Slaw's 2/411 HCTeet (FoB shenanigans)

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Slaw's 2/411 HCTeet (FoB shenanigans)

Post by yojimbos_law » Tue Jun 21, 2016 10:25 am

I did a teet run, so here's a log.

The plan for the run was pretty simplistic, devised on stream in about an hour, and viewable here: http://pastebin.com/YynSDsAy

Familiar management has gotten much more important since the last time I played non-Standard, so I figured I'd outline what I used each of my familiars for here instead of peppering that in throughout the run. In order of appearance in my session logs:
  • crimbo shrub: 2000-3000 meat every 100 turns.
  • nosy nose: deleveling during the king/queen fight (quality of life; not at all necessary or correct)
  • slimeling: slime stacks for the queen, best fairy for equipment drops that can't be capped (to be clear, it's best by A LOT. It's the basically the jitb of equipment drops if not better.)
  • robin: robin's egg for the queen
  • gril: +ML potions for quests.
  • angel/reanimator: used exclusively to create wandering monsters.
  • he-boulder: basically all yellow rays.
  • stomping boots: free runs.
  • machine elf: free fights (sometimes used to make wandering monsters into free fights by forcing them into the DMT), thought abstractions to convert into certainty abstractions, purpose abstractions for stats, action abstractions to convert into joy abstractions (for free runs. none were found this run, unfortunately.).
  • rogue program: parachute guys for early mp (never actually found one because I'm not a lucky person. it's probably incorrect to look for them.)
  • hipster: free fights to burn delay. Worse than the goth for stats, but mp was relevant-ish for a lot of day 1.
  • unconcious collective: 1 spleen item.
  • disembodied hand: cheekily wearing a fish hatchet (not actually used in this run, but I was amused that this could very much be a thing.)
  • puck: power pills for free kills (got zero on day 1 because [totes]rollover is not at all a predictable event[/totes])
  • steamleader: best fairy for +item% in general (not used very often because specialized fairies or fairies with auxillary effects tend to be better for a specific drop or sufficient to cap something while providing some other benefit)
  • hobo monkey: best leprechaun for +meat% in general (when the mutant cactus bud isn't 1.3x effectiveness). Similar usage restrictions to the steamleader.
  • stocking mimic: polka pops, mp, and literally nothing else. Literally "literally".
  • this list just doesn't end and I haven't even started in on the actual run what did I get myself into fuuuuuck
  • reassembled blackbird: quest.
  • intergnat: basic fairy that is used for a scroll of afue and thin black candles to summon up a star chart (used in conjunction with the skinflute fax+arrow to skip the HitS). Also used to save turns getting a key, sort of (less 'sort of' if you don't sell all your skeleton keys except one and run out of places to use your gelatenous cubeling prior to getting it to spit out some lockpicks).
  • xiblaxian holo-companion: initiative for moderns and gates.
  • jung: white pixels.
  • hound: used whenever +combat% is unusually important (e.g. LFM, f'c'le, whitey's grove)
  • cubeling: eleven-foot pole. sufficient if you have the daily dungeon malware thing and don't sell all but one of your skeleton keys like an idiot.
  • parrot: elemental resistance for quests
  • imitation crab: best familiar for the wall of skin in standard and I forgot that the warbear drone should be better outside of standard. both familiars basically trivialize the fights, so it doesn't really matter which you use in high-skill/shiny runs.
  • magic dragonfish: completely unnecessarily used for the wall of bone.
Edit:
Cannonfire40: what im hearing is that you want more wanderers
Day 1.
NEW Seal Clubber Hardcore Teetotaler ASCENSION STARTED 20160617
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This log was created by the Ascension Log Visualizer 3.7.4.3-gb905bce.
The basic idea and the format of this parser have been borrowed from the AFH MafiaLog Parser by VladimirPootin and QuantumNightmare.

===Day 1===
Pre-ascension choices include starting the run the day before FoB, painting a writing desk, having the AMC gremlin ice housed, having the peppermint patch (because the parasol is great!), having mayo as my workshed (making daycount was a slight concern and is quite silly in hindsight. DNA is probably great because +6 free runs), +item%/ML on the LT&T boots, gameinform as eudora (+2 sgeeas seems great when you're expecting numerous wandering monsters and don't want to have olfaction sequencing bleed into wanderer sequencing), and I think that's basically it. We take the pet sweater, astral energy drinks, and go our mainstat knoll sign because that's not actually a choice even though it's presented as one.
[0] Ascension Start [0,0,0]
+> [0] Got handful of Smithereens x 3, lump of Brituminous coal x 3
-> Turn [0] Obtuse Angel
Unsurprisingly, the best tome is still the best tome since there are no new tomes.
[1] The Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
+> [1] Got barrel lid, confiscated comic book, glow-in-the-dark necklace, grapefruit
=> Level 2 (Turn 1)! (30/12/11)
=> Level 3 (Turn 1)! (30/12/11)
=> Level 4 (Turn 1)! (30/12/11)
=> Level 5 (Turn 1)! (30/12/11)
=> Level 6 (Turn 1)! (30/12/11)
=> Level 7 (Turn 1)! (41/16/14)
I did not spend a turn here, afaik.
[1] Video Game Level 1 [0,0,0]
+> [1] Got dungeoneering kit
sgeeas OP
[0] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 frilly skirt [0,0,0]
+> [0] Got Vicar's Tutu
This would be a hand in glove if I thought I'd need the stats. Hitting level 12 less than half way through the run makes me think I was correct to skip the HiG.
[1] Deck of Every Card [575,0,0]
+> [1] Got Boris's key, divine cracker, fish hatchet, ten-leaf clover
+> [1] Got ten-leaf clover, toy accordion, your cowboy boots
Fish hatchet is taken for a few reasons. First, it existing lets us reasonably choose peppermints over the winter garden (10 free runs is more appealing than 15 bridge parts when you can get 16 bridge parts from fish hatchets and clovers at the cost of 20 white pixels (4 turns) and 2 clovers (2 more turns) ). Second, the fish hatchet is a melee weapon, so it can be worn with a (non-ranged) club, which is nontrivially important for having batter up available while running -25% combat. Third, the codpiece is useless-ish except for its slot-placement (we're not worried about our maxmp), so we can't choose that reasonably.
[1] Your Witchess Set [30,15,22]
+> [1] Got dented scepter
This is done first to maximize combats with a +5 mainstat/fight weapon.
[0] Smith 1 meat stack + 1 helmet recipe [0,0,0]
[1] Your Witchess Set [0,0,0]
[1] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman [28,12,8]
+> [1] Got Source essence
[0] Smith 1 meat stack + 1 helmet recipe [0,0,0]
For slime stacks for the queen.
[1] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman [214,88,67]
+> [1] Got Source essence, resolution: be feistier, robin's egg
Robin's egg is used to make queen dead.
[1] Your Witchess Set [46,15,17]
+> [1] Got very pointy crown
solely for -5% combat, but also great for +400DA.
[1] Chateau Painting [30,13,12]
+> [1] Got inkwell, ten-leaf clover
Digitized and arrowed the writing desk. There's a bit to talk about here, surprisingly. Digitize and arrowed/winked wandering monsters do not share a timer/counter, so the desks will be finished off by roughly turn 40 (instead of the typical turn ~75 that results when 2 digitizes are used instead). The obtuse angel is used instead of the reanimator because the third reanimator copy comes too late to be helpful and would thus cost a turn or be added fiddling with delay zones. I like this method for encountering writing desks, and I think it might be the bestest if you put enough qualifiers in your criteria for bestest.
[2] Guano Junction [0,0,0]
+> [2] Got sonar-in-a-biscuit, sonar-in-a-biscuit
-> Turn [2] He-Boulder
[3] Your Witchess Set [0,0,0]
}> [3] Disintegrated beanbat
-> Turn [3] Machine Elf
[3] The Beanbat Chamber [38,10,11]
+> [3] Got enchanted bean, sonar-in-a-biscuit
[4-6] The Dark Neck of the Woods [54,21,34]
+> [4] Got abstraction: perception, hot wing
+> [5] Got Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe, hellion cube
-> Turn [5] Rogue Program
-> Turn [6] Mini-Hipster
Having to do this zone now is a downside of the writing desk nonsense; the level 6-8 quests are the only early quests that aren't relevant to managing wandering monster windows. If a wandering monster can't show up on a given turn, I can't really afford to be in a zone with delay, and there are so many wandering monsters encountered in this run that it's probably reasonable to assume any erratic zone hopping or questionable quest ordering is done for the sole purpose of wandering monster management.
[7-8] The Spooky Forest [56,48,33]
-> Turn [8] Rogue Program
[9] The Dark Neck of the Woods [0,0,0]
+> [9] Got imp unity ring
-> Turn [9] Mini-Hipster
[10-11] The Spooky Forest [50,22,27]
+> [11] Got Source essence
-> Turn [11] Rogue Program
Writing desk #2 (first digitized copy)
[12-15] The Dark Neck of the Woods [86,27,54]
+> [12] Got ruby W, wussiness potion
+> [14] Got Source essence, hot wing, hot wing
+> [15] Got dodecagram
-> Turn [13] Crimbo Shrub
[16] The Dark Heart of the Woods [0,0,0]
+> [16] Got hot plate
-> Turn [16] Pair of Stomping Boots
[17] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob [0,0,0]
+> [17] Got Source essence
-> Turn [17] Crimbo Shrub
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
[18-19] The Dark Heart of the Woods [37,14,21]
+> [19] Got Imp Ale
-> Turn [19] Mini-Hipster
[20] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob [41,23,18]
[20] The Dark Heart of the Woods [33,9,27]
[21-24] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob [112,43,55]
+> [24] Got Source essence, Source essence
-> Turn [24] Rogue Program
[25] The Dark Heart of the Woods [0,0,0]
+> [25] Got box of birthday candles
-> Turn [25] Mini-Hipster
[26] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob [43,11,18]
+> [26] Got Source essence, empty meat tank, tires
-> Turn [26] Unconscious Collective
Writing desk #3 (first arrowed copy)
[27-30] The Dark Elbow of the Woods [53,26,28]
+> [27] Got Imp Ale x 3
+> [30] Got eldritch butterknife
[31] Friar Ceremony Location [0,0,0]
[31-32] The Spooky Forest [54,28,40]
-> Turn [32] Galloping Grill
[33] The Defiled Niche [44,17,24]
+> [33] Got hot ashes
*> [33] Started hunting dirty old lihc
-> Turn [33] Unconscious Collective
[34] The Spooky Forest [0,0,0]
+> [34] Got Ghost Dog Chow
[35] The Defiled Niche [0,0,0]
[36] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [115,0,0]
[35] Cook 1 hot ashes + 1 soda water [0,0,0]
+> [35] Got ash soda
[36-38] Tavern Cellar [35,17,24]
+> [38] Got Typical Tavern swill x 3
-> Turn [38] Puck Man
[39] Your Witchess Set [0,0,0]
=> Level 8 (Turn 39)! (53/25/26)
[39] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [106,0,0]
[39] Your Witchess Set [61,25,41]
+> [39] Got Greek fire, anticheese
o> Used 1 Unconscious Collective Dream Jar (8 adventures gained) [24,20,20]
kind of realized here that early stats were going to be a bit tight if I didn't do something to push them along, hence the choice to get one of these sick +stat/ML potions for something other than just the ghuol whelps.
[39-42] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency [100,0,0]
+> [39] Got Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
+> [42] Got Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
[45] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [111,0,0]
-> Turn [44] Machine Elf
[45] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob [36,17,34]
+> [45] Got disintegrating quill pen
Writing desk #4 (2nd digitized copy)
[46] photocopied monster [66,30,44]
+> [46] Got ninja rope
ninja ass #1 (digitized)
[47] The Boss Bat's Lair [60,16,28]
+> [47] Got Lady Spookyraven's necklace, Source essence, ghost of a necklace
Writing desk #5 (2nd arrowed copy)
[47] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 maiden wig [0,0,0]
+> [47] Got Hairpiece On Fire
[47] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 third-hand lantern [0,0,0]
+> [47] Got A Light that Never Goes Out, BRICKO bat, BRICKO oyster, figurine of an ancient seal x 5
[48] BRICKO bat [74,20,23]
+> [48] Got Source essence
[48] Infernal Seal Ritual [362,123,156]
+> [48] Got BRICKO ooze, resolution: be feistier
o> Used 1 astral energy drink (27 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
[48] BRICKO ooze [46,25,40]
[48] BRICKO oyster [65,29,35]
[48] Your Witchess Set [157,79,62]
+> [48] Got Greek fire, abstraction: thought, jumping horseradish
[48] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman [208,81,110]
+> [48] Got divine champagne flute, ice rice, pulled orange taffy
[48-49] The Defiled Niche [119,50,50]
+> [49] Got abstraction: purpose
[50] The Deep Machine Tunnels [0,9,19]
+> [50] Got abstraction: certainty, abstraction: thought
-> Turn [50] Mini-Hipster
=> Level 9 (Turn 50)! (74/36/39)
[50] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [1346,200,200]
+> [50] Got resolution: be kinder, resolution: be luckier, resolution: be sexier, resolution: be sexier
+> [50] Got resolution: be smarter
[50] The Defiled Niche [80,35,22]
[51] The Haunted Bathroom [98,19,49]
[51] The Defiled Niche [68,25,34]
[52] The Haunted Bathroom [79,32,34]
+> [52] Got ninja crampons
-> Turn [52] Machine Elf
ninja ass #2 (first digitized copy)
[53-55] The Defiled Niche [152,55,53]
+> [53] Got Ghost Dog Chow
-> Turn [55] Steam-Powered Cheerleader
[56-58] The Goatlet [124,38,45]
+> [56] Got figurine of a cold seal, figurine of a cold seal
+> [57] Got figurine of a cold seal, glass of goat's milk, glass of goat's milk, goat cheese
+> [57] Got goat cheese
+> [58] Got goat cheese
-> Turn [58] Hobo Monkey
[59-64] The Boss Bat's Lair [361,137,181]
+> [63] Got Ghost Dog Chow
+> [64] Got batskin belt
[65] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 glass of goat's milk [0,0,0]
+> [65] Got Mayoflex x 6
o> Ate 3 browser cookie (80 adventures gained) [185,153,150]
o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (3 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Ate 1 jumping horseradish (6 adventures gained) [36,14,18]
o> Ate 1 sleeping dog (13 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
-> Turn [65] Steam-Powered Cheerleader
[66-70] The Defiled Nook [285,79,119]
+> [66] Got evil eye, loose teeth
+> [67] Got evil eye, skeleton bone, smart skull
+> [68] Got loose teeth, loose teeth, skeleton bone
+> [69] Got evil eye, loose teeth, loose teeth, skeleton bone
+> [70] Got Louder Than Bomb, evil eye x 4, loose teeth, loose teeth
+> [70] Got skeleton bone
-> Turn [70] Nanorhino
&> 3 / 3 free retreats
[71-74] The Haunted Bedroom [192,46,66]
+> [72] Got Lord Spookyraven's spectacles, yellow pixel
+> [73] Got disposable instant camera, yellow pixel
+> [74] Got Lady Spookyraven's finest gown, yellow pixel
-> Turn [71] Puck Man
-> Turn [74] Slimeling
&> 2 / 2 free retreats
=> Level 10 (Turn 74)! (85/44/47)
[75] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [405,0,0]
[75] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship [0,0,0]
[75] Deck of Every Card [0,0,0]
+> [75] Got stone wool x 3
[75-79] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship [250,77,105]
+> [76] Got amulet of extreme plot significance, soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [77] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [78] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
*> [76] Started hunting Quiet Healer
-> Turn [79] Machine Elf
[80] Itznotyerzitz Mine [57,24,28]
#> [80] Semirare: 7-Foot Dwarf Foreman
+> [80] Got 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
-> Turn [80] Slimeling
[81] Itznotyerzitz Mine (in Disguise) [0,0,0]
+> [81] Got asbestos ore, asbestos ore, loadstone
-> Turn [81] Pair of Stomping Boots
[81] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship [0,0,0]
ninja ass #3 (2nd digitized copy)
[82] The Defiled Cranny [63,24,22]
digitized swarm of ghuol whelps
[83-94] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship [496,203,234]
+> [83] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [84] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [86] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [87] Got Tissue Paper Immateria
+> [88] Got Tin Foil Immateria
+> [89] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [90] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [92] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [93] Got Gauze Immateria
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
swarm of ghuol whelps #2 (first and last digitized copy)
[95] Your Witchess Set [0,0,0]
[95-97] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship [146,38,52]
+> [96] Got Mohawk wig, Plastic Wrap Immateria
+> [97] Got S.O.C.K.
*> [97] Started hunting Burly Sidekick
&> 3 / 3 free retreats
Wanted to use free runs in the pirates, but rollover impending made that not a thing.
[98-100] The Spooky Forest [0,30,0]
+> [99] Got spooky sapling
-> Turn [100] Steam-Powered Cheerleader
&> 2 / 2 free retreats
[101] The Deep Machine Tunnels [0,5,0]
+> [101] Got abstraction: perception
[101] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [220,0,0]
[101] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Basement) [0,0,0]
[102] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Ground Floor) [113,51,51]
o> Used 1 chocolate seal-clubbing club (3 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Used 1 extra-strength strongness elixir [9,0,0]
-> Turn [102] Pair of Stomping Boots
ON CLASS CASTLE CHOOOOCOLAAAAAAATE is completely useless this run.
[103] The Haunted Bathroom [0,0,0]
+> [103] Got confiscated love note, fish hatchet, glow-in-the-dark necklace, ten-leaf clover
=> Level 11 (Turn 103)! (106/52/56)
I screwed up my spleen/level for calculate the universe. I don't have my YR up, anyway (because ending the day 50 turns sooner than I want to because inexorable flow of time), so I decide to use squint before rollover to get +900% item to cap the war outfit immediately after rollover.
Day 2

===Day 2===
Adventure count at day start: 130
Current meat: 2282

[103] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [917,0,0]
+> [103] Got divine champagne flute, divine cracker, green candy heart, pulled blue taffy
+> [103] Got pulled green taffy x 3, pulled orange taffy, pulled red taffy, pulled violet taffy
+> [103] Got resolution: be happier, resolution: be sexier, resolution: be stronger, resolution: be wealthier
+> [103] Got yellow candy heart
[103] Your Witchess Set [105,37,48]
+> [103] Got dented scepter
[103] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [343,0,0]
[103] Your Witchess Set [104,30,44]
+> [103] Got very pointy crown
[103] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman [41,19,14]
[103] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [115,0,0]
+> [103] Got pulled blue taffy
[103] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman [581,169,200]
+> [103] Got Source essence, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants
+> [103] Got iced plum wine, miracle whip, training helmet
We start off the day by becoming level 11 and grabbing all of our +item% to cap the frat outfit with yesterday's steely-eyed squint. Consequently, we use a bunch of +familiar weight stuff, so I decide that it's probably just fine to do all of my familiar-based runs now since I kind of have enough things lined up and it would be a real drain on resources to try to do it later instead. It's likely that putting this off until later was still correct, but I'd be very surprised if it cost me much more than 2-3 free runs overall, and ignoring those allowed us to think harder about wanderers. Sometimes you just need to pick your battles.
The shortest duration among my familiar weight buffs required getting through all 16 free runs in 10 turns. If I had taken DNA over mayo, this would've been 19 free runs, and 21 total if I had used the bandernatch instead of the boots (tuning canelloni cannon to cold in the snojo is a very good way to get experience on the bander. I was lazy.).
[103-104] The Spooky Forest [0,0,0]
+> [104] Got Spooky Temple map
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
[105] The Haunted Bathroom [0,0,0]
&> 3 / 3 free retreats
[106] The Haunted Gallery [0,0,0]
&> 5 / 5 free retreats
[107] The Haunted Ballroom [114,100,100]
-> Turn [107] Reassembled Blackbird
&> 4 / 4 free retreats
[108] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Ground Floor) [0,0,0]
&> 2 / 2 free retreats
Note that free runs are being used in zones with delay. these were the only reasonable choices given my current buff durations. I wanted to use these free runs in the pirates, but it seemed unlikely that we'd be able to get through a trip to the shore + acquiring the outfit within ~7 turns total.
[107] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 glass of goat's milk [0,0,0]
[108] Itznotyerzitz Mine (in Disguise) [0,0,0]
+> [108] Got asbestos ore, chrome ore, imbued seal-blubber candle x 3, linoleum ore
+> [108] Got linoleum ore
Mining was a fun digression into reading Xenophobe legacy code off of screenshots from some old twitch event. If you're going to watch any part of the recording of this run, I wouldn't not recommend watching me muddle through that on stream. https://www.twitch.tv/yojimbos_law/v/73 ... =02h23m43s
[108] Your Witchess Set [129,60,53]
+> [108] Got Greek fire
[108] Infernal Seal Ritual [92,27,37]
[108] Deck of Every Card [0,0,0]
+> [108] Got Sneaky Pete's key
[108] Infernal Seal Ritual [164,46,52]
+> [108] Got Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe
[108-114] The Black Forest [375,143,133]
+> [111] Got broken wings
+> [112] Got adder bladder, sunken eyes
-> Turn [112] Machine Elf
-> Turn [114] Reanimated Reanimator
[115] photocopied monster [58,35,32]
+> [115] Got line, line, star, star
-> Turn [115] Machine Elf
Skinflute is arrowed. This is a mildly nerve-wracking fax+arrow due to the possibility of forgetting to run +233.34% item at some point, missing a star, and potentially wasting any and all effort spent on this. The star chart is eventually gotten via the gnat demon summon (done instead of the machete, which is, I think, a reasonable decision to make. it's a good exercise in opportunity cost to try to figure out what exactly is spent skipping the HitS, roughly how much it saves, and how much might be saved by a different decision). Note that we wait this long to arrow it to make it coincide with a FoB wanderer window precisely.
[116] The Black Forest [116,66,50]
+> [116] Got Black No. 2, abstraction: category, black picnic basket
[117] Cook 1 grue egg + 1 spooky mushroom [0,0,0]
o> Used 1 astral energy drink (35 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
[118-121] The Black Forest [267,162,111]
+> [118] Got abstraction: purpose
-> Turn [121] Mini-Hipster
[122] Video Game Level 1 [0,0,0]
+> [122] Got barrel cracker, dungeoneering kit
-> Turn [122] Puck Man
[122] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob [0,0,0]
+> [122] Got Knob Goblin encryption key
[123] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency [0,0,0]
-> Turn [123] Xiblaxian Holo-Companion
[123] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [280,0,0]
[123] The Defiled Alcove [100,42,27]
+> [123] Got yellow pixel, yellow pixel
[124] Deck of Every Card [0,0,0]
[124-125] The Defiled Alcove [42,27,19]
-> Turn [125] Angry Jung Man
Shattering punches are used to extend bow-legged swagger. The potential pair of power pills that rollover ate would've been nice here since our +900% init becomes ~+750% (the latter costing summoning the race card) when bow-legged swagger dies, and this results in us burning a peppermint parasol free run to the tune of +1 turncount.
[126] The Defiled Cranny [91,24,25]
[127] The Defiled Alcove [77,32,30]
+> [127] Got loose teeth
-> Turn [127] Puck Man
[128] The Defiled Niche [90,23,27]
+> [128] Got yellow pixel
[129] The Defiled Nook [77,39,23]
+> [129] Got skeleton bone x 3, yellow pixel
[130] Haert of the Cyrpt [0,0,0]
+> [130] Got ten-leaf clover
[130] The Smut Orc Logging Camp [0,0,0]
+> [130] Got long hard screw x 3, weirdwood plank x 3
[131-137] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency [229,0,0]
+> [134] Got Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
+> [137] Got Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
[140] Haert of the Cyrpt [104,55,36]
+> [140] Got chest of the Bonerdagon, skull of the Bonerdagon, vertebra of the Bonerdagon, yellow pixel
o> Used 1 chest of the Bonerdagon [210,187,150]
[141-142] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Ground Floor) [120,65,44]
+> [141] Got yellow pixel
+> [142] Got Louder Than Bomb, Louder Than Bomb, line, line
+> [142] Got star, star, yellow pixel
-> Turn [142] Slimeling
[143-153] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove [138,111,90]
+> [147] Got swashbuckling pants
+> [148] Got stuffed shoulder parrot
+> [151] Got bottle of rum
+> [153] Got eyepatch, long hard screw x 4, messy butt joint x 5, morningwood plank x 4
+> [153] Got raging hardwood plank x 4, thick caulk x 5, weirdwood plank x 5
*> [151] Started hunting smarmy pirate
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
[154] The Hidden Temple [0,0,0]
-> Turn [154] Intergnat
[155] Barrrney's Barrr [37,23,9]
+> [155] Got bottle of rum, bottle of rum
[156-158] The Hidden Temple [0,0,0]
-> Turn [158] Angry Jung Man
[159] The Deep Machine Tunnels [0,0,0]
[159] Barrrney's Barrr [36,15,14]
+> [159] Got bottle of rum
[159] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 loose purse strings [0,0,0]
+> [159] Got handful of Smithereens, handful of Smithereens, lump of Brituminous coal, lump of Brituminous coal
[160] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [135,0,0]
[160-161] Mist-Shrouded Peak [127,56,47]
+> [160] Got yeti fur
+> [161] Got yeti fur, yeti fur
[162] Smith 1 shirt kit + 1 hippopotamus skin [0,0,0]
-> Turn [162] Puck Man
[163] Mist-Shrouded Peak [79,32,26]
+> [163] Got Groar's fur, Mayoflex x 3, Mayostat x 3, yellow pixel
o> Ate 3 browser cookie (77 adventures gained) [217,191,147]
o> Ate 2 mouth-watering mayolus (16 adventures gained) [56,49,23]
o> Ate 1 spaghetti breakfast (8 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
-> Turn [163] Intergnat
[164] The Deep Machine Tunnels [0,0,0]
+> [164] Got abstraction: purpose, line, line, star
+> [164] Got star
Used groar and friends to force a wandering monster into the DMT.
[164] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [135,0,0]
[164-165] Barrrney's Barrr [85,29,30]
+> [165] Got bottle of rum, bottle of rum, thin black candle
-> Turn [165] Mini-Hipster
[166] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Ground Floor) [99,42,45]
-> Turn [166] Intergnat
[166] Barrrney's Barrr [48,22,11]
+> [166] Got bottle of rum
[167] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Ground Floor) [0,0,0]
[167] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
[168] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Ground Floor) [119,37,43]
-> Turn [168] Angry Jung Man
[168] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
[169] Your Witchess Set [0,0,0]
-> Turn [169] Puck Man
[169] Cap'm Caronch's Map [42,15,16]
[170-174] The Hidden Park [40,20,22]
+> [170] Got yellow pixel
+> [172] Got surgical mask
+> [173] Got surgical apron
+> [174] Got half-size scalpel
-> Turn [171] Angry Jung Man
-> Turn [174] Machine Elf
[175] The Deep Machine Tunnels [0,0,5]
+> [175] Got abstraction: certainty
-> Turn [175] Angry Jung Man
[175] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
[176] The Deep Machine Tunnels [0,0,0]
[176] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [110,0,0]
[176-177] The Hidden Park [0,0,0]
+> [176] Got bloodied surgical dungarees
+> [177] Got antique machete, half-size scalpel, surgical mask
-> Turn [177] Puck Man
closeted our surgeon pieces to try to get duplicates despite duplicates not helping at all. Yay for learning things from kingbobson's wiki edits on the surgeonosity page.
[178] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) [11,7,3]
+> [178] Got power pill, yellow pixel x 3
-> Turn [178] Intergnat
[178] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) [6,3,3]
+> [178] Got yellow pixel x 3
[178] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) [0,0,0]
[179] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
[179] The Infiltrationist [0,0,0]
[180-181] The Hidden Apartment Building [71,37,32]
+> [180] Got McClusky file (page 1)
+> [181] Got McClusky file (page 2), scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
[182] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
*> [182] Started hunting pygmy shaman NAMED NEIL
[183] The Hidden Apartment Building [0,0,0]
[183] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
[184] The Hidden Apartment Building [48,18,25]
+> [184] Got thin black candle
-> Turn [184] Puck Man
[185] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) [0,0,0]
-> Turn [185] Mini-Hipster
[186-187] The Hidden Apartment Building [67,28,27]
+> [187] Got Louder Than Bomb, Louder Than Bomb, yellow pixel
-> Turn [186] Puck Man
-> Turn [187] Mini-Hipster
=> Level 12 (Turn 186)! (125/67/69)
[188] The Hidden Office Building [30,14,16]
+> [188] Got line, line, star, star
-> Turn [188] Puck Man
[189] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
-> Turn [189] Jumpsuited Hound Dog
[190-194] The F'c'le [37,23,17]
+> [192] Got mizzenmast mop
+> [193] Got ball polish
-> Turn [194] Puck Man
[195] The Poop Deck [0,0,0]
[196-199] Belowdecks [84,34,52]
+> [197] Got yellow pixel
+> [198] Got yellow pixel
+> [199] Got gaudy key, gaudy key, snakehead charrrm, snakehead charrrm
+> [199] Got yellow pixel
-> Turn [199] He-Boulder
[200-201] Hippy Camp [69,24,24]
+> [200] Got bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses
}> [200] Disintegrated The Thin Tie-Dyed Line
-> Turn [201] Puck Man
This yellow ray saves 1 turn over getting the outfit in the desert. Less if I would just get it to drop naturally, but I don't think I care about any other YRs.
[202-204] Wartime Hippy Camp (Frat Disguise) [109,39,30]
+> [202] Got yellow pixel
+> [203] Got yellow pixel
+> [204] Got yellow pixel
[205] Hippy Camp [36,5,17]
+> [205] Got yellow pixel
-> Turn [205] Mini-Hipster
[206-211] The Hidden Office Building [202,80,60]
+> [206] Got McClusky file (page 3)
+> [207] Got McClusky file (page 4)
+> [210] Got boring binder clip
+> [211] Got McClusky file (complete), McClusky file (page 5)
*> [206] Started hunting pygmy witch accountant
-> Turn [211] Puck Man
[212] Hippy Camp [0,0,0]
[213] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Ground Floor) [0,0,0]
[214-218] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Top Floor) [124,43,45]
+> [214] Got power pill, yellow pixel
+> [215] Got yellow pixel
+> [216] Got yellow pixel
+> [217] Got yellow pixel
[220-221] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it [32,16,10]
+> [221] Got molybdenum hammer
-> Turn [219] Nanorhino
-> Turn [220] Intergnat
[222] Out by that Rusted-Out Car [29,18,10]
+> [222] Got molybdenum screwdriver, thin black candle
-> Turn [222] Puck Man
[223] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator [36,16,12]
+> [223] Got molybdenum pliers, yellow pixel
[224-225] Over Where the Old Tires Are [71,24,22]
+> [224] Got yellow pixel
+> [225] Got gremlin juice, molybdenum crescent wrench, yellow pixel
-> Turn [225] Jumpsuited Hound Dog
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
We have the ability to banish all gremlins between batter up, nanobrawny, ice house, snokebomb, and louder than bombs.
[226-227] Sonofa Beach [31,42,17]
+> [227] Got barrel of gunpowder
-> Turn [227] Puck Man
LFM is digitized and the first digitized copy is also digitized (because this only makes it take 10 additional turns to get the last barrel over digitizing the second copy and having two 5-10 wanderers in a row is nice for doing the desert).
[228] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) [0,0,4]
+> [228] Got yellow pixel, yellow pixel
[229-231] The Hidden Hospital [100,30,34]
+> [229] Got yellow pixel
+> [230] Got yellow pixel
+> [231] Got head mirror, power pill, yellow pixel
-> Turn [231] Mini-Hipster
[232-242] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert [455,164,134]
+> [235] Got barrel of gunpowder
+> [238] Got worm-riding manual page
+> [239] Got worm-riding manual page (2)
+> [241] Got barrel of gunpowder, worm-riding manual page (3)
-> Turn [232] Intergnat
-> Turn [233] Mini-Hipster
-> Turn [242] Intergnat
[243-244] The Oasis [59,18,27]
+> [244] Got drum machine, thin black candle
-> Turn [244] Mini-Hipster
[245-256] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert [400,154,138]
+> [245] Got white candy heart
+> [246] Got lavender candy heart, worm-riding manual page (3)
+> [248] Got lavender candy heart
+> [249] Got worm-riding manual page (2)
+> [253] Got bronzed locust, tennis ball, worm-riding manual page (2)
+> [256] Got worm-riding manual page (2)
[257] The Haunted Ballroom [0,0,0]
-> Turn [257] Stocking Mimic
[258] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) [0,0,0]
[258] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) [0,0,0]
[258] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) [0,0,0]
[259-265] The Hidden Bowling Alley [156,93,115]
+> [260] Got bowling ball
+> [261] Got bowling ball x 4
+> [262] Got bowling ball
+> [263] Got bowling ball x 5, worm-riding hooks
-> Turn [265] Mini-Hipster
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
closetting bowling balls to avoid getting the noncombats until later for wanderer sequencing and buff duration concerns.
[266-268] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert [74,32,51]
+> [267] Got barrel of gunpowder
[269-270] The Hidden Office Building [65,33,36]
+> [270] Got Mayoflex
o> Ate 1 optimal dog (6 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
-> Turn [270] Steam-Powered Cheerleader
[271] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Top Floor) [0,0,0]
#> [271] Semirare: All The Rave
+> [271] Got Louder Than Bomb, Louder Than Bomb, handful of Smithereens, handful of Smithereens
+> [271] Got lavender candy heart
[272] A Massive Ziggurat [0,0,0]
+> [272] Got ten-leaf clover
[272] The Smut Orc Logging Camp [0,0,0]
+> [272] Got long hard screw x 3, weirdwood plank x 3
[273] The Hidden Temple [0,0,0]
*> [273] Started hunting possessed wine rack
Steely-eyed squint (extended with power pills and stone wool) is used in the cabinets and wineracks (+1200% item used and up to +1900% is helpful here.) and filthworms (+900% used/helpful) and smut orcs (+900% to cap the last bridge part. not the most impressive use, but probably still correct in this specific case).
[273] Deck of Every Card [0,0,0]
[273] Your Witchess Set [0,0,0]
[273] The Haunted Wine Cellar [0,0,0]
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
[274] The Haunted Laundry Room [0,0,0]
*> [274] Started hunting the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza
-> Turn [274] Stocking Mimic
[275] The Hatching Chamber [31,11,10]
[276] The Feeding Chamber [24,12,17]
-> Turn [276] Steam-Powered Cheerleader
[276] The Royal Guard Chamber [32,12,9]
[276] The Smut Orc Logging Camp [13,9,8]
+> [276] Got thick caulk, weirdwood plank
In the wake of this 4 turn >+1000% item section, we stack together a bunch of zones benefiting from +item%, namely the peaks and knob harem.
[277-279] Twin Peak [20,9,13]
[280-281] A-Boo Peak [39,16,13]
+> [281] Got A-Boo clue, A-Boo clue
-> Turn [280] Intergnat
[282] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 jaba [0,0,0]
[283-287] Oil Peak [175,47,60]
+> [284] Got bubblin' crude, bubblin' crude
+> [285] Got bubblin' crude x 3
+> [286] Got bubblin' crude, bubblin' crude
+> [287] Got bubblin' crude x 3, jar of oil
[288] Cobb's Knob Harem [29,11,8]
+> [288] Got Knob Goblin harem pants, Knob Goblin harem veil
[289] Twin Peak [32,17,14]
+> [289] Got rusty hedge trimmers
[290] Cook 1 bottle of Chateau de Vinegar + 1 blasting soda [0,0,0]
-> Turn [290] Angry Jung Man
[291] The Haunted Boiler Room [38,15,25]
+> [291] Got wine bomb
[292] Lord Spookyraven [103,33,34]
+> [292] Got star chart
[293] The Hidden Hospital [26,17,20]
[294] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) [0,0,0]
[294] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) [0,0,0]
[294] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) [0,0,0]
[294-296] The Hidden Bowling Alley [83,60,64]
+> [294] Got Ghost Dog Chow
-> Turn [296] Mini-Hipster
[297] The Hidden Office Building [33,16,17]
[298] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) [49,30,27]
[299-300] The Hidden Hospital [62,34,37]
+> [299] Got midriff scrubs
-> Turn [300] Angry Jung Man
[301] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) [0,0,0]
[301] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) [0,0,0]
[301] Cobb's Knob Harem [0,0,0]
[302] Throne Room [54,18,28]
+> [302] Got Cobb's Knob lab key, Crown of the Goblin King
-> Turn [302] Mini-Hipster
[303-304] The Hidden Office Building [65,28,18]
+> [303] Got barrel of gunpowder
-> Turn [303] Stocking Mimic
-> Turn [304] Hobo Monkey
[305] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) [0,0,0]
[305] Your Witchess Set [53,31,30]
+> [305] Got Mayoflex, jumping horseradish
o> Ate 1 jumping horseradish (7 adventures gained) [26,26,12]
[305-313] The Themthar Hills [304,131,121]
-> Turn [312] Intergnat
[314] Chateau Painting [37,8,14]
[315-319] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) [203,65,81]
+> [315] Got jumping horseradish
[320] The Filthworm Queen's Chamber [36,14,15]
[321-325] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) [221,86,68]
+> [325] Got handful of Smithereens, thin black candle
[326] Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 frilly skirt [0,0,0]
+> [326] Got Louder Than Bomb, Louder Than Bomb, Vicar's Tutu, handful of Smithereens
[327-341] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) [526,214,218]
+> [332] Got gas balloon
+> [333] Got thin black candle
+> [336] Got tennis ball
*> [332] Started hunting Green Ops Soldier NAMED NEIL
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
This might be the earliest green ops soldier I have ever had the pleasure to encounter. SIX green smoke bombs are acquired from this battlefield with a consistent +300% item.
[342] Oil Peak [0,0,0]
[343-347] A-Boo Peak [22,7,4]
+> [343] Got Claybender glasses
[348] A Massive Ziggurat [73,32,31]
Helping everything looks yellow wear off before the war ends.
[349-357] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) [395,142,158]
+> [349] Got jumping horseradish
+> [351] Got gas balloon, gas balloon
+> [356] Got gas balloon
}> [351] Disintegrated Green Ops Soldier
-> Turn [350] He-Boulder
-> Turn [351] Intergnat
[358] Hippy Camp [151,70,68]
+> [358] Got figurine of an ancient seal, figurine of an ancient seal
-> Turn [358] Angry Jung Man
[359-361] Inside the Palindome [31,13,11]
+> [359] Got photograph of God
+> [360] Got photograph of an ostrich egg
*> [361] Started hunting Drab Bard
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
[362] rusty hedge trimmers [0,0,0]
[362-366] Inside the Palindome [114,51,61]
+> [362] Got ketchup hound, photograph of a dog, stunt nuts
+> [364] Got photograph of a red nugget
&> 1 / 1 free retreats
[367] Whitey's Grove [0,0,0]
[368] Cook 1 wet stew + 1 stunt nuts [72,28,43]
+> [368] Got Louder Than Bomb, Mega Gem, handful of Smithereens, wet stew
+> [368] Got wet stunt nut stew
[370-371] The Upper Chamber [0,0,0]
+> [371] Got Mayoflex, Mayostat, resolution: be happier, resolution: be sexier
+> [371] Got resolution: be smarter
o> Ate 1 grue egg omelette (25 adventures gained) [45,38,39]
o> Ate 1 mouth-watering mayolus (7 adventures gained) [36,1,18]
-> Turn [369] Jumpsuited Hound Dog
-> Turn [371] Angry Jung Man
&> 4 / 4 free retreats
[372] The Middle Chamber [20,19,9]
+> [372] Got tomb ratchet
[372] Infernal Seal Ritual [39,19,24]
[372-380] The Middle Chamber [182,88,83]
+> [372] Got tomb ratchet
+> [373] Got tomb ratchet
+> [374] Got tomb ratchet
+> [376] Got tomb ratchet
+> [377] Got tomb ratchet
+> [378] Got tomb ratchet, tomb ratchet
+> [379] Got tomb ratchet
-> Turn [373] Intergnat
-> Turn [380] Angry Jung Man
[381] The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty) [0,0,0]
[382] The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb) [0,0,0]
[383] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Rubble) [0,0,0]
[384-390] Ed the Undying [357,151,147]
+> [389] Got psychoanalytic jar
+> [390] Got Holy MacGuffin, jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic), miniature power pill
-> Turn [390] Intergnat
[391-396] Fear Man's Level [150,47,31]
+> [391] Got jumping horseradish
+> [396] Got ten-leaf clover
-> Turn [393] Gelatinous Cubeling
[397] The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Basement) [0,0,0]
+> [397] Got heavy D, lowercase N, metallic A, original G
[397] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 grapefruit [0,0,0]
[397] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 tomato [0,0,0]
[397] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 salamander spleen [0,0,0]
[398] Fastest Adventurer Contest [38,25,24]
=> Level 13 (Turn 398)! (148/85/85)
[399] Smartest Adventurer Contest [33,21,24]
[400] Hottest Adventurer Contest [44,27,16]
+> [400] Got daily dungeon malware, eleven-foot pole
[401] The Daily Dungeon (Room 1) [0,0,0]
[401] The Daily Dungeon (Room 2) [0,0,0]
[402] The Daily Dungeon (Room 3) [0,0,0]
-> Turn [402] Exotic Parrot
[402] The Daily Dungeon (Room 4) [0,0,0]
[402] The Daily Dungeon (Room 5) [0,0,0]
[402] The Daily Dungeon (Room 6) [0,0,0]
[402] The Daily Dungeon (Room 7) [0,0,0]
[403] The Daily Dungeon (Room 8) [0,0,0]
+> [403] Got Jarlsberg's key, fat loot token
We use the daily dungeon malware on the first daily dungeon monster we encounter. Autoselling all but one of our skeleton keys back when we were strapped for meat costs 2 turns of doors (the cubeling was meant to be used for the lockpicks, but we fell short by 3-6 turns of familiar usage due to the surprising number of available free runs leftover). There might've been a better way to handle this key shortage, but rollover was less than 10 minutes off at this point.
[403] The Hedge Maze (Room 1) [0,0,0]
[404] The Hedge Maze (Room 4) [0,0,0]
[405] The Hedge Maze (Room 7) [0,0,0]
[406] The Hedge Maze (Room 9) [0,0,0]
-> Turn [406] Imitation Crab
[407] Tower Door [0,0,0]
-> Turn [407] Hobo Monkey
[407] Tower Level 1 [29,12,20]
o> Ate 1 jumping horseradish (5 adventures gained) [33,18,17]
[408] Tower Level 2 [32,14,15]
-> Turn [408] Magic Dragonfish
[409] Tower Level 3 [122,70,78]
[410] Tower Level 4 [0,0,0]
[410] Tower Level 5 [122,51,52]
[411-412] The Naughty Sorceress' Chamber [307,120,116]

Turn rundown finished!

Summary stuff.
ADVENTURES [some of which are lies, as usual]
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The Battlefield (Frat Uniform): 34
The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert: 26
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship: 21
The Hidden Office Building: 12
The Spooky Forest: 12
The Black Forest: 11
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove: 11
The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency: 11
The Defiled Niche: 10
The Hidden Bowling Alley: 10
Barrrney's Barrr: 9
The Middle Chamber: 9
The Themthar Hills: 9
Inside the Palindome: 8
The Dark Neck of the Woods: 8
A-Boo Peak: 7
Ed the Undying: 7
The Hidden Park: 7
The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob: 7
Fear Man's Level: 6
Oil Peak: 6
The Boss Bat's Lair: 6
The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Top Floor): 6
The Defiled Nook: 6
The Hidden Hospital: 6
Hippy Camp: 5
The Dark Heart of the Woods: 5
The F'c'le: 5
Belowdecks: 4
The Dark Elbow of the Woods: 4
The Haunted Bedroom: 4
The Hidden Apartment Building: 4
The Hidden Temple: 4
Mist-Shrouded Peak: 3
Tavern Cellar: 3
The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Ground Floor): 3
The Defiled Alcove: 3
The Goatlet: 3
The Smut Orc Logging Camp: 3
Twin Peak: 3
Wartime Hippy Camp (Frat Disguise): 3
Chateau Painting: 2
Cobb's Knob Harem: 2
Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 glass of goat's milk: 2
Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it: 2
Over Where the Old Tires Are: 2
photocopied monster: 2
Sonofa Beach: 2
The Defiled Cranny: 2
The Naughty Sorceress' Chamber: 2
The Oasis: 2
The Upper Chamber: 2
A Massive Ziggurat: 1
An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast): 1
An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest): 1
Cap'm Caronch's Map: 1
Cook 1 bottle of Chateau de Vinegar + 1 blasting soda: 1
Cook 1 grue egg + 1 spooky mushroom: 1
Cook 1 hot ashes + 1 soda water: 1
Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 jaba: 1
Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 salamander spleen: 1
Cook 1 wet stew + 1 stunt nuts: 1
Fastest Adventurer Contest: 1
Guano Junction: 1
Haert of the Cyrpt: 1
Hottest Adventurer Contest: 1
Itznotyerzitz Mine: 1
Lord Spookyraven: 1
Near an Abandoned Refrigerator: 1
Out by that Rusted-Out Car: 1
Rest in your bed in the Chateau: 1
Smartest Adventurer Contest: 1
Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 frilly skirt: 1
Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 loose purse strings: 1
Smith 1 lump of Brituminous coal + 1 third-hand lantern: 1
Smith 1 shirt kit + 1 hippopotamus skin: 1
The Beanbat Chamber: 1
The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Basement): 1
The Daily Dungeon (Room 2): 1
The Daily Dungeon (Room 7): 1
The Filthworm Queen's Chamber: 1
The Hatching Chamber: 1
The Haunted Ballroom: 1
The Haunted Bathroom: 1
The Haunted Boiler Room: 1
The Haunted Laundry Room: 1
The Haunted Wine Cellar: 1
The Hedge Maze (Room 1): 1
The Hedge Maze (Room 4): 1
The Hedge Maze (Room 7): 1
The Hedge Maze (Room 9): 1
The Infiltrationist: 1
The Lower Chambers (Empty/Rubble): 1
The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb): 1
The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty): 1
The Poop Deck: 1
The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman: 1
Throne Room: 1
Tower Level 1: 1
Tower Level 2: 1
Tower Level 3: 1
Tower Level 5: 1
Video Game Level 1: 1
Whitey's Grove: 1
Your Witchess Set: 1


LEVELS
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Hit Level 1 on turn 0, 0 from last level. (0.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 2 on turn 1, 1 from last level. (25.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 1
Other: 0
Hit Level 3 on turn 1, 0 from last level. (39.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 4 on turn 1, 0 from last level. (105.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 5 on turn 1, 0 from last level. (231.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 6 on turn 1, 0 from last level. (441.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 7 on turn 1, 0 from last level. (759.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 3
Noncombats: 3
Other: 3
Hit Level 8 on turn 39, 38 from last level. (31.8 substats / turn)
Combats: 22
Noncombats: 24
Other: 1
Hit Level 9 on turn 50, 11 from last level. (165.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 12
Noncombats: 4
Other: 2
Hit Level 10 on turn 74, 24 from last level. (108.4 substats / turn)
Combats: 23
Noncombats: 2
Other: 1
Hit Level 11 on turn 103, 29 from last level. (123.8 substats / turn)
Combats: 22
Noncombats: 20
Other: 1
Hit Level 12 on turn 186, 83 from last level. (57.9 substats / turn)
Combats: 55
Noncombats: 46
Other: 5
Hit Level 13 on turn 398, 212 from last level. (29.6 substats / turn)
Combats: 176
Noncombats: 48
Other: 7


Total COMBATS: 247 (60.0%)
Total NONCOMBATS: 98 (23.8%)
Total OTHER: 0 (0.0%)



STATS
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Muscle Myst Moxie
Totals: 21741 7327 7479
Combats: 14802 5858 6198
Noncombats: 5990 744 644
Others: 72 28 43
Eating: 634 490 424
Drinking: 0 0 0
Using: 243 207 170


Top 10 mainstat gaining areas:

Rest in your bed in the Chateau 4338 200 200
The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) 1345 507 525
The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman 1072 369 399
The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert 929 350 323
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship 892 318 391
From consumables 877 697 594
The Black Forest 758 371 294
Your Witchess Set 685 292 317
Infernal Seal Ritual 657 215 269
Deck of Every Card 575 0 0





FAMILIARS [doesn't seem to include free runs although KoL's counter does.]
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Intergnat : 69 combat turns (27.9%)
Mini-Hipster : 51 combat turns (20.6%)
Puck Man : 32 combat turns (13.0%)
Machine Elf : 30 combat turns (12.1%)
Angry Jung Man : 26 combat turns (10.5%)
Pair of Stomping Boots : 17 combat turns (6.9%)
Hobo Monkey : 16 combat turns (6.5%)
Stocking Mimic : 13 combat turns (5.3%)
Slimeling : 10 combat turns (4.0%)
Steam-Powered Cheerleader : 10 combat turns (4.0%)
Jumpsuited Hound Dog : 7 combat turns (2.8%)
Gelatinous Cubeling : 7 combat turns (2.8%)
Unconscious Collective : 4 combat turns (1.6%)
Magic Dragonfish : 4 combat turns (1.6%)
Reassembled Blackbird : 4 combat turns (1.6%)
He-Boulder : 4 combat turns (1.6%)
Rogue Program : 4 combat turns (1.6%)
Nosy Nose : 3 combat turns (1.2%)
Galloping Grill : 2 combat turns (0.8%)
Nanorhino : 2 combat turns (0.8%)
Xiblaxian Holo-Companion : 2 combat turns (0.8%)
Crimbo Shrub : 2 combat turns (0.8%)
Imitation Crab : 1 combat turns (0.4%)
Obtuse Angel : 1 combat turns (0.4%)
Reanimated Reanimator : 1 combat turns (0.4%)



SEMI-RARES
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80 : 7-Foot Dwarf Foreman
271 : All The Rave



HUNTED COMBATS
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33 : dirty old lihc
76 : Quiet Healer
97 : Burly Sidekick
151 : smarmy pirate
182 : pygmy shaman NAMED NEIL
206 : pygmy witch accountant
273 : possessed wine rack
274 : the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza
332 : Green Ops Soldier NAMED NEIL
361 : Drab Bard



BANISHMENT
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No idea why this is blank. Note that batter up was cast 12 times and snokebomb 6 times in addition to the usage of multiple metric buttload of LTBs and tennis balls.


YELLOW DESTRUCTION
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3 : beanbat
200 : The Thin Tie-Dyed Line
351 : Green Ops Soldier



COPIED COMBATS
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1 : writing desk
46 : ninja snowman assassin
115 : The Skinflute
314 : dirty thieving brigand NAMED NEIL [this amuses me greatly. thanks, ALV.]


Familiar copy usage:
1 : writing desk
115 : The Skinflute



FREE RUNAWAYS [includes none of tennis balls, peppermint parasol, snokebomb, or free kill things]
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38 / 38 free retreats overall


17 : The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob -- sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
70 : The Defiled Nook -- toothy sklelton
70 : The Defiled Nook -- spiny skelelton
70 : The Defiled Nook -- toothy sklelton
71 : The Haunted Bedroom -- animated rustic nightstand
73 : The Haunted Bedroom -- tumbleweed [telltale sign that something has gone horribly right]
91 : The Penultimate Fantasy Airship -- Irritating Series of Random Encounters
95 : The Penultimate Fantasy Airship -- Irritating Series of Random Encounters
96 : The Penultimate Fantasy Airship -- Random Lack of an Encounter
96 : The Penultimate Fantasy Airship -- Burly Sidekick
98 : The Spooky Forest -- wolfman
100 : The Spooky Forest -- spooky vampire
103 : The Spooky Forest -- spooky vampire
105 : The Haunted Bathroom -- malevolent hair clog
105 : The Haunted Bathroom -- claw-foot bathtub
105 : The Haunted Bathroom -- malevolent hair clog
106 : The Haunted Gallery -- Stuffing Golem
106 : The Haunted Gallery -- cubist bull
106 : The Haunted Gallery -- guy with a pitchfork, and his wife
106 : The Haunted Gallery -- empty suit of armor
106 : The Haunted Gallery -- empty suit of armor
107 : The Haunted Ballroom -- zombie waltzers
107 : The Haunted Ballroom -- floating platter of hors d'oeuvres
107 : The Haunted Ballroom -- tapdancing skeleton
107 : The Haunted Ballroom -- zombie waltzers
108 : The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Ground Floor) -- Foodie Giant
108 : The Castle in my Butts in the Sky (Ground Floor) -- Procrastination Giant
149 : The Obligatory Pirate's Cove -- shifty pirate
224 : Over Where the Old Tires Are -- erudite gremlin
259 : The Hidden Bowling Alley -- drunk pygmy
273 : The Haunted Wine Cellar -- skeletal sommelier
331 : The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) -- Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce NAMED NEIL
361 : Inside the Palindome -- Malevolent Tofurkey
362 : Inside the Palindome -- Taco Cat
370 : The Upper Chamber -- tomb bat
370 : The Upper Chamber -- tomb bat
370 : The Upper Chamber -- tomb servant



WANDERING ENCOUNTERS [as if this is all the wanderers >_>]
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106 : Stuffing Golem
141 : Stuffing Golem
176 : Candied Yam Golem
209 : Malevolent Tofurkey
242 : Candied Yam Golem
270 : Candied Yam Golem
298 : Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce
361 : Malevolent Tofurkey



COMBAT ITEMS
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No idea why this section is blank.


CASTS
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Cast 176 lunge smack
Cast 157 summon love mosquito
Cast 75 ghostly shell
Cast 67 empathy of the newt
Cast 42 astral shell
Cast 37 leash of linguini
Cast 31 fat leon's phat loot lyric
Cast 31 singer's faithful ocelot
Cast 29 extract
Cast 27 the sonata of sneakiness
Cast 26 return
Cast 25 smooth movement
Cast 24 saucestorm
Cast 20 patient smile
Cast 19 cannelloni cocoon
Cast 19 pride of the puffin
Cast 19 summon resolutions
Cast 19 ur-kel's aria of annoyance
Cast 18 the polka of plenty
Cast 16 aloysius' antiphon of aptitude
Cast 14 musk of the moose
Cast 13 carlweather's cantata of confrontation
Cast 13 curse of weaksauce
Cast 13 disco leer
Cast 12 batter up!
Cast 12 summon love gnats
Cast 11 summon taffy
Cast 10 drescher's annoying noise
Cast 10 jingle bells
Cast 10 song of the north
Cast 10 summon smithsness
Cast 10 the magical mojomuscular melody
Cast 8 summon brickos
Cast 8 transcendent olfaction
Cast 7 cowboy kick
Cast 7 summon party favor
Cast 6 cleesh
Cast 6 digitize
Cast 6 patience of the tortoise
Cast 6 seal clubbing frenzy
Cast 6 shattering punch
Cast 6 snokebomb
Cast 6 summon candy heart
Cast 5 curiosity of br'er tarrypin
Cast 5 springy fusilli
Cast 4 elemental saucesphere
Cast 4 rage of the reindeer
Cast 4 summon confiscated things
Cast 4 summon geeky gifts
Cast 4 summon tasteful items
Cast 3 blessing of the war snapper
Cast 3 cletus's canticle of celerity
Cast 3 clobber
Cast 3 inigo's incantation of inspiration
Cast 3 point at your opponent
Cast 3 song of sauce
Cast 3 summon alice's army cards
Cast 3 the power ballad of the arrowsmith
Cast 3 turtleini
Cast 2 advanced saucecrafting
Cast 2 bind angel hair wisp
Cast 2 bind lasagmbie
Cast 2 blessing of the storm tortoise
Cast 2 communism!
Cast 2 duplicate
Cast 2 lunch break
Cast 2 open a big red present
Cast 2 ruthless efficiency
Cast 2 silent squirt
Cast 2 song of slowness
Cast 2 steely-eyed squint
Cast 2 summon annoyance
Cast 2 summon kokomo resort pass
Cast 2 suspicious gaze
Cast 2 the psalm of pointiness
Cast 2 unleash nanites
Cast 2 walberg's dim bulb
Cast 1 arched eyebrow of the archmage
Cast 1 beardfreeze
Cast 1 bend hell
Cast 1 bind spice ghost
Cast 1 bow-legged swagger
Cast 1 calculate the universe
Cast 1 club foot
Cast 1 conspiratorial whispers
Cast 1 curse of marinara
Cast 1 disco nap
Cast 1 fire a badly romantic arrow
Cast 1 frigidalmatian
Cast 1 garbage nova
Cast 1 intimidating mien
Cast 1 jackasses' symphony of destruction
Cast 1 offensive joke
Cast 1 pastamastery
Cast 1 portscan
Cast 1 ravioli shurikens
Cast 1 rotten memories
Cast 1 sauce contemplation
Cast 1 sauceshell
Cast 1 scarysauce
Cast 1 shell up
Cast 1 song of bravado
Cast 1 spaghetti breakfast
Cast 1 spaghetti spear
Cast 1 spirit of garlic
Cast 1 stevedave's shanty of superiority
Cast 1 summon carrot
Cast 1 summon crimbo candy
Cast 1 summon holiday fun!
Cast 1 summon love stinkbug
Cast 1 tongue of the walrus
Cast 1 turbo
Cast 1 wink at
Cast 0 summon "boner battalion"

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| Total Casts | 1216
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| Total MP Spent | 12380
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MP GAINS
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Total mp gained: 10696

Inside Encounters: 2381
Starfish Familiars: 606
Resting: 4176
Outside Encounters: 5
Consumables: 3528

Level 1:
Inside Encounters: 0
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 20
Level 7:
Inside Encounters: -415
Starfish Familiars: 497
Resting: 119
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 110
Level 8:
Inside Encounters: 99
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 237
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 0
Level 9:
Inside Encounters: 109
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 984
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 9
Level 10:
Inside Encounters: 220
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 634
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 20
Level 11:
Inside Encounters: 387
Starfish Familiars: 109
Resting: 2202
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 5
Level 12:
Inside Encounters: 1950
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 5
Consumables: 2483
Level 13:
Inside Encounters: 31
Starfish Familiars: 0
Resting: 0
Outside Encounters: 0
Consumables: 881



EATING AND DRINKING AND USING
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Adventures gained eating: 253
Adventures gained drinking: 0
Adventures gained using: 73
Adventures gained rollover: 86

Ate 6 browser cookie (157 adventures gained) [402,344,297]
Ate 3 jumping horseradish (18 adventures gained) [95,58,47]
Ate 3 mouth-watering mayolus (23 adventures gained) [92,50,41]
Ate 1 fortune cookie (3 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Ate 1 grue egg omelette (25 adventures gained) [45,38,39]
Ate 1 optimal dog (6 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Ate 1 sleeping dog (13 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Ate 1 spaghetti breakfast (8 adventures gained) [0,0,0]


Used 2 astral energy drink (62 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Used 1 Unconscious Collective Dream Jar (8 adventures gained) [24,20,20]
Used 1 extra-strength strongness elixir [9,0,0]

Used 1 chest of the Bonerdagon [210,187,150]
Used 1 chocolate seal-clubbing club (3 adventures gained) [0,0,0]



MEAT
----------
Total meat gained: 105078
Total meat spent: 85816

Level 1:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 0
Meat gain outside Encounters: 0
Meat spent: 170
Level 7:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 1304
Meat gain outside Encounters: 2926
Meat spent: 5264
Level 8:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 0
Meat gain outside Encounters: 1510
Meat spent: 3012
Level 9:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 5619
Meat gain outside Encounters: 1767
Meat spent: 6795
Level 10:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 5465
Meat gain outside Encounters: 0
Meat spent: 270
Level 11:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 12626
Meat gain outside Encounters: 15862
Meat spent: 25957
Level 12:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 24789
Meat gain outside Encounters: 31892
Meat spent: 33327
Level 13:
Meat gain inside Encounters: 1318
Meat gain outside Encounters: 0
Meat spent: 11021

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