[01:49] MAryTH: my good friend and his (smoking hot) sister and their parents have 3 bungalos on a roaming time share and the daughter and her BF broke up, so I get his spot
[01:50] FufuBunnySlayer: lol, Maryth
[01:50] Mai: ooooooh
[01:50] bennieloohoo: #winning
[01:50] MAryTH: #biwinning
[01:50] MAryTH: #inastraightkindofwa y
[01:50] bennieloohoo: so the brother and the sister?
[01:50] bennieloohoo: dangit ninja'd
[01:50] AFHk: [Pantsless] hawaii and dangeous forbidden friend's sister action? what could be better
[01:51] Mai: #giggity
[01:51] bennieloohoo: rofl
[01:51] FufuBunnySlayer: What's with the number symbols?
[01:51] MAryTH: i'm in a moral quandry as to whether I should link a picture of her to (somewhat) random people on the internet
[01:51] MAryTH: twitter, fufu
[01:51] FufuBunnySlayer: hahahaha
[01:51] bennieloohoo: N00B
[01:52] Mai: doooo it
[01:52] bennieloohoo: do ittttt
[01:52] FufuBunnySlayer: <_<
[01:52] Mai: also fufu wtf time to 21st century
[01:52] bennieloohoo: #firstworldproblems eh?
[01:52] Rigatoni Rex: fufu, don't give in to the Twits!
[01:52] AFHk: [Pantsless] the answer to that moral quandary is dependent on whether she has awesome tits
[01:52] FufuBunnySlayer shakes his cane, "Get off my lawn..."
[01:53] Mai: just into the tits
[01:53] Mai: i love twitter :|
[01:53] Rigatoni Rex: :-)
[01:53] bennieloohoo: and on whether or not said tits are in the picture
[01:54] AFHk: [Extirpator] when has showing a picture to strangers ever backfired on someone?
[01:54] bennieloohoo: moral quandary solved
[01:54] bennieloohoo: [link]
http://i.imgur.com/qtxaF.png
[01:55] AFHk: [Pantsless] you could always solve this quandary by linking to a different hot chick and just telling us it is her
[01:55] Rigatoni Rex: if you're not a republican congressman, you're fine!
[01:55] AFHk: [Pantsless] we'd never know
[01:55] Rigatoni Rex the 8-ball knows all
[01:55] FufuBunnySlayer: That's a ton of tabs you have open Bennie <_<
[01:55] Mai: my newest asshole move is asking friends if their sisters are hot.
[01:56] Rigatoni Rex: my sister is hot
[01:56] bennieloohoo: hahaha
[01:56] Rigatoni Rex: now you don't have to ask :-)
[01:56] FufuBunnySlayer: Heh, my friends do the same thing, Mai
[01:56] bennieloohoo: pics?
[01:56] Mai: pixplz
[01:56] Rigatoni Rex: I don't have any updated ones... she, um, upgraded recently
[01:56] Mai: it's the best in conversation when they are like "yeah so my sister-" "is she hot?"
[01:56] MAryTH: ok back from finding pic
[01:56] AFHk: [Pantsless] my sis just had a baby, so it depends on if you're into c-section scars
[01:56] MAryTH: yes epic tits
[01:56] Mai: upgraded?
[01:56] FufuBunnySlayer: lol, Rex
[01:57] MAryTH: and yes, this is her. one sec to upload
[01:57] MAryTH: natural
[01:57] skinz3: It seems like an awkward time to rejoin chat
[01:57] bennieloohoo: i'm not asking questions
[01:57] Rigatoni Rex: not if your sister is hot, skinz3
[01:57] Mai: *awesome
[01:57] FufuBunnySlayer: So, is your sister hot, skinz3?
[01:58] skinz3: I dont have a sister... unless my brother started crossdressing
[01:58] Rigatoni Rex: the best was watching my nieces grab my sister because they find them entertaining (my nieces are 6)
[01:58] MAryTH:
http://i.imgur.com/GW1Tl.jpg
[01:58] Rigatoni Rex: is your brother hot?
[01:58] MAryTH: epicness not extremely viewable
[01:58] Mai: smack dat
[01:59] Rigatoni Rex: go get'er maryth!
[01:59] FufuBunnySlayer: Looking good.
[01:59] MAryTH: haha
[01:59] bennieloohoo: very nice :P
[01:59] AFHk: [Pantsless] wow nice maryth
[01:59] Mai: wait i am still confused by "upgraded"
[01:59] MAryTH: I'm the best man in her brother's wedding, eh?
[01:59] bennieloohoo: tell her to turn to the right some :|
[01:59] AFHk: [Pantsless] she is quite an attractive lady, if you'll pardon me for being so bold.
[01:59] AFHk: [Pantsless] SHE GOT HER SOME BIGGER TITS MAI
[01:59] MAryTH: oh I thought you were asking if she had implants because you asked about tits before
[01:59] Rigatoni Rex: better, !pants
[02:00] Mai: oh no i was talking to pastasaur
[02:00] AFHk: [Pantsless] SURGICAL BREAST ENLARGEMENT OF THE BOOBULAR REGION
[02:00] MAryTH: the drop in eloquence between pants 2 statements is astonishing, eh?
[02:00] Mai: THANKS FOR TRANSLATING
[02:00] Mai: IS DAT SUM TITTAYS
[02:00] FufuBunnySlayer: lol
[02:00] Rigatoni Rex: Oh, missed that, Mai, yeah, "upgraded"...
[02:00] Rigatoni Rex: my niece has taken to telling strangers that my sister has salt water in her boobs
[02:01] FufuBunnySlayer: rofl
[02:01] Mai: she must LOVE that
[02:01] AFHk: [Pantsless] rofl rex
[02:01] MAryTH: so i'm getting the distinct "please engage in relations with my daughter" vibe from her parents, eh?
[02:01] bennieloohoo: lol how old is your niece
[02:01] AFHk: [Pantsless] i love when little kids tell strangers inappropriate things
[02:01] Rigatoni Rex: I have twin nieces that are 6... they're hilarious :-)
[02:01] bennieloohoo: maryth you should be preparing now
[02:02] AFHk: [Extirpator] gah, getting screwed in the f'c'le
[02:02] Mai: better than getting screwed in the poop deck
[02:02] FufuBunnySlayer: Can you give us a comparison, Mai?
[02:02] MAryTH: they bunked me with her and we have 3 separate buildings. Also, they told me that due to financial concerns, we'd have to room together at her brother's wedding
[02:02] Rigatoni Rex: depends who you ask, Mai
[02:02] Rigatoni Rex: >.>
[02:03] Mai: hahahahaha
[02:03] FufuBunnySlayer: In like Flynn, eh?
[02:03] bennieloohoo: :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|
[02:03] AFHk: [Pantsless] "due to financial concerns the two of you will need to share a bed"
[02:03] bennieloohoo: to balance this RNG you need to get 50-turn hidden temples in every run from now until 2854
[02:03] Mai: i love you guys so much right now
[02:03] AFHk: [Pantsless] "the bed is so small you will have to put your penis in her to fit on the bed, sorry. financial stuff."
[02:04] MAryTH: the only issue being burning a bridge with her = burning a bridge with a very good friend and his family (who took me in when I needed a place for a semester)
[02:04] MAryTH: why? because we ask questions about your pooper?
[02:04] Rigatoni Rex: maryth, either they want you to sleep with her, or they think you're gay... or both
[02:04] AFHk: [Pantsless] yeah maryth, in seriousness, tread carefully
[02:04] Mai: i was going to make the think you're gay point, but i did not.
[02:04] bennieloohoo: forget everything else. you gotta do what you gotta do
[02:05] MAryTH: yeah, i've treaded carefully for years. Also, they know in an awkwardly first-hand sort of way that i'm not gay
[02:05] AFHk: [Pantsless] it can work out awesome, though. one of my oldest and best friends started dating my sis a few years ago - now they are married with a kid and i have an awesome bro-in-law
[02:05] bennieloohoo: EXPLAIN
[02:05] FufuBunnySlayer: lol, I sense a story
[02:06] AFHk [Pantsless] leans in to hear the details of this new story
[02:06] AFHk [Pantsless] munches on some popcorn
[02:06] Mai: story time with maryth!
[02:06] MAryTH: before you interpret that badly, they were the party house and there was an unfortunate door lock failure between me and my girlfriend of several years
[02:06] AFHk: [Pantsless] (i dont have any in hagnks, sorry)
[02:06] bennieloohoo: keep going...
[02:06] AFHk: [Pantsless] you should use condoms instead of doorlocks
[02:06] MAryTH: damnit
[02:07] MAryTH: see this is what abstenance only education does
[02:07] AFHk: [Pantsless] i know they seem less sturdy, but right tool for the job is important as anything
[02:07] Mai: at least it wasn't sheets, orthodox style
[02:07] AFHk: [Pantsless] lol maryth
[02:07] bennieloohoo: hahahaha
[02:08] AFHk: [Pantsless] i base my religious views on late night infomercials, i can only have sex through a hole in Carleton Sheets
[02:08] MAryTH: anyways, it turns out I didn't actually blind them with my white ass when they walked into the guest room, but any doubts were most definitely eradicated then and there
[02:08] AFHk [Pantsless] hopes at least 1 person will get that joke
[02:09] MAryTH: eww
[02:09] AFHk: [Pantsless] they walked out of the room and said "you know, lindsay could use a good pounding like that"
[02:09] Mai: lol dude that was awful
[02:09] bennieloohoo: pretty good story
[02:09] AFHk: [Pantsless] (her name is lindsay now)
[02:09] MAryTH: ok, I need you guys to remind me of something
[02:10] MAryTH: next time i'm sober
[02:10] MAryTH: tell me not to log into kol after drinks
[02:10] FufuBunnySlayer: lol
[02:10] Mai: "the shade of his ass mixed with the shade of our daughter will create perfectly toned grandchildren!"
[02:10] AFHk: [Pantsless] "he seems like a nice young man, and i thought that thing he was doing with his leg was pretty ingenious, actually"
[02:10] bennieloohoo: i will jawbruise whoever reminds maryth of that B|