife
-> Turn [227] Cat
[228] Friar Ceremony Location [0,0,0]
[228-230] Cobb's Knob Harem [16,61,22] (Ka: 2)
+> [228] Got Cobb's Knob lab key
+> [230] Got Knob Goblin harem pants, Knob Goblin harem veil, Xiblaxian alloy
-> Turn [230] Priest
[231] Throne Room [18,68,21] (Ka: 2)
+> [231] Got Crown of the Goblin King
-> Turn [231] Cat
[232-236] The Goatlet [32,141,45] (Ka: 4)
+> [232] Got talisman of Horus
+> [233] Got goat cheese
+> [235] Got goat cheese
+> [236] Got glass of goat's milk, goat cheese
*> [233] Started hunting dairy goat
-> Turn [236] Priest
[237-238] The F'c'le [28,69,27] (Ka: 6)
+> [238] Got mizzenmast mop, ten-leaf clover, ten-leaf clover, worthless knick-knack
o> Drank 1 Ye Olde Meade (14 adventures gained) [27,27,27]
Ka earned today: 325
===Day 2===
Adventure count at day start: 88
Current meat: 3570
[239-243] The F'c'le [32,118,50] (Ka: 9)
+> [239] Got talisman of Horus
+> [241] Got rigging shampoo
+> [242] Got ball polish
+> [243] Got ten-leaf clover x 3
[244-246] Itznotyerzitz Mine [0,0,0]
+> [244] Got asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore
+> [245] Got asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore
+> [246] Got Xiblaxian ultraburrito, asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore
o> Ate 1 Xiblaxian ultraburrito (19 adventures gained) [50,56,50]
what?[247] Pump Up Moxie [0,0,0]
Yeah, assassins can eat a dick. 26 turns with +20% combat here almost made me casual drop. I kept playing since a 5-10 turn LFM could (and eventually did) salvage the run.[247-249] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen [34,118,50] (Ka: 6)
+> [248] Got talisman of Horus
[250] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,442,0]
[250] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen [11,42,16] (Ka: 2)
+> [250] Got frigid ninja stars
[251] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) [0,0,0]
#> [251] Semirare: All The Rave
[252-273] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen [314,909,350] (Ka: 44)
+> [258] Got ninja rope
+> [264] Got talisman of Horus
+> [268] Got ninja crampons
+> [273] Got ninja carabiner
-> Turn [273] Cat
Not sure if YRing the blackberry bush is good or not if you get fast galoshes. I mean, it probably saves 1-3 turns, but whatever.[274] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,110,0]
=> Level 11 (Turn 274)! (56/104/58)
[274-276] The Black Forest [29,85,49] (Ka: 2)
+> [275] Got Black No. 2, broken wings
+> [276] Got black picnic basket, talisman of Horus
[277] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,111,0]
-> Turn [277] Priest
[277-284] The Black Forest [106,292,177] (Ka: 15)
+> [277] Got adder bladder, sunken eyes
+> [284] Got blackberry galoshes
o> Drank 4 astral pilsner (49 adventures gained) [32,47,25]
}> [279] Disintegrated All Over the Map
More awful RNG.[285-294] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) [143,394,122] (Ka: 18)
Waited until now to get all of the elemental resistance skills and black paint.[296-299] Mist-Shrouded Peak [73,175,77] (Ka: 8)
+> [299] Got handsomeness potion
[300-304] The Defiled Cranny [72,244,79] (Ka: 1)
-> Turn [301] Scribe
-> Turn [304] Priest
[305-307] The Black Forest [40,126,83] (Ka: 6)
[308] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency [0,0,0]
[311-317] The Haunted Kitchen [77,239,74] (Ka: 1)
+> [313] Got leftovers of indeterminate origin
+> [317] Got Spookyraven billiards room key
-> Turn [310] Scribe
Didn't lash or YR for the snake sword+shield since I already had +23ML worth of lashed gear (goth shirt, curmudgel, badge of authority).[318-321] The Haunted Billiards Room [21,61,30] (Ka: 1)
+> [319] Got pool cue
[322-328] The Haunted Library [68,212,69]
+> [322] Got talisman of Renenutet x 4, tattered scrap of paper
+> [324] Got disintegrating quill pen, inkwell
+> [328] Got Lady Spookyraven's necklace, ghost of a necklace
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (27 adventures gained) [8,7,7]
*> [324] Started hunting writing desk
-> Turn [328] Priest
[329-334] The Haunted Gallery [59,168,69] (Ka: 8)
+> [334] Got Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes
*> [332] Started hunting guy with a pitchfork, and his wife
-> Turn [334] Scribe
Set song to +5ML.[335-343] The Haunted Bathroom [129,346,132]
+> [342] Got fancy bath salts
+> [343] Got Lady Spookyraven's powder puff
[344-345] The Haunted Bedroom [10,46,122]
+> [345] Got talisman of Renenutet x 3
[346] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,220,0]
[346-352] The Haunted Bedroom [94,294,196]
+> [346] Got Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
+> [350] Got Lady Spookyraven's finest gown
+> [352] Got disposable instant camera
[353-359] The Haunted Ballroom [145,281,160]
+> [358] Got dance card
-> Turn [359] Priest
baa gets a renen for the turngen and +3 inhaler duration afforded by the third wool.[360] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,221,0]
[360-362] The Poop Deck [28,77,41] (Ka: 6)
[363-366] Belowdecks [40,149,54] (Ka: 9)
+> [364] Got gaudy key, snakehead charrrm
+> [366] Got gaudy key, snakehead charrrm
*> [364] Started hunting gaudy pirate
[367-377] Inside the Palindome [120,318,121] (Ka: 19)
+> [367] Got photograph of an ostrich egg
+> [369] Got photograph of a red nugget
+> [370] Got ketchup hound, photograph of a dog, stunt nuts
+> [375] Got photograph of God
o> Used 2 mummified beef haunch (50 adventures gained) [11,17,13]
o> Ate 1 optimal dog (5 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
*> [368] Started hunting Drab Bard
-> Turn [377] Cat
[378] The Hidden Temple [12,46,12]
#> [378] Semirare: Baa'baa'bu'ran
+> [378] Got stone wool x 3
Oh, right. this is me using '/go gnome' to buy skills and stuff. It takes you to the moxie trainer because that's how words work.[379] Pump Up Moxie [0,0,0]
Bad.[379-384] The Haunted Wine Cellar [85,246,105] (Ka: 4)
+> [384] Got bottle of Chateau de Vinegar
*> [381] Started hunting possessed wine rack
Also bad and renen'd.[385-389] The Haunted Laundry Room [72,196,63]
+> [386] Got talisman of Horus
+> [388] Got Xiblaxian circuitry
+> [389] Got blasting soda
*> [385] Started hunting the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza
Renening for these. Had to save 2 renens for a-boo, so the rest are done with ~+270% item, and I missed one eye total.[390] Cook 1 bottle of Chateau de Vinegar + 1 blasting soda [0,0,0]
-> Turn [390] Scribe
[391] The Haunted Boiler Room [23,41,26]
+> [391] Got wine bomb
[392-394] The Defiled Nook [42,108,40] (Ka: 2)
+> [392] Got evil eye, loose teeth, loose teeth, skeleton bone
+> [393] Got evil eye, skeleton bone, smart skull
+> [394] Got evil eye, skeleton bone, smart skull
-> Turn [393] Cat
-> Turn [394] Belly-Dancer
Banished janitor, got a natural book of matches, and tried for a surgical piece but only got a bowling ball.[395] Frat House [16,55,13] (Ka: 1)
+> [395] Got beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants
}> [395] Disintegrated War Pledge
=> Level 12 (Turn 395)! (68/125/73)
[396] Hippy Camp [10,49,18] (Ka: 2)
+> [396] Got talisman of Horus
[397-399] Wartime Hippy Camp (Frat Disguise) [37,88,31] (Ka: 4)
*> [398] Started hunting War Hippy drill sergeant
[400-403] The Hidden Temple [0,0,0]
[404-410] The Hidden Park [76,199,60] (Ka: 6)
+> [404] Got pygmy blowgun
+> [408] Got book of matches
+> [409] Got bowling ball
+> [410] Got antique machete
*> [408] Started hunting pygmy janitor
Closeting shenanigans. No real reason for it this run, unlike most.[411] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) [0,0,4]
[412] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) [0,0,0]
[413] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) [0,0,0]
[414] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) [0,0,0]
-> Turn [414] Cat
[415] A Massive Ziggurat [5,0,0]
[415-419] The Hidden Bowling Alley [63,223,65] (Ka: 10)
+> [416] Got bowling ball
+> [417] Got bowling ball
+> [418] Got bowling ball x 4
+> [419] Got bowling ball x 5
*> [416] Started hunting pygmy bowler
-> Turn [419] Belly-Dancer
Great beach except that barrel #3 dropped on turn 434 isntead of 435, which ruined the odd turncount patterning. Dropping in response was not considered.[420-424] The Hidden Hospital [85,234,90] (Ka: 9)
+> [420] Got surgical mask
+> [421] Got head mirror
+> [423] Got half-size scalpel
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (27 adventures gained) [7,11,8]
*> [420] Started hunting pygmy witch surgeon
*> [420] Started hunting pygmy witch surgeon
[425] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) [0,0,0]
[425-429] The Hidden Bowling Alley [101,144,113]
+> [429] Got talisman of Horus
[430] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) [0,0,0]
[430-439] Sonofa Beach [119,379,85] (Ka: 5)
+> [431] Got barrel of gunpowder
+> [433] Got barrel of gunpowder
+> [434] Got barrel of gunpowder
+> [437] Got barrel of gunpowder
+> [439] Got barrel of gunpowder
I don't banish the attorneys since I intend to lash them for free runs.[440-448] The Hidden Apartment Building [144,481,148] (Ka: 16)
+> [443] Got McClusky file (page 1)
+> [444] Got McClusky file (page 2)
+> [446] Got McClusky file (page 3)
*> [443] Started hunting pygmy witch accountant
I do the whole optimal banishing thing. It's minor.[449] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) [0,0,0]
[449] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it [0,0,0]
[450] Cook 1 porquoise + 1 jug of Gnomochloric acid [0,0,0]
[450-451] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it [34,101,35] (Ka: 2)
+> [451] Got molybdenum hammer
[452] Out by that Rusted-Out Car [19,51,15] (Ka: 1)
+> [452] Got molybdenum screwdriver
-> Turn [452] Scribe
[453-454] Over Where the Old Tires Are [19,51,23] (Ka: 1)
+> [454] Got molybdenum crescent wrench
[455-456] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator [30,121,36] (Ka: 2)
+> [456] Got molybdenum pliers
-> Turn [456] Belly-Dancer
Definitely got 2 clues here. Used 2 renens and ran ~+270% item to cap them.[457] The Hatching Chamber [16,63,8] (Ka: 1)
[458] The Feeding Chamber [18,48,22] (Ka: 1)
[459] The Royal Guard Chamber [18,51,19] (Ka: 1)
-> Turn [459] Cat
[460-461] A-Boo Peak [12,31,12]
+> [461] Got A-Boo clue, Polysniff Perfume
Burned my extra +item% buffs.[462-465] The Defiled Nook [26,145,36]
+> [462] Got evil eye, loose teeth, skeleton bone
+> [463] Got loose teeth, skeleton bone
+> [464] Got Xiblaxian alloy, evil eye, skeleton bone, smart skull
+> [465] Got evil eye, loose teeth
lots of lashes with ~+220% item.[466-470] Oil Peak [81,210,60]
+> [466] Got bubblin' crude x 3
+> [467] Got bubblin' crude, bubblin' crude
+> [468] Got bubblin' crude, bubblin' crude
+> [469] Got bubblin' crude x 3
+> [470] Got bubblin' crude, bubblin' crude, jar of oil
-> Turn [470] Belly-Dancer
Too few free runs gotten[471-478] The Hidden Office Building [101,303,101] (Ka: 12)
+> [471] Got McClusky file (page 4)
+> [472] Got world's smallest violin
+> [473] Got McClusky file (page 5)
+> [475] Got McClusky file (complete), boring binder clip
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (25 adventures gained) [9,10,6]
-> Turn [478] Scribe

Alternating a-boo clues with other junk to refill hp.[479] A-Boo Peak [0,0,0]
[480] The Hidden Office Building [18,56,18] (Ka: 2)
[481-483] A-Boo Peak [0,0,0]
+> [481] Got ten-leaf clover
+> [482] Got A-Boo clue, A-Boo clue
Spending a turn here to YR for the outfit and preemptively kill the last 8 hippies of the war. If the monster encountered couldn't drop the outfit, I would've headed to the desert for it.[484] The Hidden Office Building [17,57,20]
[485] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) [0,0,0]
[485-486] A-Boo Peak [0,0,0]
[487] A Massive Ziggurat [0,0,0]
[488-491] rusty hedge trimmers [0,0,0]
[492] A Massive Ziggurat [0,0,0]
[492] Summoning Chamber [0,0,0]
[492] The Defiled Nook [21,68,19]
+> [492] Got skeleton bone, skeleton bone
[493] Pump Up Moxie [0,0,0]
[493] The Filthworm Queen's Chamber [23,59,17] (Ka: 1)
[494-495] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) [17,51,31] (Ka: 2)
+> [495] Got bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses
}> [495] Disintegrated War Hippy Rigger
nuns sans maid is kind of slow, but not so bad. Maid only saves like 4 turns max (with an imbue).[496] Cook 1 jug of Gnomochloric acid + 1 porquoise [0,0,0]
[496] The Themthar Hills [24,50,18] (Ka: 2)
[497] The Hidden Temple [0,0,0]
[497-513] The Themthar Hills [289,917,312] (Ka: 34)
lashing and olfacting for green smoke bombs.[514] Chateau Painting [17,64,13] (Ka: 2)
[515-547] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) [689,1937,700] (Ka: 66)
+> [542] Got gas balloon
o> Used 2 mummified beef haunch (47 adventures gained) [15,16,13]
*> [530] Started hunting Green Ops Soldier
-> Turn [530] Cat
-> Turn [547] Priest
=> Level 13 (Turn 547)! (82/148/86)
Can only get +20 spooky/hot/stench, but only find 1 NC anyway.[548-555] Tavern Cellar [33,117,26] (Ka: 10)
+> [555] Got Typical Tavern swill x 3, marzipan skull, marzipan skull
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
1 regular zombie, 4 moderns, 5 lovebug triggers. Made me so happy.[556-561] The Defiled Alcove [62,182,59]
+> [561] Got loose teeth
Lots of bellydancer pickpocketing and done. I bought a mummified fig in case I needed to use my still-beating spleen for +3 turngen, but I ended with 2 turns left without using it, so yeah.[562] The Big Wisniewski [53,185,68] (Ka: 3)
[563] Haert of the Cyrpt [29,96,23]
+> [563] Got chest of the Bonerdagon, skull of the Bonerdagon, vertebra of the Bonerdagon
[564] The Naughty Sorceress' Chamber [21,54,24] (Ka: 3)
-> Turn [564] Belly-Dancer
[565-576] The Secret Council Warehouse [154,408,135] (Ka: 18)
+> [576] Got Holy MacGuffin
*> [571] Started hunting warehouse clerk
Ka earned today: 378
Turn rundown finished!
ADVENTURES
----------
The Secret Government Laboratory: 40
The Battlefield (Frat Uniform): 35
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship: 27
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen: 26
The Spooky Forest: 26
The Smut Orc Logging Camp: 21
The Themthar Hills: 18
The Black Forest: 14
The Secret Council Warehouse: 12
Inside the Palindome: 11
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor): 11
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor): 11
The Dark Neck of the Woods: 11
The Defiled Niche: 11
The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob: 11
Sonofa Beach: 10
The Hidden Bowling Alley: 10
The Hidden Office Building: 10
Barrrney's Barrr: 9
The Haunted Bathroom: 9
The Haunted Bedroom: 9
The Hidden Apartment Building: 9
A-Boo Peak: 8
Tavern Cellar: 8
The Dark Elbow of the Woods: 8
The Defiled Nook: 8
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove: 8
The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency: 8
The F'c'le: 7
The Haunted Ballroom: 7
The Haunted Kitchen: 7
The Haunted Library: 7
The Hidden Park: 7
Twin Peak: 7
The Boss Bat's Lair: 6
The Dark Heart of the Woods: 6
The Defiled Alcove: 6
The Haunted Gallery: 6
The Haunted Wine Cellar: 6
Oil Peak: 5
The Defiled Cranny: 5
The Goatlet: 5
The Haunted Laundry Room: 5
The Hidden Hospital: 5
The Hidden Temple: 5
Belowdecks: 4
Mist-Shrouded Peak: 4
rusty hedge trimmers: 4
The Haunted Billiards Room: 4
Cobb's Knob Harem: 3
Itznotyerzitz Mine: 3
Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it: 3
The Degrassi Knoll Garage: 3
The Poop Deck: 3
Wartime Hippy Camp (Frat Disguise): 3
Chateau Painting: 2
Hippy Camp: 2
Near an Abandoned Refrigerator: 2
Over Where the Old Tires Are: 2
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement): 2
The Degrassi Knoll Gym: 2
The Infiltrationist: 2
A Massive Ziggurat: 1
Cap'm Caronch's Map: 1
Cook 1 bottle of Chateau de Vinegar + 1 blasting soda: 1
Frat House: 1
Guano Junction: 1
Haert of the Cyrpt: 1
Out by that Rusted-Out Car: 1
The Beanbat Chamber: 1
The Big Wisniewski: 1
The Feeding Chamber: 1
The Filthworm Queen's Chamber: 1
The Hatching Chamber: 1
The Haunted Boiler Room: 1
The Haunted Pantry: 1
The Naughty Sorceress' Chamber: 1
The Royal Guard Chamber: 1
Throne Room: 1
QUEST TURNS
----------
Spooky Forest: 26
Tavern quest: 8
Bat quest: 7
Cobb's Knob quest: 15
Friars' quest: 25
Pandamonium quest: 0
Defiled Cyrpt quest: 31
Trapzor quest: 38
Orc Chasm quest: 20
Airship: 27
Giant's Castle: 24
Pirate quest: 34
Black Forest quest: 14
Desert Oasis quest: 0
Spookyraven First Floor: 18
Spookyraven Second Floor: 31
Spookyraven Cellar: 12
Hidden City quest: 49
Palindome quest: 12
Pyramid quest: 0
Starting the War: 6
War Island quest: 76
DoD quest: 0
Daily Dungeon: 0
PULLS
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LEVELS
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Hit Level 1 on turn 0, 0 from last level. (0.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 2 on turn 2, 2 from last level. (12.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 1
Noncombats: 1
Other: 0
Hit Level 3 on turn 2, 0 from last level. (39.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 4 on turn 4, 2 from last level. (52.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 2
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 5 on turn 7, 3 from last level. (77.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 3
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 6 on turn 13, 6 from last level. (73.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 6
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 7 on turn 23, 10 from last level. (75.9 substats / turn)
Combats: 10
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 8 on turn 51, 28 from last level. (43.2 substats / turn)
Combats: 18
Noncombats: 4
Other: 0
Hit Level 9 on turn 122, 71 from last level. (25.6 substats / turn)
Combats: 53
Noncombats: 18
Other: 0
Hit Level 10 on turn 187, 65 from last level. (40.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 50
Noncombats: 19
Other: 0
Hit Level 11 on turn 274, 87 from last level. (41.3 substats / turn)
Combats: 68
Noncombats: 23
Other: 1
Hit Level 12 on turn 395, 121 from last level. (39.7 substats / turn)
Combats: 104
Noncombats: 18
Other: 1
Hit Level 13 on turn 547, 152 from last level. (41.3 substats / turn)
Combats: 122
Noncombats: 39
Other: 2
Total COMBATS: 447 (77.6%)
Total NONCOMBATS: 101 (17.5%)
Total OTHER: 0 (0.0%)
STATS
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Muscle Myst Moxie
Totals: 7210 22825 7826
Combats: 6685 19739 7291
Noncombats: 227 2747 223
Others: 0 0 0
Eating: 66 75 66
Drinking: 78 98 77
Using: 154 166 169
Top 10 mainstat gaining areas:
The Secret Government Laboratory 1112 2952 1118
Rest in your bed in the Chateau 0 2209 0
The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) 706 1988 731
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen 359 1069 416
The Themthar Hills 313 967 330
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship 267 743 269
The Smut Orc Logging Camp 204 627 209
The Spooky Forest 113 512 242
The Black Forest 175 503 309
The Hidden Apartment Building 144 481 148
+STAT BREAKDOWN
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Need to gain level (last is total): 10 39 105 231 441 759 1209 1815 2601 3591 4809 6279 21904
astral belt: 2 0 5 7 15 25 45 132 125 170 260 305 1092
badge of authority: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 89 135 135 364
witty rapier: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 52 194 246
goth kid t-shirt: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 56 76 133
curmudgel: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 30 76 0 106
ocarina of space: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 26 0 0 26
world's smallest violin: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 11
FAMILIARS
----------
Priest : 228 combat turns (51.0%)
Scribe : 99 combat turns (22.1%)
Cat : 76 combat turns (17.0%)
Belly-Dancer : 58 combat turns (13.0%)
none : 1 combat turns (0.2%)
SEMI-RARES
----------
71 : Bram the Stoker
72 : The Pilsbury Doughjerk
251 : All The Rave
378 : Baa'baa'bu'ran
HUNTED COMBATS
----------
10 : government scientist
13 : creepy little girl
22 : government scientist
70 : wolfman
136 : dirty old lihc
158 : smut orc nailer
179 : bearpig topiary animal
191 : Burly Sidekick
193 : Quiet Healer
197 : Protagonist
211 : Quiet Healer
217 : Renaissance Giant
233 : dairy goat
324 : writing desk
332 : guy with a pitchfork, and his wife
364 : gaudy pirate
368 : Drab Bard
381 : possessed wine rack
385 : the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza
398 : War Hippy drill sergeant
408 : pygmy janitor
416 : pygmy bowler
420 : pygmy witch surgeon
420 : pygmy witch surgeon
443 : pygmy witch accountant
530 : Green Ops Soldier
571 : warehouse clerk
BANISHMENT
----------
YELLOW DESTRUCTION
----------
41 : filthy hippy jewelry maker
221 : Renaissance Giant
279 : All Over the Map
395 : War Pledge
495 : War Hippy Rigger
COPIED COMBATS
----------
71 : Bram the Stoker
514 : dirty thieving brigand
FREE RUNAWAYS
----------
1 / 1 free retreats overall
548 : Tavern Cellar -- drunken rat
WANDERING ENCOUNTERS
----------
COMBAT ITEMS
----------
CASTS
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Cast 649 summon love scarabs
Cast 344 storm of the scarab
Cast 61 summon love gnats
Cast 57 blessing of serqet
Cast 57 hide of sobek
Cast 56 prayer of seshat
Cast 55 bounty of renenutet
Cast 55 power of heka
Cast 55 wisdom of thoth
Cast 54 purr of the feline
Cast 40 lash of the cobra
Cast 26 curse of stench
Cast 26 shelter of shed
Cast 26 summon love stinkbug
Cast 25 fist of the mummy
Cast 19 curse of fortune
Cast 19 curse of vacation
Cast 10 curse of indecision
Cast 5 wrath of ra
Cast 1 curse of the marshmallow
Cast 1 curse of yuck
Cast 1 roar of the lion
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| Total Casts | 1642
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| Total MP Spent | 9669
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MP GAINS
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Total mp gained: 10541
Inside Encounters: 7258
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 2421
Outside Encounters: 9
Consumables: 853
Level 3:
Inside Encounters: 47
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 4:
Inside Encounters: 46
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 5:
Inside Encounters: 139
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 6:
Inside Encounters: 215
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 7:
Inside Encounters: 220
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 8:
Inside Encounters: 496
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 9:
Inside Encounters: 234
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 1099
Outside Encounters: 9
Consumables: 0
Level 10:
Inside Encounters: 1101
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 641
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 11:
Inside Encounters: 654
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 681
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 528
Level 12:
Inside Encounters: 3257
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 255
Level 13:
Inside Encounters: 849
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 70
EATING AND DRINKING AND USING
----------
Adventures gained eating: 51
Adventures gained drinking: 95
Adventures gained using: 346
Adventures gained rollover: 84
Ate 3 tasty tart (18 adventures gained) [16,19,16]
Ate 1 Xiblaxian ultraburrito (19 adventures gained) [50,56,50]
Ate 1 optimal dog (5 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Ate 1 sleeping dog (9 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Drank 6 astral pilsner (69 adventures gained) [51,71,50]
Drank 2 Lucky Lindy (12 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Drank 1 Ye Olde Meade (14 adventures gained) [27,27,27]
Used 14 mummified beef haunch (346 adventures gained) [101,111,96]
Used 1 very overdue library book [53,55,73]
MEAT
----------
Total meat gained: 66177
Total meat spent: 45442
Level 6:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 0
Meat gain outside Encounters: 0
Meat spent: 48
Level 7:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 1366
Meat gain outside Encounters: 1220
Meat spent: 2496
Level 8:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 1922
Meat gain outside Encounters: 400
Meat spent: 2210
Level 9:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 1852
Meat gain outside Encounters: 45
Meat spent: 1652
Level 10:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 6794
Meat gain outside Encounters: 9486
Meat spent: 10550
Level 11:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 5148
Meat gain outside Encounters: 11688
Meat spent: 9030
Level 12:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 6799
Meat gain outside Encounters: 18110
Meat spent: 18200
Level 13:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 1347
Meat gain outside Encounters: 0
Meat spent: 1256
BOTTLENECKS
----------
Spent 0 turns in the 8-Bit Realm
Fought 0 bloopers
Fought 0 bullet bills
Spent 0 turns in the Goatlet
Fought 0 dairy goats for 0 cheeses and 0 glasses of milk
Spent 0 turns in the Haunted Ballroom and found 0 Curtains
Fought 0 Zombie Waltzers and found 0 Dance Cards
Spent 0 turns in the Haunted Gallery and found 0 Louvres
Spent 0 turns in the Haunted Bathroom and found 0 noncombats
Garnishes received: 0
Coconuts: 0
Umbrellas: 0
Ice Cubes: 0
Number of lost combats: 0
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The Secret Government Laboratory: 40
The Battlefield (Frat Uniform): 35
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship: 27
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen: 26
The Spooky Forest: 26
The Smut Orc Logging Camp: 21
The Themthar Hills: 18
The Black Forest: 14
The Secret Council Warehouse: 12
Inside the Palindome: 11
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor): 11
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor): 11
The Dark Neck of the Woods: 11
The Defiled Niche: 11
The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob: 11
Sonofa Beach: 10
The Hidden Bowling Alley: 10
The Hidden Office Building: 10
Barrrney's Barrr: 9
The Haunted Bathroom: 9
The Haunted Bedroom: 9
The Hidden Apartment Building: 9
A-Boo Peak: 8
Tavern Cellar: 8
The Dark Elbow of the Woods: 8
The Defiled Nook: 8
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove: 8
The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency: 8
The F'c'le: 7
The Haunted Ballroom: 7
The Haunted Kitchen: 7
The Haunted Library: 7
The Hidden Park: 7
Twin Peak: 7
The Boss Bat's Lair: 6
The Dark Heart of the Woods: 6
The Defiled Alcove: 6
The Haunted Gallery: 6
The Haunted Wine Cellar: 6
Oil Peak: 5
The Defiled Cranny: 5
The Goatlet: 5
The Haunted Laundry Room: 5
The Hidden Hospital: 5
The Hidden Temple: 5
Belowdecks: 4
Mist-Shrouded Peak: 4
rusty hedge trimmers: 4
The Haunted Billiards Room: 4
Cobb's Knob Harem: 3
Itznotyerzitz Mine: 3
Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it: 3
The Degrassi Knoll Garage: 3
The Poop Deck: 3
Wartime Hippy Camp (Frat Disguise): 3
Chateau Painting: 2
Hippy Camp: 2
Near an Abandoned Refrigerator: 2
Over Where the Old Tires Are: 2
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement): 2
The Degrassi Knoll Gym: 2
The Infiltrationist: 2
A Massive Ziggurat: 1
Cap'm Caronch's Map: 1
Cook 1 bottle of Chateau de Vinegar + 1 blasting soda: 1
Frat House: 1
Guano Junction: 1
Haert of the Cyrpt: 1
Out by that Rusted-Out Car: 1
The Beanbat Chamber: 1
The Big Wisniewski: 1
The Feeding Chamber: 1
The Filthworm Queen's Chamber: 1
The Hatching Chamber: 1
The Haunted Boiler Room: 1
The Haunted Pantry: 1
The Naughty Sorceress' Chamber: 1
The Royal Guard Chamber: 1
Throne Room: 1
QUEST TURNS
----------
Spooky Forest: 26
Tavern quest: 8
Bat quest: 7
Cobb's Knob quest: 15
Friars' quest: 25
Pandamonium quest: 0
Defiled Cyrpt quest: 31
Trapzor quest: 38
Orc Chasm quest: 20
Airship: 27
Giant's Castle: 24
Pirate quest: 34
Black Forest quest: 14
Desert Oasis quest: 0
Spookyraven First Floor: 18
Spookyraven Second Floor: 31
Spookyraven Cellar: 12
Hidden City quest: 49
Palindome quest: 12
Pyramid quest: 0
Starting the War: 6
War Island quest: 76
DoD quest: 0
Daily Dungeon: 0
PULLS
----------
LEVELS
----------
Hit Level 1 on turn 0, 0 from last level. (0.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 2 on turn 2, 2 from last level. (12.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 1
Noncombats: 1
Other: 0
Hit Level 3 on turn 2, 0 from last level. (39.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 4 on turn 4, 2 from last level. (52.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 2
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 5 on turn 7, 3 from last level. (77.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 3
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 6 on turn 13, 6 from last level. (73.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 6
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 7 on turn 23, 10 from last level. (75.9 substats / turn)
Combats: 10
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 8 on turn 51, 28 from last level. (43.2 substats / turn)
Combats: 18
Noncombats: 4
Other: 0
Hit Level 9 on turn 122, 71 from last level. (25.6 substats / turn)
Combats: 53
Noncombats: 18
Other: 0
Hit Level 10 on turn 187, 65 from last level. (40.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 50
Noncombats: 19
Other: 0
Hit Level 11 on turn 274, 87 from last level. (41.3 substats / turn)
Combats: 68
Noncombats: 23
Other: 1
Hit Level 12 on turn 395, 121 from last level. (39.7 substats / turn)
Combats: 104
Noncombats: 18
Other: 1
Hit Level 13 on turn 547, 152 from last level. (41.3 substats / turn)
Combats: 122
Noncombats: 39
Other: 2
Total COMBATS: 447 (77.6%)
Total NONCOMBATS: 101 (17.5%)
Total OTHER: 0 (0.0%)
STATS
----------
Muscle Myst Moxie
Totals: 7210 22825 7826
Combats: 6685 19739 7291
Noncombats: 227 2747 223
Others: 0 0 0
Eating: 66 75 66
Drinking: 78 98 77
Using: 154 166 169
Top 10 mainstat gaining areas:
The Secret Government Laboratory 1112 2952 1118
Rest in your bed in the Chateau 0 2209 0
The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) 706 1988 731
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen 359 1069 416
The Themthar Hills 313 967 330
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship 267 743 269
The Smut Orc Logging Camp 204 627 209
The Spooky Forest 113 512 242
The Black Forest 175 503 309
The Hidden Apartment Building 144 481 148
+STAT BREAKDOWN
----------
Need to gain level (last is total): 10 39 105 231 441 759 1209 1815 2601 3591 4809 6279 21904
astral belt: 2 0 5 7 15 25 45 132 125 170 260 305 1092
badge of authority: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 89 135 135 364
witty rapier: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 52 194 246
goth kid t-shirt: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 56 76 133
curmudgel: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 30 76 0 106
ocarina of space: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 26 0 0 26
world's smallest violin: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 11
FAMILIARS
----------
Priest : 228 combat turns (51.0%)
Scribe : 99 combat turns (22.1%)
Cat : 76 combat turns (17.0%)
Belly-Dancer : 58 combat turns (13.0%)
none : 1 combat turns (0.2%)
SEMI-RARES
----------
71 : Bram the Stoker
72 : The Pilsbury Doughjerk
251 : All The Rave
378 : Baa'baa'bu'ran
HUNTED COMBATS
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10 : government scientist
13 : creepy little girl
22 : government scientist
70 : wolfman
136 : dirty old lihc
158 : smut orc nailer
179 : bearpig topiary animal
191 : Burly Sidekick
193 : Quiet Healer
197 : Protagonist
211 : Quiet Healer
217 : Renaissance Giant
233 : dairy goat
324 : writing desk
332 : guy with a pitchfork, and his wife
364 : gaudy pirate
368 : Drab Bard
381 : possessed wine rack
385 : the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza
398 : War Hippy drill sergeant
408 : pygmy janitor
416 : pygmy bowler
420 : pygmy witch surgeon
420 : pygmy witch surgeon
443 : pygmy witch accountant
530 : Green Ops Soldier
571 : warehouse clerk
BANISHMENT
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YELLOW DESTRUCTION
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41 : filthy hippy jewelry maker
221 : Renaissance Giant
279 : All Over the Map
395 : War Pledge
495 : War Hippy Rigger
COPIED COMBATS
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71 : Bram the Stoker
514 : dirty thieving brigand
FREE RUNAWAYS
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1 / 1 free retreats overall
548 : Tavern Cellar -- drunken rat
WANDERING ENCOUNTERS
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COMBAT ITEMS
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CASTS
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Cast 649 summon love scarabs
Cast 344 storm of the scarab
Cast 61 summon love gnats
Cast 57 blessing of serqet
Cast 57 hide of sobek
Cast 56 prayer of seshat
Cast 55 bounty of renenutet
Cast 55 power of heka
Cast 55 wisdom of thoth
Cast 54 purr of the feline
Cast 40 lash of the cobra
Cast 26 curse of stench
Cast 26 shelter of shed
Cast 26 summon love stinkbug
Cast 25 fist of the mummy
Cast 19 curse of fortune
Cast 19 curse of vacation
Cast 10 curse of indecision
Cast 5 wrath of ra
Cast 1 curse of the marshmallow
Cast 1 curse of yuck
Cast 1 roar of the lion
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| Total Casts | 1642
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| Total MP Spent | 9669
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MP GAINS
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Total mp gained: 10541
Inside Encounters: 7258
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 2421
Outside Encounters: 9
Consumables: 853
Level 3:
Inside Encounters: 47
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 4:
Inside Encounters: 46
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 5:
Inside Encounters: 139
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 6:
Inside Encounters: 215
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 7:
Inside Encounters: 220
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 8:
Inside Encounters: 496
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 9:
Inside Encounters: 234
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 1099
Outside Encounters: 9
Consumables: 0
Level 10:
Inside Encounters: 1101
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 641
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 11:
Inside Encounters: 654
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 681
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 528
Level 12:
Inside Encounters: 3257
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 255
Level 13:
Inside Encounters: 849
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 70
EATING AND DRINKING AND USING
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Adventures gained eating: 51
Adventures gained drinking: 95
Adventures gained using: 346
Adventures gained rollover: 84
Ate 3 tasty tart (18 adventures gained) [16,19,16]
Ate 1 Xiblaxian ultraburrito (19 adventures gained) [50,56,50]
Ate 1 optimal dog (5 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Ate 1 sleeping dog (9 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Drank 6 astral pilsner (69 adventures gained) [51,71,50]
Drank 2 Lucky Lindy (12 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Drank 1 Ye Olde Meade (14 adventures gained) [27,27,27]
Used 14 mummified beef haunch (346 adventures gained) [101,111,96]
Used 1 very overdue library book [53,55,73]
MEAT
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Total meat gained: 66177
Total meat spent: 45442
Level 6:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 0
Meat gain outside Encounters: 0
Meat spent: 48
Level 7:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 1366
Meat gain outside Encounters: 1220
Meat spent: 2496
Level 8:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 1922
Meat gain outside Encounters: 400
Meat spent: 2210
Level 9:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 1852
Meat gain outside Encounters: 45
Meat spent: 1652
Level 10:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 6794
Meat gain outside Encounters: 9486
Meat spent: 10550
Level 11:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 5148
Meat gain outside Encounters: 11688
Meat spent: 9030
Level 12:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 6799
Meat gain outside Encounters: 18110
Meat spent: 18200
Level 13:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 1347
Meat gain outside Encounters: 0
Meat spent: 1256
BOTTLENECKS
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Spent 0 turns in the 8-Bit Realm
Fought 0 bloopers
Fought 0 bullet bills
Spent 0 turns in the Goatlet
Fought 0 dairy goats for 0 cheeses and 0 glasses of milk
Spent 0 turns in the Haunted Ballroom and found 0 Curtains
Fought 0 Zombie Waltzers and found 0 Dance Cards
Spent 0 turns in the Haunted Gallery and found 0 Louvres
Spent 0 turns in the Haunted Bathroom and found 0 noncombats
Garnishes received: 0
Coconuts: 0
Umbrellas: 0
Ice Cubes: 0
Number of lost combats: 0