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great moments in chat

Post by VladimirPootin » Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:44 pm

hardcore channel wrote:VladimirPootin: woot day 2 oxy and i am level 9 with most quests done
VladimirPootin: almost level 10 actually
greycat: you should consider using a stat-gain familiar too, gab. -hic-
gab1093: wtf vlad, how did you do that
VladimirPootin: i gave the rng exactly 4 blowjobs, in quick succession, but not too quick
warebar: the 45 HC ascensions didn't hurt either, did they. :)
Speedwagon: In a row?!
gab1093: whats a blowjob?
warebar: *cough* and huffing 3 airs today
VladimirPootin: nonsense
Theophrastus: rarely does /hardcore make me laugh. Today was one of those days.
VladimirPootin: i huffed the air yesterday
warebar: ah. :)
VladimirPootin: like i said "not too quick"
VladimirPootin: he had to reload in between. i fed him bananas
gab1093: erm vlad whats a blowjob?
Theophrastus: that's a question for /newbie, gab
Meezer_Wrangler: Gab, that is oral sex on a man.
greycat: It's a sexual thing. -hic-
gab1093: whats oral sex?
greycat: oral means "with/of the mouth"
gab1093: omg...
gab1093: disgusting
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Post by VladimirPootin » Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:00 pm

hardcore channel wrote:The Pretender: not to be racist in any ways, but do any black people play KoL?
Fernando Bono: is not the color of your skin, is your nerdishness
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Post by VladimirPootin » Sun May 20, 2007 3:06 am

hardcore wrote:VladimirPootin takes a bow
VladimirPootin: weird that the in game leaderboards updated before koldb... that never happens
Hektor_Lordofsnapping: that is one fast run Vlad
NSurgnie: congrats Vlad.
Snave: They refresh monthly hough dont they?
Foicite: What, women?
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Post by dvmaprezson » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:40 am

hellraiser6969: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I HOPE ONE DAY I CAN FUCKING HACK YOUR ASS UP WITH AN AXE! HOLY FUCKING SHIT IF I GET INTO THE AIR FORCE AND GET A PLANE I AM TOTALLY BOMBING YOUR FUCKING
VladimirPootin: ass?
hellraiser6969: ASS! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF I GET COURT MARSHALLED AND PUT TO DEATH BECAUSE OF IT!


<3 hellraiser rants.
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Post by Mercenary9 » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:56 pm

dvmaprezson wrote:
hellraiser6969: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I HOPE ONE DAY I CAN FUCKING HACK YOUR ASS UP WITH AN AXE! HOLY FUCKING SHIT IF I GET INTO THE AIR FORCE AND GET A PLANE I AM TOTALLY BOMBING YOUR FUCKING
VladimirPootin: ass?
hellraiser6969: ASS! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF I GET COURT MARSHALLED AND PUT TO DEATH BECAUSE OF IT!


<3 hellraiser rants.


Ahh man I remember those...
After he said them I always said, I fucked your mom last night ;)
and he would get even more mad :p

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Post by Lord Stefano » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:42 pm

i missed it :cry:

AND I WASNT EVEN WL-WHORING AT THE TIME! :evil:
Damn lag making me leave chat *grumbling and cursing*
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Post by DarthDud » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:40 am

[23:32] darthDUD:
And also, Ned, the soul
mayflower is miasma
quite decent. heart
[23:33] Dvmaprezson: Of the four, the bucket comes dead last. That's all I'm gonna say.
[23:33] LaurDragon: Goes pretty well, thanks. How're you?
[23:33] NedFlanders: yeah, well I go by numbers not random charts, and 7-9 items even if you could pick the effect at 10 turns each is not better at all
[23:33] Knights Templer: whats the best one then?
[23:33] Dvmaprezson: Darth, you get the idea. Threads been moved private, though.
[23:33] TannenZaepfle: i wish the chef's hat would drop in the knob kitchens
[23:33] PsymonM77: Well, I'm getting slightly creeped out by my clan's conversation, but otherwise I am quite fantastical.
[23:33] Archayts: I'd like to see your numbers Ned...
[23:33] Dvmaprezson: Right now, bucket is #1. In 3 weeks....
[23:33] Dvmaprezson: It'll be dead last.
[23:34] Archayts: I've seen Dvma's and they come out nicely.
[23:34] darthDUD:
The bucket is blackness
better until loneliness
NS13. rain
[23:34] PsymonM77: ...z0mg. Not the bucket! No!
[23:34] FUzzy moNKeY logged off.
[23:34] PsymonM77: Bucket, I shall save you!
[23:35] SwordsDancer: Feeling a little emo there? :P
[23:35] NedFlanders: Why would it loose effectiveness?
[23:35] Knights Templer: after this HCO run what class should i get in next? i only have the mysticality classes left
[23:35] NedFlanders: heh
[23:35] darthDUD: For a variety of reasons, Ned.
[23:35] Dvmaprezson: The others would gain effectiveness.
[23:35] NedFlanders: ah, that convinces me!
[23:35] TheDoc: like the re-tooling of Familar levels
[23:36] darthDUD:
Plus, you know, torment
that attack despair
of the fear
bucket is anguish
reqlly quite soul
obnoxious, honestly despair
[23:36] NedFlanders: ah, yeah well the changes are all up in the air I thought, I have no idea what they will really do
[23:36] Dvmaprezson: Feeling moody, darth?
[23:36] SwordsDancer: hahaha

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Post by TrueEeviL » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:33 pm

Zaranthos on a speed argument I was having wrote:you're trying to teach quantum mechanics when you should be teaching "square block, square hole, round block, round hole". You took a wrong turn on your way to class professor.

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Post by TrueEeviL » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:55 pm

In /newbie:

TrueEeviL: Hey guys, check my new clan title. It is PERFECT!

"Clan: Alliance From Hell
Title: The elitist @sshole of /newbie"

finbarr saunders: LOL weevle, very amusing..now quit clan advertising in chat
TrueEeviL: finney, im not a advertisin. We find you, not the other way around
finbarr saunders: ahahahaha...what an elitist asshole you are

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Post by Mad Hamish » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:01 pm

asshole.

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Post by TrueEeviL » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:17 am

When pokemon multis come into /newbie i usually switch channels, but this is not one of those times:

"Mudkipz: Gravebone y u no liek mudkipz? :(

Narshe: How is making a bunch of pokemon based multis and overunning chat not multiabuse D:

Mudkipz: Yeah, it'd only be abuse if the person controlling all of the pokemon were banned and used the multis to get back into chat.

Mudkipz: Uh, I mean... i herd u liek mudkipz?"

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Post by Zurich » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:44 pm

Super long hardcore spoiler session
Johnny Uppercut: Hey all. Wow, this channel sure is full tonight
vonschiller: One of those dudes was really a cop.
Buttons: And Meryl Streep was behind it all the whole time.
starspiritgeno: It's spelled 'mashroomized'.
Fernando Bono: Leonor was affected during the travel so that's why he is immature !
vonschiller: Darth Vader knew it was Earth all along.
Phred Levi: You and your Earthbound references -hic-
Tannenzaepfle: shredder kills splinter.
Fernando Bono: Charles Heston really loves apes
Delekahn: it was colonel mustard with the gun in the billiard room!!!
acdr just wanted to wear some stainless on the occasion...
Agent Oracle: Donnie Dies.
Sauceror: with rat poison.
Zurich: Snape kills Dumbledore!
Buttons: (That was totally a The Devil Wears Prada spoiler, not The Manchurian Candidate.)
Zarkor_Rulerer_of_Chair: And then he gets hit in the head with a golf and wakes up, realizing it was all a dream!
Agent Oracle: Oh, wait, sorry, that was a real spoiler.
Neovanglist: Uppercut's question is mine, too
vonschiller: It's really Aeris' head in the box at the end of Se7en.
Cydian: Communism was just a red herring!
Fernando Bono: hehe this spoilers takes me back to my youth
JR Trolkin: Voldemort is really Harry Potter's father!
Tannenzaepfle: and then adam sandler's character gives a speech at the end and wins everybody over
Cydian: To make a long story short...
Phred Levi: Red Herrings were just red herrings
Fernando Bono: the Grinch stoles x-mas but changes at the end and joins in !
Delekahn: Fernando... you just spoiled the movie for me!!! :(
Phred Levi: You know what was a real Citizen Kane? Citizen Kane
Agent Oracle: THe Caddy wins the golf tournament.
vonschiller: Magus was really Bowser Jr. in Kirby's Dreamland.
Buttons: And it rains frogs!
Zurich: Soylent Green is peopleeeeeeeeeeeee!
Fernando Bono: delkhan , you havent watched the Grinch ?!
Neovanglist: Spike buys the other dude a muffin!
Lord Apolon: Also, Achilles DIES in the Iliad.
Agent Oracle: All 300 perish
Agent Oracle: Custer gets killed.
darkgreycat: The Titanic... sinks!
Zarkor_Rulerer_of_Chair: And as it turns out, you just think we are what you want us to be; The jock, The Brain, the popular girl, the burnout,......
Agent Oracle: The Allies win WWII.
Fernando Bono: Lordaeron and the Horde must join forces to save the world ! O_o
Fernando Bono: im out of spoilers...
vonschiller: Jack Black's band loses and then he kicks Baxter off a bridge.
Sauceror: the titanic sinks./
quentin mcalmott: Snape kills Trinity with rosebud! [link] http://xkcd.com/ c109.html
anOtherGrendel: darth is luke's father
Zarkor_Rulerer_of_Chair: Rosebud is a ghost!
ZeusBan: no, itsa trap!
Zurich: Neo is the one!
DISCokeir: ok, wer're srarting to loop on this one
darkgreycat: I did that one already, Sauceror.
Fernando Bono: Hannibal's first taste of human flesh was his "sestra" !
Cydian: Maybe we can start a Giggle Loop
Phred Levi: Made a cool 354,809 meat in a few hours
Buttons: I would totally spoil the Sopranos ending right now, but I don't think I know how to.
Fernando Bono: sestra means sister in croatian
flatluigi: giggle loop?
LaurDragon: Not the Giggle Loop!
DISCokeir: fade to black?

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Post by TrueEeviL » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:35 pm

/newbie wrote:Fantabulous:The vibrators, that is. Random phallic objects are pretty easy to get a hold of.
Sir Pantsalot: Pretty bad
Kurt_Ambrose: [shouting]
DiscoBlahBlah: Wrong, fanta. Kids can buy them in any Spencers Gifts in any mall in America.
smelly1516: rly
fantabulous: I wasn't aware spencer's gifts actually sold penetration worthy vibrators. -hic-
DiscoBlahBlah: Fanta, they do.
Tilanol: Hello!
fantabulous: I'm aware you can get oversized novelty condoms and wind up hopping severed penises there.
TrueEeviL: haha..fanta. Times like this is why your not baleeted.
DiscoBlahBlah: Fanta, go check the website. They have actual toys.
Tilanol: Goodbye!
stickmonkey wasnt aware spencers was that pervy of a store.
Sir Pantsalot: I didn't need to know that
Pink Rabbit: hopping severed penises? christ i am crying here
Belgarion670: Stick, what do you do. ><
TrueEeviL: stick monkey..Joke?
Sir Pantsalot gouges out his eyes
Belgarion670: Spencers? Not pervy? Ahahaha!
akosiboo: i know.. why the topic?
triSuit: that's pretty funny
Belgarion670: THAT is pretty damn funny.
Pink Rabbit: spencers invented pervy
stickmonkey: No joke. I mean I knew they sold pornographic merchandise, but that shit too? They let children in there!
fantabulous: I did check. Apparently they do have some vibrators for sale.
DiscoBlahBlah: Stick, you are so very naive.
Sir Pantsalot: The youth are subjected to such obscenity...
sillysally laughs.. stickmonkey, They might let children in there, but I sure don't let any children I know in there...
DiscoBlahBlah: And like 20 kinds of lube. And edible clothing.
Pink Rabbit: yes, fanta, and they do on the floor as well
JadeBlue55: I have a orange
lustaprimavista: @pants, yes we are.
Melissa: fuck you mod!go ahead,ban me!i give a shit!
Arielanna DragonBlood: they let children into hooters too. :) -hic-
MAthweN: I went in there when I was like six once.
lustaprimavista: and those edible underwear, are nastyyyyyyy.
DiscoBlahBlah: Where else can you pick up a Family Guy t-shirt and a candy g-string!? <3 Spencers.
MAthweN: I never have liked that store.
Melissa: oh ya!
stickmonkey: They have edible clothing? WTF?
MAthweN: Hooters is different. It's more subtle.
redpot: Well that was a pleasant message to enter upon
Sir Pantsalot: I mean, it doesn't take a genius to search for porn online
fantabulous: I'm a bit disappointed that they don't sell dildos, though.
Pink Rabbit: stick, take a deep breath and look around
MAthweN: Ahem. We're going whore-fishing in the mall with a giant g-string.
JayRandom: Hooters isn't really anything... dodgy though? It's just big-chested women bringing you mediocre food, right?
Sir Pantsalot: Then again, I trust in the integrety of people
MAthweN: Correct, Jay.
Pink Rabbit: i bought my purple BoB there, fanta
DiscoBlahBlah: Hahahaha, Mathwen.
starksroadkill33: my aunt thought my cousin was gay and made his dad bring him to hooters..
Belgarion670: Fanta... That's a bit to much...
albassoon: most of them aren't even that big-chested Jay
fantabulous: mathwen: For fun, or has your taste in women changed?
Sir Pantsalot: Jay, you'll spend so much ooling, you won't care how the food tastes.
Belgarion670: It's funny and entertaining pervy... Not full sex shop...
MAthweN: Some of my friends went to a gay bar in downtown NYC on the choir trip.
Sir Pantsalot: What is the reason for existance? -hic-
MAthweN: Haha, fanta.
stickmonkey: My mom wont let me go to hooters. I didnt understand why until I saw the bad news bears.....
fantabulous: bella: They just have to sell the ridiculously large ones as novelty toys.
Belgarion670: Last time I was at one I spent like 30 minutes staring at a strobe light....
MAthweN: No, we have this infamous 4XL red g-string that I got as a gag gift a few years ago. Along with a bib that says "I <3 Grandpa!"
MAthweN: So we decided that it would be great fun to go to the mall, rig it up on a piece of fishing line, and hang it over the balcony.
MAthweN: And see if anyone tries to take it.
stickmonkey: Belg, they are using subliminal messaging, man. They try to brainwash you so you dont remember the aliens!
MAthweN: It's part of Ransack-Fest '07/
fantabulous: Is that going to catch whores? Or fat men that want to try on the gstring?
Sir Pantsalot: Alright
Belgarion670: Aliens are fun...
SeXy ThinG falls into chat
Pink Rabbit: no aliens, no, it never happened
Sir Pantsalot: Man, everything rains into chat nowadays
Fuzzie twiddles thumbs.
Sir Pantsalot: No way
Sir Pantsalot: Luck
triSuit: just a little all over the place..
Sir Pantsalot notices it spits out a $20
Sir Pantsalot: Score!
DiscoBlahBlah: Bella, I'd rather go to Spencers with you. I was there once when they caught a guy using the pin mold sculpting thing on his peen. There isn't enough Lysol in the world to return that to the display
fantabulous: I find that kind of amusing, DBB.
SeXy ThinG smacks chat floor
Belgarion670: Hahaha, Disco...
triSuit: entertaining for the most part though :)
Pink Rabbit: no, stick, no aliens, no probe, nothing happened
fantabulous: I'd hate to be a sales clerk there when it happened, though.
Belgarion670: I have one of those in my room. ^_^
DiscoBlahBlah: I knew you would, Fanta.
MAthweN: There's one thing in Spencers that I might buy. It's a russian roulette table that randomly shocks people
DiscoBlahBlah: It was a chick a couple years older than him who caught him. He was beet red.
ansoRATH: Gahahaa!
fantabulous: "Sir. I'm not going to wrap that up for you or even bag it, but you just bought it. Credit or debit?" -hic-
DiscoBlahBlah: His face. Not his peen.
MAthweN: So now my room smells bad.
fantabulous: His penis was probably slightly inflamed from the pins.

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Post by TrueEeviL » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:49 pm

AIM wrote:***** (9:21:31 PM): my friend on facebook
***** (9:21:35 PM): my roomie
***** (9:21:44 PM): he says his religous views are pastafarian
***** (9:21:50 PM): KOL perhaps?
***** (9:21:58 PM): i dont wanna ask him and feel like an idiot
TrueEeviL (9:23:34 PM): I doubt it
TrueEeviL (9:24:31 PM): Thats a internet religion. Your room mate might be like [name].
***** (9:24:32 PM): really?
***** (9:24:33 PM): k
***** (9:29:55 PM): sowhats the internet religion?
***** (9:29:59 PM): pastafarian
***** (9:30:03 PM): whats that all about
TrueEeviL (9:30:37 PM): Hold on
***** (9:30:58 PM): k
TrueEeviL (9:31:16 PM): http://www.venganza.org/
TrueEeviL (9:31:21 PM): Official religion site
***** (9:31:16 PM): thanx
***** (9:34:24 PM): wow
***** (9:34:30 PM): is it like a joke thingy
***** (9:34:41 PM): or do people really honestly like hardcore believe it
TrueEeviL (9:36:17 PM): Everything has fanatics. Like fucking Peta
***** (9:36:24 PM): good point
***** (9:36:40 PM): i hope my roomie isnt like 10% commited to this
***** (9:36:41 PM): lol
TrueEeviL (9:37:15 PM): He actually rigs bombs that use meatball as shrapnel.

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Post by TrueEeviL » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:32 am

[clan] TrueEeviL: I admit, I use NO. I cant spell your name >_>
[clan] Testudinata: so add my name down your contact list
[clan] TrueEeviL: Thats too easy <3

8)

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Post by dvmaprezson » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:06 pm

[trade] rdvon: I'm selling spray paint! 2000 meat!!!!! what an amazing price!

private to rdvon: omg where did u get it frum?

rdvon (private): It's super secret... 2000 meat :)

private to rdvon: y only 2000 meat 4 it if its supa sekrit?

rdvon (private): because I think you are awesome.

private to rdvon: o ok how many u got n wut do it do?

rdvon (private): it's 2000 in my market :D

private to rdvon: ...wut?

private to rdvon: i wunna buy em all

rdvon (private): you obviously dont need 2000, mr. 19,352,349

rdvon (private): lol

private to rdvon: o dat cam frum mmg just duble when u loze n u make meet.

private to rdvon: meat i mean

rdvon (private): what is mmg? :|

private to rdvon: in da casino u just bet ur meet n u can win more meat like duble of it.

rdvon (private): what if i lose it all :[

rdvon (private): where do i get the casino pass? lol

private to rdvon: sum1 sent me mine.

[trade] rdvon: buyin a casino pass pm me plz
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Post by Flolle » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:49 pm

I think quite a few braincells of mine commited suicide seconds ago. :shock:

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Post by feng shweez » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:56 am

TrueEeviL wrote:[clan] TrueEeviL: I admit, I use NO. I cant spell your name >_>
[clan] Testudinata: so add my name down your contact list
[clan] TrueEeviL: Thats too easy <3

It's OK, eEe, I use N.O. too. You feel dirty about supporting the man for awhile, but eventually your soul withers away and it's not so bad.

Just don't start using IocaineBot--that's the point of no return.
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Post by Mad Hamish » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:24 pm

But IocaineBot is so fast. And online.
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Post by Zurich » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:12 am

Me on AIM wrote wrote:Dude, if a deaf person watched me masturbate, they'd think I was saying jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj


for memory:
oh_the_wit: you know you want the wang, zurich
leopardqueen: Okay, we won't wang you
Queen Diem: unless you want us to

Zurich: Amnesia Week.
Zurich: Why have one holiday when you can have 7?!?!
Speedwagon: Nah, we had Amnesia Week last month.
Corwin: did we? I forgot

dvmApRezSON: I need a drink, gentlemen, brb.
brb: Oh God no not the gorilla suit.
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Post by TrueEeviL » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:58 am

~10% of the students here are deaf, since we house the National Technological institute of the Deaf. Thus I cant find that funny.

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Post by TrueEeviL » Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:42 pm

"Hogulus (private): Don't have much money [for KOLumbus] :-(
private to Hogulus: Hustle?
Hogulus (private): heh
private to Hogulus: Mom..I need $90 for a CS2 final study guide.
private to Hogulus: Boom, ticket.
Hogulus (private): Nah. She's already sent me 1000 for books and some of my laptop's cost, and I've gone through most of that.
private to Hogulus: Hey grandma, Met a nice girl and want to take her out. Can I have $50, im broke *cry*
private to Hogulus: That better?
Hogulus (private): Naaah >.>
Hogulus (private): <- wuss
private to Hogulus: Hey, random stranger, Im a single dad and trying to support my son while his bitch mother ran off. PLEASE help me *cry*
private to Hogulus: Dotn need to know anyone.
Hogulus (private): hahaha
private to Hogulus: See dude, its not hard. >_>"


I know its wrong to quote yourself but it was too funny for an on the fly thing to pass up.

Mod Edit: Stop double posting, ya postwhore. :P
Mod re-edit: I will double post when I see fit. Not like I mod this forum anyway :lol:
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Post by MCS117 » Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:26 pm

feng shweez wrote:
TrueEeviL wrote:[clan] TrueEeviL: I admit, I use NO. I cant spell your name >_>
[clan] Testudinata: so add my name down your contact list
[clan] TrueEeviL: Thats too easy <3

It's OK, eEe, I use N.O. too. You feel dirty about supporting the man for awhile, but eventually your soul withers away and it's not so bad.


Be nice to Test! Actually, try Binary! Binary is so kewl. And you get a free Mr. A every time you use her! Not really...(the part about the Mr. A is a lie, but the rest is true!)

[trade] the_Great_Password: Auction for 1 ancient Magi-Wipes and 5 wussiness potions starting bid is 5k
[trade] the_Great_Password: sorry starting bid is 20k PM me for a bid to win
[trade] Highwaywoman: um, ancient magi-wipes and wussiness potions are each worth 100 meat, tops
[trade] the_Great_Password: nnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa
[trade] Mod Warning: the_Great_Password has been banned from the chat (4 hours).
[trade] scorpionxx: lol
[trade] MeNgCiLiAnG points and laughs


[trade] Gbabes: Id like to warn everyone against doing business with BlackJackKoL, he gave me a MMG loan, and then kept the items.
[trade] Gbabes: Umm..i could be mistaken
[trade] BlackJackkol: Ah.. If you have a problem.. Please talk to me about it before making claims.. I did return your collat
[trade] Gbabes: Im an ass. Apparently I added him to ignore list
[trade] Gbabes: So dont do business with me!
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Post by Mad Hamish » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:59 pm

Apparently I need a divorce lawyer for my BM ascension coach.

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[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo: It's not so bad, not much else to fill liver with at that level. And your run will be long enough that all of those martini's will be well worth it.
[clan] Mad Hamish: all the vodka will likely go to WCs, cuz I'm suboptimal like that
[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo cries
[clan] Mad Hamish: I'm sorry Kujj... I didn't really mean it, of course I'd never prioritize PvP over ascension <.<
[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo: Liar! You care nothing about optimization or good adventure yields! Your empty promises mean nothing to me!
[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo storms out!
[clan] Mad Hamish: baby! baby! I made a spreadsheet... just for you
[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo sniffles.
[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo: Can you really put the mini's behind you? I'm just not sure I can trust you anymore...
[clan] Mad Hamish hides his freshly picked burnt flower behind his back.
[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo: Ignoring my pies because "you've already eaten one this month"... skipping a night of drinking with me for your damn canadians...
[clan] Mad Hamish: of course I can
[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo: And your refusal to wear my ring because of the poor stats?!?
[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo sighs
[clan] Mad Hamish: well, I do only have 3 accessory slots
[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo: That's it! I've had it!
[clan] KujjieKujjieKoo baleets Mad Hamish... forever....
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Post by dvmaprezson » Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:14 pm

haha niceee.
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Post by ScorpionX » Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:20 pm

that was HILARIOUS!
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Post by MrJolly123 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:59 pm

lol
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Post by TrueEeviL » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:30 pm

Not too bad. 4/5

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Post by DarthDud » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:52 pm

private to Archayts: I think I lose badly, yesterday went awful.
Archayts (private): Awful how?
private to Archayts: Horrible RNG everywhere, I played poorly. Missed semi-rare. Other stuff.
private to Archayts: Did you listen to the show? :p
Archayts (private): I can't get weirdo radio files to work.
Archayts (private): I have no idea how to use weirdo audio dealies as I don't have playlists on my computer.
private to Archayts: You could have asked :p
Archayts (private): I have no idea how to use weirdo audio dealies as I don't have playlists on my computer.
Archayts (private): I have no idea how to use weirdo audio dealies as I don't have playlists on my computer.
private to Archayts: I get the point already! ;)
Archayts (private): Eh, it's rare enough that I want/need to use it that I haven't bothered.
private to Archayts: But you missed *ME*!!!! :-)
Archayts (private): Eh, it's rare enough that I want/need to use it that I haven't bothered.
Archayts (private): Eh, it's rare enough that I want/need to use it that I haven't bothered.
Archayts (private): Eh, it's rare enough that I want/need to use it that I haven't bothered.
Archayts (private): Chat is fucking up on me something vicious...
Archayts (private): Chat is fucking up on me something vicious...
Archayts (private): Chat is fucking up on me something vicious...

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Post by TrueEeviL » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:10 pm

Fizzay: You wanna be my bitch?
eskimopie: oh Mr. Moderator, Fizzay did profanity!!!
Fizzay: Think the moderator really gives a flying fuck if I swear?
Flinkle: Oh my God! Profanity! In my fucking chatroom?
TrueEeviL: Fizzy did profanity? What the fuck dude?
Flinkle: Fizz, you must stop that immediately, goddammit.
CDevil: What the fuck, Fizzay. Do you have to always fucking swear so goddamn much? You fucking disgrace.
Fizzay: I'm so fucking sorry. ;__;
JLE: Eskimopie, "bitch" is not profanity in and of itself.
JLE: also there is a profanity filter, for a fucking reason.
amounra: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
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Post by dvmaprezson » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:19 pm

:lol:
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Post by TrueEeviL » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:04 am

[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: so the consensus on the hat rack?
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Hangs hats fairly well.
[valhalla] Kurasuke: 03/01/08 10:59:42 PM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob.
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: grats
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Sweet!
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Days Played (this run): 113. Its a long term goal for me :(
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: must be lol
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: my seat creaks when i sit down...that's not good is it (no i'm not fat)
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: No, but you should still lay off the twinkies just incase >_>
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: That is, of course a joke. Just a not funny one.
[valhalla] The Kaiser: yeah, buoybottoms!
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Dude, come on, enough fat jokes. This isnt /valhatred
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: this is /valhalla, if i can't handle a few jokes i wouldnt be in here, this also aint the peacecorps
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: although thank you for trying to help
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Really? Then I was lied to. Want this uniform back?
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: wash it first.
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Im clean thx very much >:(
[valhalla] DragonKing: liar
[valhalla] Underfoot looks in vain for someone to cuddle with.
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Says the guy with an animal skeleton as his familiar. Defiantly unsanitary.
[valhalla] DragonKing: i never claimed to be clean
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Well if yoru not clean you cant judge others. Thats, like, golden rule #6.
[valhalla] DragonKing: rules are meant to be broken
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Your a rebel for sure.
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: One day you will taste the power of a fully armed legal battlestation. it will be a sad day.
[valhalla] DragonKing: damn right
[valhalla] DragonKing puts on his shades hops on his motorcycle and drives away
[valhalla] Underfoot: And by 'one day' you mean 'sometime in 2008'
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Yeah, he'll be under the foot of the law
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: see what I did there? It was a pun on your name.
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl smacks true upside the head
[valhalla] Underfoot: I see exactly what you did, yes.
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Hey, is it bad that when I looked at you player picture the first thing I saw was the Dr Pepper?
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: >_<
[valhalla] Underfoot: And believe me, you have very effectively lowered my opinon of you.
[valhalla] Underfoot: ...And then it went back up again.
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: lol
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Rollercoaster style. Thats how I roll.
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: *badum-cha*
[valhalla] Underfoot: How many cans did you see, TrueE?
[valhalla] Underfoot: (back down, btw)
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Im gonna say one, but I refuse to check again on principal.
[valhalla] Underfoot: further down...
[valhalla] MorningLightMountain: Hey, I'm figthing in the gallery. Should I use a dandy lion(for the healing) or a minion?
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: 0 cans? Im so confused.
[valhalla] Underfoot: No. I mean my opinion of you went further down.
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Is minion Cheshire or Pixie?
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Oh man. Its dropping like its hot.
[valhalla] Underfoot: No, it's more "dropping like the mercury in a thermometer"
[valhalla] Underfoot: because I am feeling increasingly cold towards you
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Thats all good, just dont drop the Murcury thermometer. Its not safe
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: the only reason i'm not saddened by that comment undie, is because it's slightly scientifical
[valhalla] DragonKing: true that
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: I both misspelled and miscapitalized mercury.
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: hear, hear for appropriate mercury handling
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: "Safety first" is my middle name Jim.
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: so your parents really did hate you evil?
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: my middle name is "wow i'm seein some crazy shiiiiat from handling that mercury"
[valhalla] Underfoot: Not to put too fine a point on it, but that would be two names, TrueE.
[valhalla] DragonKing: thats a rather long miiddle name
[valhalla] DragonKing: jim*
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Drefan, its more of the other way around.
[valhalla] Underfoot: ^^^what he said.
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: fwiw, i tried to discuss my love of lesbians to foodcourt. they were unresponsive. I will not pursue this. But I am surprised by their prudeness.
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: well you are a livign reminder to them evil
[valhalla] Underfoot: Meh, Lightning. I know that people in here are pretty favorable of lesbiphilia.
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Jim, I point you toward /newbie for that.
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: true eevil: how cruel.
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Whats cruel?
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: directing me to newbie for anything whatsoever related towards women who have decided something bout their sexual preference.
[valhalla] The Kaiser: come on stupid lion oil, drop!
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl sexes the rng up for kaiser
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: that is objectively cruel. Or completely randome. either or.
[valhalla] The Kaiser: thanks Dref, thats what the RNG needed, cause it just dropped
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Have you ever been to newbie at this hour? its all about sex changes and tits. Thats why Ive been there for 3 years.
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: the rng only wants some sweet loving dude.
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: haven't been there in a while lol I LOVE sex changing and tits.
[valhalla] DragonKing: ... and also a few ritual sacrifices
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Your loss. Newbie > all other channels. Hard.
[valhalla] The Kaiser: does Dr Awkward scale? cause the wiki says barely anything about him at all
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: I've listened to /newbie. It hurrrrts.
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Thats just because your a newbie at /newbie. It takes tiem to learn how it works :)
[valhalla] Lightning Jim: I think thats a distinction without a difference. Boooooo.
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: I think your not making sense to me. Words are there, but they mean nothing ;_;
[valhalla] The Kaiser: tango of terror completely obliterated Dr Awkward
[valhalla] Drefan_Rahl: not a first for you is it truueevil?
[valhalla] TrueEeviL: Drefan, sometimes I dont know what words mean. I cheated the Alter of literacy. Is that bad?

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Post by VladimirPootin » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:18 am

TrueEeviL: Vlad, you're a hero of men
[b]AFH: Now with more [i]new and improved[/i] moral ambiguity![/b]

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Post by csemaj » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:34 am

[03:13] csemaj: bleh, i'm earning like 20K/3hours, exploiting the oil/tools shortage on steepe
[03:13] dvmApRezSON: sometimes it's better to run.
[03:13] dvmApRezSON: I'm running tools from alpha to steppe
[03:13] tbell30: got 7k from the battle... -hic-
[03:13] dvmApRezSON: and oil, if you know what I mean.
[03:13] tbell30: armor is cheaper then that
[03:13] csemaj: sexual oil?
[03:13] csemaj: is that what you mean?
[03:13] csemaj: :)
[03:13] dvmApRezSON: I knew that was coming.
[03:14] csemaj: awww
[03:14] tbell30: dvma's running KY :P
[03:14] csemaj: would have been perfect there
[03:14] dvmApRezSON liquidates another loan.
[03:14] dvmApRezSON: I am not running ky... i'm leaki.... errr.
[03:15] csemaj: o_O
[03:15] tbell30: O.O
[03:15] dvmApRezSON: ...I'm down to 1 armor, heh heh heh.
[03:15] dvmApRezSON headdesks
[03:15] dvmApRezSON: this riding crop is funny, if you know what I mean.
[03:16] dvmApRezSON: and it acts a lot.


A little skyrates discussion went down hill fast...

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Post by Flolle » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:14 pm

[02:20] Kazzles: im done for now
[02:20] csemaj: hidey ho clanerinos!
[02:20] Kazzles: stupid flandereses
[02:20] KujjieKujjieKoo: evening cse, evening all. -hic-
[02:20] Tzabor: hi
[02:21] Flolle: Kujjie, sing me a lullaby!
[02:21] Flolle can't sleep. T.T
[02:22] KujjieKujjieKoo: I'm not much for songs... but I can read you a story!
[02:22] Flolle: Oooooh, please do!
[02:23] Flolle: Hamster Herby and the crazy derby!
[02:23] KujjieKujjieKoo: Good thing I've got all these memorized, eh?
[02:23] Flolle: or was it something different than crazy ...
[02:23] KujjieKujjieKoo: That one is not stored in the memory banks.
[02:24] Flolle: Never read Calvin&Hobbes? ;)
[02:25] KujjieKujjieKoo: of course I have. =P
[02:26] KujjieKujjieKoo: Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie
[02:27] Flolle: Huh, looks between german translation is quite a bit different ... :o
[02:27] KujjieKujjieKoo: heh, I guess so.
[02:28] Flolle: Damn sword! >:-(
[02:28] Flolle goes within beyond wang himself ...
[02:29] Flolle has used a WANG on you
[02:30] Flolle: "Flolle has used a WANG on you"
[02:30] Flolle: Stupid chat effects.
[02:31] KujjieKujjieKoo: really Flo... if you feel the need to wang yourself...
Lord Stefano logged on.
[02:31] KujjieKujjieKoo: please, please... we don't need to know about it.
[02:32] Flolle: blah blah <- that's all I see you writing there. :P
[02:33] KujjieKujjieKoo: =P
[02:33] KujjieKujjieKoo: yeah yeah... germans must not have a good translation for TMI. =P
[02:33] KujjieKujjieKoo: Anyway!
Raccoon logged on.
[02:34] KujjieKujjieKoo Flolle bear was brumbly. He didn't want to go to bed. He didn't want a bath. And he didn't want to kiss his mom and dad goodnight.
[02:34] KujjieKujjieKoo "Come on grumly bear" said his dad. "A big bear kiss for mom, a big bear kiss for dad, then bath and bed".
[02:34] KujjieKujjieKoo: "No" said Flolle bear, but he padded slowly over to his mom and gave her a big kiss anyway.
[02:35] KujjieKujjieKoo "Now what about a big bear kiss for me?" said his dad. "No" said Flolle bear. "No kisses for daddy".
[02:36] KujjieKujjieKoo "Oh" said daddy, picking up Flolle bear and lifting him high. "How about a giraffe kiss instead?"
[02:36] Kazzles: this is creepy -hic-
[02:36] KujjieKujjieKoo Baby giraffes give their daddies long, tall kisses like this... "No" said Flolle bear, "No giraffe kisses for daddy".
[02:37] KujjieKujjieKoo Oh dear said daddy, carrying Flolle bear up the stairs. How about a koala kiss instead? Baby koalas give their daddies cuddly, clingy kisses like this...
[02:37] KujjieKujjieKoo No said Flolle bear, no koala kisses for daddy.
[02:37] Flolle: No, this is awesome! =D
[02:38] Raccoon: wha?? AFH story time? -hic-
[02:38] KujjieKujjieKoo That's a shame said daddy as he filled the tub. How about a crocodile kiss instead? Baby crocodiles give their daddies snappy, watery kisses, like this....
[02:38] KujjieKujjieKoo No said Flolle bear, no crocodile kisses for daddy.
Bazzle logged on.
[02:39] KujjieKujjieKoo Maybe that's just as well said daddy, as he rubbed them both dry. How about a bat kiss instead? Baby bats give their daddies upside down kisses, like this...
[02:39] KujjieKujjieKoo No said baby bear, no bat kisses for daddy.
[02:39] Bazzle: What did I just walk in on?
[02:40] Flolle: Daddy sure gets no love. :o -hic-
[02:40] KujjieKujjieKoo That's ok said daddy, as he gave Flolle bear his toothbrush. How about a tiger kiss instead? Baby tigers give their daddies stripy, growly kisses, like this...
[02:40] snarles2: bears don't give kisses, they give bear hugs.duh
[02:40] KujjieKujjieKoo No growled baby bear. No tiger kisses for daddy.
[02:41] KujjieKujjieKoo Very well said his daddy, as he helped baby bear with his pajamas. How about a monkey kiss instead? Baby monkies give their daddies jumpy, wriggly kisses like this...
[02:41] KujjieKujjieKoo No giggles Flolle bear, no monkey kisses for daddy.
Alrik logged on.
[02:43] KujjieKujjieKoo Oh my said daddy, as he tucked Flolle bear into bed. How about a mouse kiss instead? Baby mice give their daddies tiny, whiskery kisses, like this...
TrueEeviL logged off.
[02:43] KujjieKujjieKoo No squeaked Flolle bear, no kisses for daddy.
[02:44] KujjieKujjieKoo No kisses for daddy at all then? He sighed and started to walk away. "Daddy" cried Flolle bear. "Yes?" said daddy bear. "I do have something for you!" "What is it?" asked his dad?
[02:44] KujjieKujjieKoo A big bear hug, and a big bear kiss too!
[02:44] Alrik: Uh-huh. What an odd time to walk into clan.
[02:45] KujjieKujjieKoo: <that's like, the best goodnight story for a daddy. Also, was linked in the anything & everything forum, for those who want the at-home game.>
[02:45] Raccoon: LOL.
[02:46] Flolle: Awesome! :D
[02:46] Flolle: This will take a very special place in my heart and harddrive, Kujjie! :D
[02:47] Kazzles: im afraid I have to kill you now
[02:47] Kazzles: with fire
[02:47] Flolle: But it didn't help me getting more sleepy. Laughing isn't good for that. >.>
[02:49] KujjieKujjieKoo: =)

Best bedtime story ever! :D

Edit: For the daddies!

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Post by bizkut » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:08 pm

Flolle wrote:Best bedtime story ever! :D

Edit: For the daddies!


Hahaha, that's great, but did you have to post a bedtime story when I'm working on a Term Paper at midnight?

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Post by Flolle » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:18 pm

[21:42] Flolle: Oh course, an interface update comes finally around, and I can't use it ... >:-(
[21:43] ScorpionX: you can't?
[21:43] ScorpionX: non-standard browser?
[21:43] Flolle is an Opera user.
[21:44] Flolle: And I believe Opera above be a standard browser. >:-(
[21:44] Flolle: But numbers are used on tab navigation there.
[21:45] csemaj: poor opera users...
[21:45] csemaj used to be one
[21:45] KujjieKujjieKoo giggles with glee as Kujjie is now one step closer to being able to play KoL with just a gamepad controller!
[21:45] ScorpionX: and that is important because of your birth defect?
[21:46] Flolle has used a WANG on you
[21:46] ScorpionX: heh, the buttons on the side of my mouse shift the hotkey rows
[21:46] csemaj: motherfucking mafia...
[21:47] Flolle: That would be pretty annoying to me. :o
[21:47] csemaj: i have the protect against clover usage option on, but the god damn thing is still using clovers
[21:47] csemaj: 3 in a row
[21:47] KujjieKujjieKoo: It's important because I'll be able to kick my chair back in full recline mode, without having to stretch my keyboard and mouse over, then find somewhere that the mouse can sit on.
[21:47] ScorpionX: doh
[21:47] KujjieKujjieKoo: Just plug the controller in, lean back, and kick ass. =)
[21:48] ScorpionX: so can you easily toggle the adventure again link?
[21:48] KujjieKujjieKoo: I had that happen today too cse... picked up some more uberpants instead of the lunchbox I was expecting. -hic-
[21:48] Flolle: But then you can't chat! D:
[21:48] KujjieKujjieKoo will have to get really good with those chat macros.
[21:48] KujjieKujjieKoo tries to figure out how to macro "Oh Flolle, you're so silly..."
[21:48] ScorpionX: who really wants to talk to you turd sandwiches anyway... ;)
[21:49] Flolle: On chat macros ...
[21:49] Flolle: Row, row, row your boat
[21:49] Flolle: gently down the stream.
[21:49] Flolle: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
[21:49] Flolle: life is but a dream.
[21:49] Flolle: :D
[21:49] KujjieKujjieKoo: Or, I could just learn to chat like eEe. "hi CLAM", "bye CLAM", "$#@$#% RNG".... -hic-
[21:49] ScorpionX: hot -hic-
[21:49] ScorpionX: oops...
[21:49] KujjieKujjieKoo: oh, and "JAZZ!"
[21:49] ScorpionX: HOT TRANNY MESS!
[21:50] csemaj: does he have those set as macros? i thought he just had tourettes
[21:51] csemaj: *sigh* what to do, what to do...
[21:51] KujjieKujjieKoo: Yeah, I think it's the later... but you could probably translate eEe language into a handful of chat macros.
[21:51] csemaj: i was thinking about doing an HCO run, however i don't have the sniff tome quite yet
[21:51] KujjieKujjieKoo: Pretty much the same end result.

Funny and true! ;)

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Post by TrueEeviL » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:05 pm

Im so loved, it makes me warm and fuzzy inside. Well, maybe not fuzzy and probably not very warm either.

YAY CLAM!!!1!one!!

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Post by NotJim » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:02 pm

I bet Flolle is tasty.

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Post by Flolle » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:23 pm

Huh? o.O

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Post by bizkut » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:02 pm

TrueEeviL wrote:Im so loved, it makes me warm and fuzzy inside. Well, maybe not fuzzy and probably not very warm either.

/3

fix'd.

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Post by KujjieKujjieKoo » Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:16 pm

AFHk wrote:[clan] Tiny Plastic Pascal: Are you an Arrogant Bastard, Alrik?
[clan] Alrik: I'm a Double Bastard sometimes, Pascal.

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Post by TrueEeviL » Sun May 04, 2008 5:17 am

TrueEeviL wrote:suzlee: hey people, my meat has declined dramatically... can somebody explain why?
TrueEeviL: suzlee, cold shower?
suzlee: sorry?
TrueEeviL: Me too.

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Post by KujjieKujjieKoo » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:56 pm

[clan] darkgreycat: Huh. They forgot past fuck from that preposition "toward".
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Post by TrueEeviL » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:51 pm

Fallen Angel Doll: Stop with the taping mee! >.<
RyuTheNinja taps Fallen
TrueEeviL: Everytime I tap a girl I generate **** of white mana. its weird because I consider myself a Blue or Black mage.
Rev3nge: TrueE, that was quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard all night.
GT1: lmao

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Post by KujjieKujjieKoo » Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:55 pm

[clan] brb: PENIS PENIS PENIS
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Post by zomg » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:24 pm

KujjieKujjieKoo wrote:[clan] brb: PENIS PENIS PENIS

deusnoctum: You are a scholar and a gentlemen, brb.

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Post by lordhades15 » Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:31 pm

dvmApRezSON: One mistake in all this time of leading the clan aint bad. Not everybody can be a perfect clan leader like myself.
j12601 wrote: Turns are now sub-optimal. It is a brand new fucking day.

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Post by bizkut » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:26 pm

I lol'd.

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Post by lordhades15 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:23 pm

KujjieKujjieKoo: Maybe Uncle Crimbo will be nice to you this year. =P

Ceirdwyn: hmm wasn't it that he is only nice to nice girls? ;)

KujjieKujjieKoo: Just depends on what kind of presents you're asking for. =)

Ceirdwyn will get a huuuuge black coal for what she will do to her kitteh this night :)
j12601 wrote: Turns are now sub-optimal. It is a brand new fucking day.

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Post by Friederike » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:53 am

[20:54] Ceirdwyn: hmpf, somehow www3 crashed for me
[20:54] LordHades15: sorry :(
[20:55] LordHades15 was trying to haxx0r the game again ;)
...
[21:11] Jorgensen: Anyone having a problem getting the main pane to load?
[21:11] Ceirdwyn: hmm does anybody also have broken adventures?
[21:12] Jorgensen: yeah...
[21:12] Sir Cheddar: yeah
[21:12] Ceirdwyn: only get a blank frame
[21:12] AntiPasta: yep, me too, just now
[21:12] Kevlar: this doesn't bode well for tomorrow
[21:12] Sir Cheddar: jick forgot to pay the power bill?
[21:12] AFH: [bmaher] main page loads for me
[21:12] System Message: We're aware of the current problems and are working to fix them now.

I wish there was an emoticon that raises one eyebrow...

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Post by Lord Stefano » Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:13 am

Friederike wrote:I wish there was an emoticon that raises one eyebrow...


like this? --> 0.o

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Post by feng shweez » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:25 am

I know it's not from chat...but I figured Kmail would suffice.

Feng's kmail wrote:From dvmApRezSON (#502182) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Wednesday, December 03, 2008, 03:25AM

If I'm irrelevant, I'd hate to know what you've become. Or, for the matter, what N.O. has become, besides probably the most overrated clan in the game.

Drop me a kmail once you... achieve something, eh?

<3 <3 dvma <3
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Post by Mad Hamish » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:18 am

But seriously, though, Feng. When are you gonna start achieving something? Life's not just booze, football and cable, y'know?
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Post by feng shweez » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:21 am

Mad Hamish wrote:Life's not just booze, football and cable, y'know?

Lies.

All you are is mustaches and lies.
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Post by Mad Hamish » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:48 pm

The upper lip is bare now :shock: Probably not for long. I miss it.
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Post by Manendra » Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:29 pm

deusnoctum: invincible exploding crabs, apparently
deusnoctum: sounds like the worst STD ever

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Post by kevbob » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:28 am

Mad Hamish wrote:But seriously, though, Feng. When are you gonna start achieving something?


so THAT's why fenger started hanging out in the ROF.

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Post by Atrophied » Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:14 pm

stupac2: you may as well ask, "Why are unicorns hollow?" Perfectly syntactic question, but pretty meaningless

Eleron: unicorns are hollow so you can fill them with love

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Post by Manendra » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:47 pm

zomguberclubber: Wizzyface will get you ~1 point.
zomguberclubber: Oh my god I sound like a 13-year old girl

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Post by Mad Hamish » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:25 am

Manendra wrote:
zomguberclubber: Wizzyface will get you ~1 point.
zomguberclubber: Oh my god I sound like a 13-year old girl
Sounds like R. Kelly.
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Post by Manendra » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:31 am

bmaher: are you unconcerned with daycount on these 3 day attempts?

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Post by Manendra » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:24 pm

[clan] stupac2: well, alrik and Kujjie go both ways


...context makes things less fun.

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Post by stupac2 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:38 pm

Manendra wrote:
[clan] stupac2: well, alrik and Kujjie go both ways


...context makes things less fun.


You're a bastard! Although I do suppose I said "QUOTE ME" within a message or two...

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Post by rottingflesh » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:39 pm

stupac2: I can never keep straight who's HC and who's SC
Manendra: I assume everyone in AfH(k) is softcore until proven otherwise =P
stupac2: well, alrik and Kujjie go both ways
stupac2: and yes I mean that
stupac2: QUOTE ME ON IT

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Post by Manendra » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:06 pm

Funkiller.

Thanks for making it invisibleish.

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Post by So Very Invisible » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:37 pm

/me sues rottingflesh. I have invisibilty copyrighted, you know.

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Post by rottingflesh » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:12 am

Manendra wrote:Funkiller.

Thanks for making it invisibleish.


you're welcome. I can change the conversation if you'd like :twisted:

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Post by Manendra » Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:14 am

[hardcore] brb: Neat.
[hardcore] brb: The inside of a ballsack looks exactly how I imagined.

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Post by Manendra » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:09 am

Manendra: everyone's feeling snarky, and maybe a bit slaphappy. /bad pun
RottingFlesh: well, just smile, girl!
RottingFlesh: >_>
Manendra: you calling me a girl? I'll make your life a nightmare of quantum proportions
stupac2: that would be a very small nightmare
Manendra: ...that's what makes it scary?
RottingFlesh: i'm just referencing the... well, i'm sure you know
Manendra: I know, I was continuing the awful puns.... icron
RottingFlesh: oh
RottingFlesh: i didnt even see that pun. it mustve been so very invisible
kindia: the cheesiness! it BURNS!
Manendra: woudl you say that it feels like your flesh is kindia rotting?
stupac2: oh god stop it
Manendra: (2 for 1)
kindia: only the lord of hades knows the answer.
Manendra: I asked him and all he said was "brb" and never answered
RottingFlesh: stupac is crying, cant you see the twinkel in his eyes?
brb (AFH): >:l
Manendra: the twinkels are little spots of Golds
RottingFlesh: after i flatline... i'm out of material
Manendra: sounds like you could use thedoc
Manendra: (I'm done. I swear. Otherwise I might laugh myself to pieces >.>)
RottingFlesh: zomg that went on for too long
Manendra: it's making me all hoopity
Manendra: we had better stop with alacrity
Tbrownmtg: hahaha
RottingFlesh: ALRIK! that's enough!

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