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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Manendra » Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:31 pm

SeldON: AFH is a bunch of nerdy diamonds who can't have a conversation without spreadsheets. they dont have sex because the time is not "optimal"
deusnoctum: did someone say spreadsheets?
Eleron: We have optimal sex, and the spreadsheets to prove it. And have sex with them.
SeldON: with the spreadsheets?
Kelemvor: mmm, spreadsheet sex
Manendra: thank god I have a smart phone, what would I have done without the ability to go on google docs when that girl invited me back to her place last weekend?
deusnoctum: Isn't "getting in between the spreadsheets" a common colloquialism?
SeldON has lots of hate.
Manendra: man, when we linked our spreadsheets with bluetooth it was soooo good.
LotsOfPhil: mmm, bluetooth.
SeldON: I bet, man, sounds hawt.
deusnoctum: I hope you used protection.
deusnoctum: And that it was something better than Norton
LotsOfPhil: hehe
Manendra: I didn't have any on me, but thankfully her roomate had some mcafees
SeldON: those are lousy but they'll do in a pinch
AFH: (ReverKiller) Manny, just run linux next time ;)
AFH: (ReverKiller) [link] http://xkcd.com/272/
SeldON: wait what is linux in this metaphor?
SeldON: oral?
Manendra: i guess?
AFH: (ReverKiller) I think its the pill
Manendra: this metaphor is getting out of hand
AFH: (ReverKiller) for men
LotsOfPhil: rhythym method?
Manendra: no, phil, that's apple
deusnoctum: terrible acne?
deusnoctum: oh, it's supposed to be a metaphor
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Eigenbasis » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:37 pm

Sex is an optimal use of time.
"Have you ever heard the expression, ‘When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for?’"

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Fred Nefler » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:44 pm

Eigenbasis wrote:Sex is an optimal use of time.
Not when it costs you daycount!

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by slaphappy snark » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:58 pm

[20:49] MotH: Hahahha. I meant to type "/smi stupac2" and wrote "/smi riff". WTF kinda error is that? =D
[20:50] stupac2: I am pretty similar to Riff
[20:51] stupac2: in that I have a beard...
[20:51] slaphappy snark: you are slightly less dwarf-like
[20:51] slaphappy snark: but also bearded, it's true
[20:51] MotH: Beards are the #1! =D
[20:51] slaphappy snark: I have no beard :(
[20:52] Jick: You're not bearded, but you're Stu's beard. Same deal.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by thacon » Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:12 am

Where was that? I'm guessing it wasn't in /clan?

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by stupac2 » Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:33 am

thacon wrote:Where was that? I'm guessing it wasn't in /clan?
/lounge. But it was funny enough to want to share.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by slaphappy snark » Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:09 am

Sorry about that. Read my mind, thacon!

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by stupac2 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:21 am

[23:17] Pantsmore: so my 8-hour solo roadtripping this weekend made me dig out some old music, and i remember how much I frigging love TMBG
[23:17] stupac2: are you sure that wasn't the night in Jick's hotel room?
[23:17] Pantsmore: I am listening to Factory Showroom over and over now
[23:17] stupac2: their tunes, his tender caress... -hic-
[23:17] Pantsmore: [link] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKDE0Dgdkg4
[23:18] Pantsmore: i couldnt possibly have heard music over jick's passionate moans

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by stupac2 » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:32 pm

[18:26] Bigglesworth: Can you make a mushroom plot?
[18:26] Eleron: in canadia? don't think so, they won't give me a permit
[18:27] stupac2: just grow some on all the dead trees
[18:28] Bigglesworth: Mushrooms don't grow on dead trees. Toadstools do though. ;-)
[18:29] Eleron grows a toadstool princess
[18:30] stupac2: fungus is fungus
[18:30] Eleron: fungi are fungible?

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by stupac2 » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:28 pm

[20:27] Extirpator (AFH): I can get Fred in there eventually, but I'm taking stu's sloppy seconds.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by JParmar44 » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:49 pm

[18:47] AFH: (infern0) party in heck!\
[18:48] JParmar44 builds a pinata
[18:48] Transplanted_Entwife pulls out a whackin' stick
[18:48] ubernuke summons Crimbo Candy

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by stupac2 » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:19 am

[22:18] Pantsless: butts have no memory

So true.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by stupac2 » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:54 pm

(4:53:01 PM) Manendra: mmm.... kitty boners

Not in KoL chat, but close enough.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Fred Nefler » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:19 pm

[17:16] AFH: (punicron) no motherfuckers before 1968
[17:16] GoldS: Really?
[17:16] GoldS: I saw a fatherfucker in 1967
[17:17] Fred Nefler: must've been traumatizing


We were playing around with this google tool that lets you search for the relative frequency of words and phrases in literature across years and centuries. In case anyone wants context.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Draco Cracona » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:31 pm

Fred Nefler wrote:[17:16] AFH: (punicron) no motherfuckers before 1968
[17:16] GoldS: Really?
[17:16] GoldS: I saw a fatherfucker in 1967
[17:17] Fred Nefler: must've been traumatizing


We were playing around with this google tool that lets you search for the relative frequency of words and phrases in literature across years and centuries. In case anyone wants context.
Context? Why would anyone want that?

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by zombiepops » Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:10 pm

[20:06] AFHk: {slaphappy snark} double ball'd!
[20:06] AFHk: {slaphappy snark} and creamed
[20:07] AFHk: {slaphappy snark} t-t-this is g-g-g-getting iffy *brr!*
[20:07] AFHk: {slaphappy snark} creamed by two different guys
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Borommakot_15 » Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:22 pm

Borommakot_15: I want the employee of the month skill.. so I can give out more stuff per day
AFHk: [Pantsless] :D
AFHk: [Pantsless] That skill was my idea Boro, and I came up with it specifically because of you.
Borommakot_15: Are you serious??
AFHk: [Pantsless] yes.
Verdigris97: I thought of Boro as soon as I learned about the skill
Borommakot_15: ^_^_^
I believe I will collect them, now.. =D
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Eigenbasis » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:37 am

Eigenbasis: nope, not going to class today. I don't want to walk 20 minutes uphill in the snow =(
Eleron (AFH): can you make it walking uphill in snow both ways?
LotsOfPhil (AFH): Escher University?
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by transplanted_entwife » Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:17 pm

[14:17] AFHobo: [LotsOfPhil] Anyone need deranking? I am looking for 2 more PvP wins
[14:17] AFHobo: (FufuBunnySlayer) Give me a sec and I'll get naked for you, Phil
[14:17] AFHobo: (FufuBunnySlayer) That sounds...bad
[14:17] AFHobo: (playultm8) TMI
[14:17] AFHobo: [Quamper] hot!
[14:18] Transplanted_Entwife: I wonder if that's the first time a "bunny" has said that to him....
[14:18] AFHobo: [Quamper] thats fur sure TE
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by top1214 » Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:58 pm

[19:57] AFHk: [Quamper] curious!
[19:57] Numenor: sup Quamper?
[19:58] FufuBunnySlayer: 'lo Q
[19:58] AFHk: [Quamper] whore_moans is
[19:59] wHorE_MoANs: talk like yoda quamper does
[20:01] AFHk: [Quamper] mouth you shut now whore
[20:01] AFHk: [punicron] whore or whore not, there is no moan
[20:01] wHorE_MoANs: LOL
[20:02] wHorE_MoANs: To whore, or not to whore, that is the question
[20:02] AFHk: [Quamper] oh punicron's is better :(
[20:02] FufuBunnySlayer: That is never the question.
[20:03] AFHk: [Quamper] whoreing is not the answer, it's the question and the answer is yes

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Num deleted » Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:59 pm

[00:55][clan] stupac2 (AFH): time to pull out the riftlet
[00:55][clan] Snarkypants: Wowzers, Omri -- how's your tower look? -hic-
[00:56][clan] Omri (AFH): i have all but one item, and i should be able to force kill it
[00:56][clan] Numenor: lol, I don't know why but stu's comment was funny
[00:56][clan] deusnoctum (AFH): huh, I feel like I always end up with significantly more lines than stars
[00:56][clan] deusnoctum (AFH): but I usually only check after making the key and hat
[00:56][clan] stupac2 (AFH): "the riftlet" is my nickname for my penis
[00:56][clan] Omri (AFH): unfortunately, i don't have one :P

and then later...

[01:38][clan] stupac2 (AFH): hey inferno do you know anything about jaw pain? my jaw has been hurty for a while
[01:39][clan] stupac2 (AFH): hahaha the cats are both sleeping near the new toy I got them, so cute
[01:39][clan] bennieloohoo: probably too much riftlet in there ;)
[01:39][clan] Teel: LOL
[01:39][clan] stupac2 (AFH): I have never had a penis in my mout
[01:40][clan] bennieloohoo: hahahah
[01:40][clan] deusnoctum (AFH): it's always been at least two?
[01:40][clan] infern0 (AFH): jaw area is usually the dentists job, no?
[01:40][clan] Numenor: hahaha
[01:40][clan] ReverKiller: not even once?
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Omri » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:31 am

In my chat, my comment came before stu's <_<

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Num deleted » Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:23 am

[12:18][clan] Numenor: >_>
[12:18][clan] LotsOfPhil (AFH): numenor!
[12:19][clan] LotsOfPhil (AFH): so cold in here now
[12:19][clan] Numenor: *did nothing*
[12:19][clan] LotsOfPhil (AFH): but you d-d-did *brr!*
[12:19][clan] Transplanted_Entwife: <_<
[12:19][clan] LotsOfPhil (AFH): ah-ha!
[12:20][clan] Numenor: =P
[12:20][clan] LotsOfPhil (AFH): dmabomimal!
[12:21][clan] Transplanted_Entwife: *did nothing, also* -hic-
[12:21][clan] Numenor: ^_^
[12:21][clan] Numenor high-fives the entwife
[12:21][clan] Transplanted_Entwife high-fives the big star-shaped island
[12:21][clan] LotsOfPhil (AFH) mlmnks ammy mn smmme
[12:22][clan] ReverKiller: :)
[12:22][clan] Transplanted_Entwife: abdominal, phil? That's funny. -hic-
[12:23][clan] LotsOfPhil (AFH): :)

:mrgreen:

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by stupac2 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:14 pm

[20:13] THEeggplantWIZard (AFHk): we exaggerate more than anyone ever has!

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by phel » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:27 am

[clan] AFHk: [thacon] I can't weigh in as I've never used snowcones. We don't all sip lattes and lick snow cones in our ivory towers built on top of family dynasties and old meat

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by quamper » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:42 am

phel wrote:[clan] AFHk: [thacon] I can't weigh in as I've never used snowcones. We don't all sip lattes and lick snow cones in our ivory towers built on top of family dynasties and old meat
This went with it - http://uxux.org/viva_la_quampalution.png

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by NardoLoopa » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:27 pm

[18:24] slaphappy snark: kolproxy definitely has some nice features
[18:24] slaphappy snark: like a cute butt
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by top1214 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:22 pm

NardoLoopa wrote:[18:24] slaphappy snark: kolproxy definitely has some nice features
[18:24] slaphappy snark: like a cute butt
Does this mean that stu will start using it soon?

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Post by stupac2 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:34 pm

Check pantsless's profile for my answer to that.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by quamper » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:34 pm

LotsOfPhil (AFHobo): WM, can I do both HC and SC?
slaphappy snark: he went to a meeting
slaphappy snark: [13:24] wHorE_MoANs (AFHk) goes afk to a meeting
slaphappy snark: I bet he is not back yet, unless his meetings are totally different from what I am accustomed to
LotsOfPhil (AFHobo): snark, I didn't ask you :0
LotsOfPhil (AFHobo): WM!! HELLO?!
LotsOfPhil (AFHobo) rages
slaphappy snark: WM is such a jerk, not answering you

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by top1214 » Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:13 pm

That, and the ultimate wad discussion immediately preceding that, made me almost cry from trying not to laugh out loud!
Snaelda: with no spleen and those food restrictions I doubt I'd manage a 3 day SCT
[15:25] Snaelda: I'm sure there's others who can but not me
[15:25] Draco Cracona: Okay, are there any decent AA openings for those without a goddamned marty?
[15:25] AFHk: [Quamper] what are you going to do with your free pulls from not pulling klp's phil?
[15:25] AFHk: {LotsOfPhil} don't be silly snaelda. Of course you could.
[15:26] AFHk: {LotsOfPhil} I did a 3-day SCB 100% bander. Seems similar in scope
[15:26] AFHk: {LotsOfPhil} I am pulling 3 hockey sticks
[15:26] AFHk: [thacon] pull lots of star charts!
[15:26] AFHk: [TrueEeviL] Im pulling 4 sticks! Beyatch.
[15:27] AFHk: [Quamper] I'm pulling 3 ultimate wads.. no adventure gains
[15:27] AFHk: {LotsOfPhil} busted
[15:27] AFHk: [TrueEeviL] Yeah, Im totz pulzverizing the sticks.
[15:29] AFHk: [slaphappy snark] sounds delicious
[15:29] AFHk: [Quamper] ultimate wads are allowed right wm?
[15:29] AFHk: [thacon] totally worth it to win 200k
[15:29] AFHk: [TrueEeviL] lulz
[15:29] SUEndenbock: Winners always win
[15:29] AFHk: [slaphappy snark] you also win bragging rights

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Snaelda » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:21 pm

All caps craziness..

AFHk: [LotsOfPhil] BC SUE ALL CAPS
SUEndenbock: =P
AFHk: [Quamper] MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN, HELP WHAT DO I DO//
SUEndenbock: yell in chat all day?
FufuBunnySlayer: I DON'T KNOW, IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO
AFHk: [LotsOfPhil] Unknown command: /R JUST DOUBLE CHECKING
AFHk: [LotsOfPhil] :(
AFHk: [Quamper] OK SOUNDS GOOD11111
Turtle Juice: MINE ISN'T STUCK, I JUST LIKE YELLING!
Snaelda: DECK THE HALLS WITH WANDS OF HOLLY FALALALALAAA FLALALALALAAAA
AFHk: [NightBird] hold Shift, Q :D
AFHk: [LotsOfPhil] THANKS NIGHTBIRD! WHAT ABOUT ME?
AFHk: [NightBird] :) hi, phil
AFHk: [Quamper] thanks night bird but now how do i make comma"s all i get are <<<<<?
BC_Goldman: MADE YOUR MOM FEEL PRETTY JOLLY FALALALALA LALALA
Snaelda: ROFL!!!!ELVEVENTY!1! !
AFHk: [PANTSLESS] hey guys am i doing this right
AFHk: [NightBird] Q, just copy it from here: ,,,,,,......
AFHk: [LotsOfPhil] haha
AFHk: [QUAMPER] i think so pantsless
AFHk: [QUAMPER] man the kerning of your name in all caps is pretty sexy

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by TrueEeviL » Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:19 am

In /newbie:

TrueEeviL: Yeah, can you fix this in the release of KoLLesbianBlowjobs- thisisnotavirus?
TrueEeviL: Whao. Misfire like a boss
FengShuiNinja: and I thought my misfires were bad. XD
Fisty McFist: wait, how do lesbian blowjobs work?

Follow-up:

Eleron: it doesn't handle display cases, it just gives blowjobs
Eleron: blowjobs is multithreaded
Eleron: though technically they're not os-level until next release

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by TrueEeviL » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:53 pm

Mai: ajoshi: [hardcore] Darth Vidar: [newbie] TrueEeviL: cutlass, in /hc: Darth Vidar: [newbie] TrueEeviL: Hardcore is for wussies.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by bennieloohoo » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:47 am

TrueEeviL wrote:Mai: ajoshi: [hardcore] Darth Vidar: [newbie] TrueEeviL: cutlass, in /hc: Darth Vidar: [newbie] TrueEeviL: Hardcore is for wussies.
hahahahahahaha :lol:

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by TrueEeviL » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:10 am

[04:43] [clan] IstariAsuka: Beni, I thought you were a girl when I saw the name.
[04:44] [clan] IstariAsuka: I was all "19 year old AFHk chick? OK!"
[04:44] [clan] IstariAsuka: And then you were you

Also, posting your own quotes makes you cool, but whatever. I was asked to.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by bennieloohoo » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:35 am

Isn't Darth a little too old for that?

But really, that was TOO FUNNY. Pretend I posted it, because I was totally going to.

ETA: You fixed your spelling you dirty cheater! :P

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by TrueEeviL » Wed May 04, 2011 4:24 am

[05:18] trueeevil: give me your tam o' and i give you 1mil
[05:18] CheeZy (#1852130), the Level 35 Disco Bandit
This player is currently online in channel games and listening to clan, foodcourt, hobopolis, kwe, trade and wizards.
[05:18] trueeevil: I meant to misfire that. But do it anyway.
[05:18] trueeevil: Also, this is awkard.
[05:19] CheeZy: .....ok.. :P
[05:19] CheeZy: nah, just kidding. i don't even have one
[05:20] trueeevil: Haha. fake misfires are weird when A) they go though, and B) When someone with the nickname is online.
[05:20] trueeevil: This is my first time, so hope it was good for you.
[05:21] CheeZy: and C) when the misfirer and misfiree start up a conversation XD
[05:21] trueeevil: Prolly a good way to meet girls.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by FufuBunnySlayer » Tue May 10, 2011 1:40 am

WeEe loveEe eEe :-D

SpoileEereEed beEecauseEe of leEength.
[02:22] bennieloohoo 's keEeyboard is being attackeEed
[02:22] Mai: likeEe that
[02:22] Yilfielle: lol
[02:23] FufuBunnySlayer: lol
[02:23] FufuBunnySlayer: I'm deEefiniteEely going to do this always now.
[02:24] Mai: hahaha fufu ilu
[02:24] bennieloohoo: lol!
[02:24] Yilfielle: I'll only do it when refeEering to rageEe
[02:24] Mai: "i'm gonna fight fufu"
[02:24] Mai: "it's that time of night"
[02:24] Yilfielle: What a rageEer he is
[02:24] bennieloohoo: eEe is summoning RW from new zeEealand
[02:24] FufuBunnySlayer: hahaha
[02:24] Mai: rageEena speEektor, eh?
[02:25] bennieloohoo: YILF I AM NOT >:O
[02:25] FufuBunnySlayer: CaveEeat eEempto?
[02:25] FufuBunnySlayer: *eEemptor
[02:25] Yilfielle: rageEe against the macheEene
[02:25] Mai: habeEeas corpus
[02:25] Mai: ohgod he's like rage snorting
[02:25] bennieloohoo: IMMMUNA CUT YOU ALL
[02:25] Mai: it's like he's abull, eh?
[02:25] Mai: of angeEer
[02:25] AFHk: [MAryTH] I vote for a chat effect
[02:26] Mai: cant breEeathe
[02:26] FufuBunnySlayer: Oooh, that's a greEeat ideEea.
[02:26] AFHk: [MAryTH] for vent rageEe gland
[02:26] Mai: *effeEect
[02:26] bennieloohoo: hahahahaha
[02:26] Mai: maryth i loveEe you, eh?
[02:26] Mai: MMAMMRRRRRR
[02:26] AFHk: [NotJim] rofl
[02:26] AFHk: [MAryTH] <3
[02:26] Yilfielle: Best chat effect eEever
[02:26] benniehooloo has hit you in the jaw with a piece of candy. Crunch!
[02:26] AFHk: [NotJim] that is a beautiful chat eEeffect
[02:26] AFHk: [MAryTH] <eEe3, even
[02:26] FufuBunnySlayer: AsmholeMe!
[02:26] Mai: meEeyboard steEeal, eh?
[02:26] AFHk: [NotJim] I want it!
[02:27] AFHk: [NotJim] I mean, I want eEet!
[02:27] Mai: mambrmiseEed?
[02:27] FufuBunnySlayer: WmEm'eEev meEmeEmn mawbrumseEmd.
[02:27] Mai: ... FMCM YMU
[02:27] Yilfielle: BeEenieEe, mmm cmmld ymm!?
[02:27] AFHk: [MAryTH] i'm so proud. my BM character now has 20 jawbruisers
[02:27] Mai: mumkmmg benieMm
[02:27] AFHk: [MAryTH] that's gonna be a year of farming and 1 epic day of lulz
[02:28] You have 69 soft green echo eyedrop antidotes.
[02:28] Removing Bruised Jaw.
[02:28] FufuBunnySlayer: WeEe'eEev beEeeEen jawbruiseEed.
[02:28] Mai: hahaha
[02:28] Mai: LAUGHING MY FACEEE OFF
[02:28] Yilfielle: This mm gmMetmmm mum om contmol
[02:29] Mai: he's crying on my shouldeEer
[02:29] Mai: and getting a beEer
[02:29] AFHk: [MAryTH] take it to /newbie!
[02:29] FufuBunnySlayer: I think I wokeEe my roommateEe from laughing so hard.
[02:29] Mai: *newbieEe
[02:29] Verdigris97: so. tireEed.
[02:29] Mai: ohgom i jmsm mot a dmEmtm stareEe
[02:29] Verdigris97: night all
[02:29] AFHk: [MAryTH] oh, but of courseEe
[02:29] Mai: .bmmm V
[02:29] FufuBunnySlayer: 'Night VeEerdi
[02:30] bennieloohoo: night verdi!
[02:30] Mai: night veEerdi
[02:30] Yilfielle: Yeah, because more beEeEer is really all that rageEer neEeEeds
[02:30] skinz3: cya verdi
[02:30] Yilfielle: Night Verd
[02:30] Verdigris97: :-)
[02:30] Mai: heEe neEeds moar
[02:30] Mai: obviousleEe
[02:30] Mai: thank god for the sgeEea
[02:31] bennieloohoo: you stoleEe my sgeEea jokeEe!!!!!
[02:31] Mai: stoleEe theEe jokeEe from bennieEe
[02:31] AFHk: [MAryTH] sgeEeeEea
[02:31] Mai: someEeone log this pleEeaseEe
[02:31] AFHk: [Pantsless] gnight verdi
[02:31] bennieloohoo: less than threEe
[02:31] AFHk [Pantsless] afk
[02:31] Mai: heEe's going to sleEep
[02:31] FufuBunnySlayer: Oh, I'veEe got it in my chats foldeEer.
[02:31] AFHk [MAryTH] oh god, what have I doneEe?
[02:31] Mai: byeEe pantsleEess
[02:31] FufuBunnySlayer: LateEer Pants
[02:31] Mai: fufu <3, eh?
[02:31] Mai: "maryth fuck you"
[02:31] bennieloohoo: later apnts
[02:32] bennieloohoo: my computeEers running out of batt, i'm going to revert to speaking through mai :P
[02:32] Mai: "whateEever"
[02:32] Yilfielle: hahah okay, beEenieEe
[02:32] AFHk: [MAryTH] my name is eEe-proof :D
[02:32] FufuBunnySlayer: LateEer BeEennieEe
[02:32] AFHk: [NotJim] You are all veEery eEevil.
[02:32] AFHk: [NotJim] So is mineEe!
[02:33] Mai: you loveEe it
[02:33] AFHk: [MAryTH] as areEe a surprisingly largeEe numbeEer of profanitieEes
[02:33] Mai: "it's veEery funeEe"- cutlass
[02:33] Mai: now heEe is getting a nuggieEe
[02:33] AFHk: [MAryTH] snuggieEe*
[02:33] AFHk: [MAryTH] moar likeEe
[02:33] Mai: they are spooneEe
[02:34] Mai: okay this is silly
[02:34] Mai: ... silleEe, eh?
[02:34] FufuBunnySlayer: lol
[02:34] Yilfielle: I have to agreEeEe
[02:34] AFHk: [Pantsless] back from afk, but going to sleeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep now
[02:35] AFHk: [MAryTH] man, Ithink this is timeEe to dig up a custom titleEe form
[02:35] AFHk: [Pantsless] gnight
[02:35] Mai: "goddamnit yilf"
[02:35] FufuBunnySlayer: hahahahaha, 'Night Pants
[02:35] AFHk: [MAryTH] nn pants
[02:35] Mai: pants i fucking love you
[02:35] Yilfielle: PANTS STARTED IT AGAIN NOT ME
[02:35] Mai: goodnight sleEep weEell!!!
[02:35] Yilfielle: hahaha night pants <3
[02:35] skinz3: cya pants
[02:36] Mai: voldeEemort
[02:36] FufuBunnySlayer: Okay, I think I'm going to post this on theEe AFH forums...
[02:36] Mai: will i beEe able to seEe theEe threEead?
[02:37] FufuBunnySlayer: YeEep
[02:37] Mai: hooraeEe!!!
[02:38] Mai: don't forget leEethal
[02:39] Rigatoni Rex: hello, all
[02:39] Mai: PASTASAURUS
[02:39] Rigatoni Rex: MAI LITTLE PONY!!!
[02:39] Rigatoni Rex the e-flirting begins
[02:40] Mai: *eEe-flirting
[02:40] FufuBunnySlayer: HeEey ReEex
[02:40] Rigatoni Rex: oh, is heEe here, too?
[02:40] Mai: (for backstory- trueeevil and aboy and his cutlass and bennieloohoo are here. eee is gettin mad abuse. life is hard.)
[02:40] Mai: ... abuseEed
[02:40] Rigatoni Rex: hai, fufu!
[02:41] Rigatoni Rex: ah, don't abuseEe him!
[02:41] Mai: so much rageEe grunting
[02:41] Rigatoni Rex unleEe heEe likeEes it, of courseEe
[02:41] Mai: yeEs!!!!
[02:41] Mai: ilu pastasaureEes
[02:42] Mai: DONT TAKE HER SIDE. >:O
[02:42] Rigatoni Rex: :-) I less than three you, too!
[02:42] Mai: ahahaha bennieEe just got puncheEed
[02:42] Yilfielle: so full of rageEe
[02:42] FufuBunnySlayer: rofl
[02:42] FufuBunnySlayer: That's heEelarious.
[02:42] Yilfielle: he steEeals peEeaple's keEeyboards
[02:43] Yilfielle: you neEeEed help, eEe.
[02:43] Mai: and skins
[02:43] Mai: ask lord steEefaOn
[02:43] Mai: keEeyboard'
[02:43] Mai: rageEe
[02:43] Rigatoni Rex: ah, that explains the split personality
[02:43] Mai: sadleEe
[02:43] AFHk: [MAryTH] bleEeh, gotta catch 'eEem all trophy. now I neEeeEed to start colleEecting, eh?
[02:44] Mai: you can do eEet
[02:44] Rigatoni Rex: eEeh?
[02:45] Rigatoni Rex: I keEeeEep geEetting paint bombs...
[02:45] Mai: so yilfeEe, whats up
[02:45] FufuBunnySlayer: Ohmigosh...I'll haveEe to keEeeEep adding to this...
[02:47] Rigatoni Rex: niceEe, fufu
[02:47] Mai: this is theEe beEst
[02:48] Mai: we just trolleEed him sitting neEext to him
[02:48] Mai: on the inteEerneEet
[02:48] FufuBunnySlayer: iknoriteEe
[02:48] Rigatoni Rex: do you all liveEe togeEetheEer?
[02:48] Rigatoni Rex ah
[02:48] Yilfielle: i loveEe theEeseEe logs
[02:49] Mai: no, weEe areEee just chilling at mineEee
[02:49] Mai: aahhahaha
[02:49] Mai: omfg
[02:49] Mai: hahhahahaha
[02:49] Mai: eEe just got back from the bathroom
[02:49] Mai: cutlass-
[02:49] Mai: "have fun peEeing?"
[02:49] Yilfielle: hahahah
[02:49] FufuBunnySlayer: *sneEerk*
[02:50] Mai: laughing so much :3
[02:52] Mai: jelleEe roll
[02:52] Mai: okay
[02:52] Mai: i think we're gonna chapelleEe's show
[02:53] Mai: GOOD byeEe
[02:54] Mai: <333333333333
[02:54] FufuBunnySlayer: Aww, 'night
[02:54] Mai logged off.
[02:54] Rigatoni Rex: night, mai!
[02:54] FufuBunnySlayer: I should geEet to sleEeeEep.
[02:54] skinz3: cya mai
[02:54] Rigatoni Rex: and eEeveEeryoneEe eEelseEe!
[02:54] FufuBunnySlayer: LateEer folks.
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Ringwraith » Wed May 11, 2011 7:45 pm

What was eEe doing that he wasn't logged in too? 0o Surely not peeing from 02:22 to 02:54! D:

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by bennieloohoo » Wed May 11, 2011 10:10 pm

We (me, Mai, eEe, and cutlass) were all hanging out at Mai's place; no need for everyone to be on chat on separate accounts :D

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by lotsofphil » Mon May 16, 2011 12:41 pm

[clan] AFHobo: (wHorE_MoANs) wow, torpedos move fast

We should chip in and buy him a lava lamp or something.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by FufuBunnySlayer » Tue May 24, 2011 1:42 am

Maryth's Friend's Hot Sister
[01:49] MAryTH: my good friend and his (smoking hot) sister and their parents have 3 bungalos on a roaming time share and the daughter and her BF broke up, so I get his spot
[01:50] FufuBunnySlayer: lol, Maryth
[01:50] Mai: ooooooh
[01:50] bennieloohoo: #winning
[01:50] MAryTH: #biwinning
[01:50] MAryTH: #inastraightkindofwa y
[01:50] bennieloohoo: so the brother and the sister?
[01:50] bennieloohoo: dangit ninja'd
[01:50] AFHk: [Pantsless] hawaii and dangeous forbidden friend's sister action? what could be better
[01:51] Mai: #giggity
[01:51] bennieloohoo: rofl
[01:51] FufuBunnySlayer: What's with the number symbols?
[01:51] MAryTH: i'm in a moral quandry as to whether I should link a picture of her to (somewhat) random people on the internet
[01:51] MAryTH: twitter, fufu
[01:51] FufuBunnySlayer: hahahaha
[01:51] bennieloohoo: N00B
[01:52] Mai: doooo it
[01:52] bennieloohoo: do ittttt
[01:52] FufuBunnySlayer: <_<
[01:52] Mai: also fufu wtf time to 21st century
[01:52] bennieloohoo: #firstworldproblems eh?
[01:52] Rigatoni Rex: fufu, don't give in to the Twits!
[01:52] AFHk: [Pantsless] the answer to that moral quandary is dependent on whether she has awesome tits
[01:52] FufuBunnySlayer shakes his cane, "Get off my lawn..."
[01:53] Mai: just into the tits
[01:53] Mai: i love twitter :|
[01:53] Rigatoni Rex: :-)
[01:53] bennieloohoo: and on whether or not said tits are in the picture
[01:54] AFHk: [Extirpator] when has showing a picture to strangers ever backfired on someone?
[01:54] bennieloohoo: moral quandary solved
[01:54] bennieloohoo: [link] http://i.imgur.com/qtxaF.png
[01:55] AFHk: [Pantsless] you could always solve this quandary by linking to a different hot chick and just telling us it is her
[01:55] Rigatoni Rex: if you're not a republican congressman, you're fine!
[01:55] AFHk: [Pantsless] we'd never know
[01:55] Rigatoni Rex the 8-ball knows all
[01:55] FufuBunnySlayer: That's a ton of tabs you have open Bennie <_<
[01:55] Mai: my newest asshole move is asking friends if their sisters are hot.
[01:56] Rigatoni Rex: my sister is hot
[01:56] bennieloohoo: hahaha
[01:56] Rigatoni Rex: now you don't have to ask :-)
[01:56] FufuBunnySlayer: Heh, my friends do the same thing, Mai
[01:56] bennieloohoo: pics?
[01:56] Mai: pixplz
[01:56] Rigatoni Rex: I don't have any updated ones... she, um, upgraded recently
[01:56] Mai: it's the best in conversation when they are like "yeah so my sister-" "is she hot?"
[01:56] MAryTH: ok back from finding pic
[01:56] AFHk: [Pantsless] my sis just had a baby, so it depends on if you're into c-section scars
[01:56] MAryTH: yes epic tits
[01:56] Mai: upgraded?
[01:56] FufuBunnySlayer: lol, Rex
[01:57] MAryTH: and yes, this is her. one sec to upload
[01:57] MAryTH: natural
[01:57] skinz3: It seems like an awkward time to rejoin chat
[01:57] bennieloohoo: i'm not asking questions
[01:57] Rigatoni Rex: not if your sister is hot, skinz3
[01:57] Mai: *awesome
[01:57] FufuBunnySlayer: So, is your sister hot, skinz3?
[01:58] skinz3: I dont have a sister... unless my brother started crossdressing
[01:58] Rigatoni Rex: the best was watching my nieces grab my sister because they find them entertaining (my nieces are 6)
[01:58] MAryTH: http://i.imgur.com/GW1Tl.jpg
[01:58] Rigatoni Rex: is your brother hot?
[01:58] MAryTH: epicness not extremely viewable
[01:58] Mai: smack dat
[01:59] Rigatoni Rex: go get'er maryth!
[01:59] FufuBunnySlayer: Looking good.
[01:59] MAryTH: haha
[01:59] bennieloohoo: very nice :P
[01:59] AFHk: [Pantsless] wow nice maryth
[01:59] Mai: wait i am still confused by "upgraded"
[01:59] MAryTH: I'm the best man in her brother's wedding, eh?
[01:59] bennieloohoo: tell her to turn to the right some :|
[01:59] AFHk: [Pantsless] she is quite an attractive lady, if you'll pardon me for being so bold.
[01:59] AFHk: [Pantsless] SHE GOT HER SOME BIGGER TITS MAI
[01:59] MAryTH: oh I thought you were asking if she had implants because you asked about tits before
[01:59] Rigatoni Rex: better, !pants
[02:00] Mai: oh no i was talking to pastasaur
[02:00] AFHk: [Pantsless] SURGICAL BREAST ENLARGEMENT OF THE BOOBULAR REGION
[02:00] MAryTH: the drop in eloquence between pants 2 statements is astonishing, eh?
[02:00] Mai: THANKS FOR TRANSLATING
[02:00] Mai: IS DAT SUM TITTAYS
[02:00] FufuBunnySlayer: lol
[02:00] Rigatoni Rex: Oh, missed that, Mai, yeah, "upgraded"...
[02:00] Rigatoni Rex: my niece has taken to telling strangers that my sister has salt water in her boobs
[02:01] FufuBunnySlayer: rofl
[02:01] Mai: she must LOVE that
[02:01] AFHk: [Pantsless] rofl rex
[02:01] MAryTH: so i'm getting the distinct "please engage in relations with my daughter" vibe from her parents, eh?
[02:01] bennieloohoo: lol how old is your niece
[02:01] AFHk: [Pantsless] i love when little kids tell strangers inappropriate things
[02:01] Rigatoni Rex: I have twin nieces that are 6... they're hilarious :-)
[02:01] bennieloohoo: maryth you should be preparing now
[02:02] AFHk: [Extirpator] gah, getting screwed in the f'c'le
[02:02] Mai: better than getting screwed in the poop deck
[02:02] FufuBunnySlayer: Can you give us a comparison, Mai?
[02:02] MAryTH: they bunked me with her and we have 3 separate buildings. Also, they told me that due to financial concerns, we'd have to room together at her brother's wedding
[02:02] Rigatoni Rex: depends who you ask, Mai
[02:02] Rigatoni Rex: >.>
[02:03] Mai: hahahahaha
[02:03] FufuBunnySlayer: In like Flynn, eh?
[02:03] bennieloohoo: :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|
[02:03] AFHk: [Pantsless] "due to financial concerns the two of you will need to share a bed"
[02:03] bennieloohoo: to balance this RNG you need to get 50-turn hidden temples in every run from now until 2854
[02:03] Mai: i love you guys so much right now
[02:03] AFHk: [Pantsless] "the bed is so small you will have to put your penis in her to fit on the bed, sorry. financial stuff."
[02:04] MAryTH: the only issue being burning a bridge with her = burning a bridge with a very good friend and his family (who took me in when I needed a place for a semester)
[02:04] MAryTH: why? because we ask questions about your pooper?
[02:04] Rigatoni Rex: maryth, either they want you to sleep with her, or they think you're gay... or both
[02:04] AFHk: [Pantsless] yeah maryth, in seriousness, tread carefully
[02:04] Mai: i was going to make the think you're gay point, but i did not.
[02:04] bennieloohoo: forget everything else. you gotta do what you gotta do
[02:05] MAryTH: yeah, i've treaded carefully for years. Also, they know in an awkwardly first-hand sort of way that i'm not gay
[02:05] AFHk: [Pantsless] it can work out awesome, though. one of my oldest and best friends started dating my sis a few years ago - now they are married with a kid and i have an awesome bro-in-law
[02:05] bennieloohoo: EXPLAIN
[02:05] FufuBunnySlayer: lol, I sense a story
[02:06] AFHk [Pantsless] leans in to hear the details of this new story
[02:06] AFHk [Pantsless] munches on some popcorn
[02:06] Mai: story time with maryth!
[02:06] MAryTH: before you interpret that badly, they were the party house and there was an unfortunate door lock failure between me and my girlfriend of several years
[02:06] AFHk: [Pantsless] (i dont have any in hagnks, sorry)
[02:06] bennieloohoo: keep going...
[02:06] AFHk: [Pantsless] you should use condoms instead of doorlocks
[02:06] MAryTH: damnit
[02:07] MAryTH: see this is what abstenance only education does
[02:07] AFHk: [Pantsless] i know they seem less sturdy, but right tool for the job is important as anything
[02:07] Mai: at least it wasn't sheets, orthodox style
[02:07] AFHk: [Pantsless] lol maryth
[02:07] bennieloohoo: hahahaha
[02:08] AFHk: [Pantsless] i base my religious views on late night infomercials, i can only have sex through a hole in Carleton Sheets
[02:08] MAryTH: anyways, it turns out I didn't actually blind them with my white ass when they walked into the guest room, but any doubts were most definitely eradicated then and there
[02:08] AFHk [Pantsless] hopes at least 1 person will get that joke
[02:09] MAryTH: eww
[02:09] AFHk: [Pantsless] they walked out of the room and said "you know, lindsay could use a good pounding like that"
[02:09] Mai: lol dude that was awful
[02:09] bennieloohoo: pretty good story
[02:09] AFHk: [Pantsless] (her name is lindsay now)
[02:09] MAryTH: ok, I need you guys to remind me of something
[02:10] MAryTH: next time i'm sober
[02:10] MAryTH: tell me not to log into kol after drinks
[02:10] FufuBunnySlayer: lol
[02:10] Mai: "the shade of his ass mixed with the shade of our daughter will create perfectly toned grandchildren!"
[02:10] AFHk: [Pantsless] "he seems like a nice young man, and i thought that thing he was doing with his leg was pretty ingenious, actually"
[02:10] bennieloohoo: i will jawbruise whoever reminds maryth of that B|
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by FufuBunnySlayer » Tue May 24, 2011 1:44 am

[02:15] AFHk: [stupac2] asshole!
[02:16] bennieloohoo: coming from you that is probably a compliment since it is in the Butt region
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by thacon » Tue May 24, 2011 6:20 am

FufuBunnySlayer wrote:[01:58] MAryTH: [link]
Booo!

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by bennieloohoo » Tue May 24, 2011 6:33 am

I still have the link :twisted:

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by top1214 » Tue May 24, 2011 9:56 am

thacon wrote:
FufuBunnySlayer wrote:[01:58] MAryTH: [link]
Booo!

Seconded!

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Mai » Tue May 24, 2011 1:23 pm

The next day:

[clan] MAryTH: "Grep terms: sister maui white ass #biwinning"
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by Luath » Tue May 24, 2011 2:03 pm

top1214 wrote:
thacon wrote:
FufuBunnySlayer wrote:[01:58] MAryTH: [link]
Booo!

Seconded!
Fix't in the original just for you all with a little help from my friends on high.


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Re: great moments in chat

Post by thacon » Tue May 24, 2011 3:28 pm

I knew what was coming, but I clicked on it anyway.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by slaphappy snark » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:38 pm

[15:35] Pantsless: i have regular access to some high-quality boobs. but i suppose they arent actually mine.
[15:36] thacon: rentals?
[15:36] Pantsless: like, divorce could take them from me, whereas if i buy a snowtome, that is forever.
[15:36] thacon: or lease?
[15:36] thacon: I think you just wrote my vows for me

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by JParmar44 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:52 pm

[23:49] Pantsless: i think UP was just looking for help with farming. there are very few cases where leethal-levels of buffs are cost-effective
[23:49] SpadeOfPhil: She makes like 30k/adv in hobopolis
[23:49] SpadeOfPhil: and 350k/adv in slimetube
[23:49] SpadeOfPhil: :-P
[23:50] SpadeOfPhil: But she is a great philanthropist
[23:50] Transplanted_Entwife: yes, she is =)
[23:50] Pantsless: Philanthropist, from the latin "anthropist" which means "is the guy who controls this account a lot"
[23:51] Transplanted_Entwife: you can't spell "philanthropist" without "phil"!
[23:51] SpadeOfPhil: You are so learned, pantsless

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by stupac2 » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:44 pm

[21:42] Pantsless: so i had this ridiculous chair on my head while i was fucking some dude

No context!

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by zombiepops » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:43 pm

in the theme of lack of context:
bmaher (AFH): the diaper is staying on
I'm brainy for Zombiepops!

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by top1214 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:54 am

Transplanted_Entwife (private): what, Quamper's mom took Whoremoans@gmail.com before you could register it? =P

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by transplanted_entwife » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:02 pm

top1214 wrote:Transplanted_Entwife (private): what, Quamper's mom took Whoremoans@gmail.com before you could register it? =P

Gah! "Private" message phail! =P


So... I never DID get an answer...
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by top1214 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:24 pm

transplanted_entwife wrote:
top1214 wrote:Transplanted_Entwife (private): what, Quamper's mom took Whoremoans@gmail.com before you could register it? =P

Gah! "Private" message phail! =P


So... I never DID get an answer...
Oh right...we've outed Q's mom. She's going to get so many emails now. Sorry Q's mom!

Also, sorry. I thought it was "private" b/c it was part of a larger private discussion...I will clear next time before I post a PM here.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by transplanted_entwife » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:32 pm

top1214 wrote:
transplanted_entwife wrote:
top1214 wrote:Transplanted_Entwife (private): what, Quamper's mom took Whoremoans@gmail.com before you could register it? =P

Gah! "Private" message phail! =P


So... I never DID get an answer...
Oh right...we've outed Q's mom. She's going to get so many emails now. Sorry Q's mom!

Also, sorry. I thought it was "private" b/c it was part of a larger private discussion...I will clear next time before I post a PM here.
Hehe... no worries, WM. I thought it was funny =)
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by slaphappy snark » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:03 am

[22:00] Felgod (AFHk): I feel sorry for NPC's when I go up to them for the first time and already have the quest items...
[22:01] Felgod (AFHk): Welcome to Mt. McLargeHuge!!! You'll need to go on an epic quest to find... why are you dumping out your rucksac good sir?

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by NardoLoopa » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:01 pm

So, I log into chat and . . .

[19:59] thacon: PRIVATE: I too like to involve elephants in my gay time
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by thacon » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:08 pm

I knew this was going to happen <_<

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Post by transplanted_entwife » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:32 pm

...

and so close to the wedding!
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by top1214 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:03 pm

So thacon likes a little of his junk in the trunk?

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by transplanted_entwife » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:11 pm

Did you just call Thacon's junk little, whore?

(And see, kids, the importance of proper punctuation?)
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Re: great moments in chat

Post by top1214 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:13 pm

I suppose it depends on the talent level of the elephant.

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by JParmar44 » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:10 am

[16:08] punicron: nowadays i just pretend that any movie diCaprio has been in was just another layer of Inception
[16:09] punicron: like, at the end of Titanic, he goes under the water, the start of Inception is him waking up on a beach...BWAAAAAM

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by quamper » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:59 am

Fred Nefler (AFH): I like the gayroller

oh and

LotsOfPhil: don't be a dick sham

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by lotsofphil » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:36 pm

quamper wrote: LotsOfPhil: don't be a dick sham
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I wasted 11 turns on the awesome speed run :(

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by lotsofphil » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:30 am

[09:28][clan] darkgreycat (AFH): What's the term for a scarecrow with spangly mariachi pants? A spanglyass?

[09:29][clan] Eevilcat (AFH): glitterbum?

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Re: great moments in chat

Post by top1214 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:43 am

lotsofphil wrote:[09:28][clan] darkgreycat (AFH): What's the term for a scarecrow with spangly mariachi pants? A spanglyass?

[09:29][clan] Eevilcat (AFH): glitterbum?
Is spanglecrotch not catching on?

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