It is slower than Phils.
But I made some different choices, such as choosing not to make a spreadsheet.
So perhaps it will add an additional perspective
Went Mox sign to get torso, because I wanted to pull stealth vest. I imagine in faster runs, hair shirt will be a thing because of stat starving. It worked for me this run since screwdriver took less than 4 turns.
Took Astral Pilsner and Astral Mask
The only turn gen I pulled was a day 1 Night cap (Corpse drink)
Spoilers: I finished with about 15 turns and 1 fullness to spare.
Spoiler: Kept CI leveling/farming down to 51 (with UNDYING benefits)
I Chateau LFM, but should have done Writing desk.
Combat Tree is best Tree.
Get Priest as first Servant. Then Cat. Then whatever. Then maid.
Priest at all times unless in a zone that doesn't drop KA.
Pulls!
I was worried I'd have problems early on at 35 ML but I did not. Probably because of pudding skin and jarls pan DR.===Day 1===
[0] Ascension Start [0,0,0]
+> [0] Got dungeoneering kit, ten-leaf clover
#> Turn [0] pulled 1 cursed pony keg
#> Turn [0] pulled 1 cursed microwave
#> Turn [0] pulled 1 Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
#> Turn [0] pulled 1 Pantsgiving
#> Turn [0] pulled 1 over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
#> Turn [0] pulled 1 Gauntlets of the Blood Moon
#> Turn [0] pulled 1 Helm of the Scream Emperor
-> Turn [0] none
[1] The Secret Government Laboratory [20,29,12]
+> [1] Got Coinspiracy
=> Level 2 (Turn 1)! (4/6/3)
I wanted to get as much quest stuff done before going to CI. But I also wanted to save some zones until I got lash so I could lash a sonar bat, and some other things. My Main goal this run was to rush pirates.[2-11] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob [35,166,50]
+> [2] Got dinner roll, pat of butter
+> [3] Got dry cleaning receipt
+> [4] Got old love note
+> [7] Got can of sardines
+> [8] Got old love note
+> [9] Got finger exerciser
+> [10] Got finger exerciser
+> [11] Got ten-leaf clover
#> Turn [4] pulled 3 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
#> Turn [5] pulled 1 eyepatch
#> Turn [5] pulled 1 swashbuckling pants
#> Turn [5] pulled 1 stuffed shoulder parrot
=> Level 3 (Turn 4)! (6/9/5)
=> Level 4 (Turn 9)! (7/13/7)
[12] Guano Junction [0,0,0]
+> [12] Got sonar-in-a-biscuit, sonar-in-a-biscuit
[13-16] The Spooky Forest [20,96,18]
The second I got 25 mox I went to pirates, which was pretty early. I start them, but want to wait untill later to farm the hot wings I need, when I can do a bunch of NC at once.[17-33] The Secret Government Laboratory [579,1609,580]
+> [17] Got dinner roll
&> [18] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,54,0]
+> [18] Got Coinspiracy
+> [19] Got Coinspiracy
+> [20] Got Coinspiracy
+> [21] Got Coinspiracy
+> [22] Got Coinspiracy
+> [24] Got Coinspiracy
+> [25] Got Coinspiracy, delicious candy
+> [28] Got Coinspiracy
+> [30] Got Coinspiracy
&> [32] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,88,0]
+> [33] Got bottle of rum x 3
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (23 adventures gained) [10,11,5]
=> Level 5 (Turn 18)! (10/20/10)
=> Level 6 (Turn 24)! (18/30/18)
=> Level 7 (Turn 32)! (24/41/24)
Lash goat, die, repeat. So much milk V_V[34-40] Barrrney's Barrr [47,156,92]
[41] Cap'm Caronch's Map [11,29,8]
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (23 adventures gained) [10,10,7]
#> Turn [41] pulled 1 frilly skirt
[43-50] The Secret Government Laboratory [327,792,309]
+> [44] Got Coinspiracy
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (23 adventures gained) [5,11,7]
=> Level 8 (Turn 50)! (32/54/33)
At this point I wanted meat to get the stealth shirt. Also had a few other places I could go that gave Ka and Quest progress[51-56] The Goatlet [49,176,53]
+> [51] Got glass of goat's milk, glass of goat's milk, goat cheese
+> [55] Got glass of goat's milk, glass of goat's milk, goat cheese
+> [56] Got goat cheese
If there is a single turn at CI, it is either to die to reset HP, or to go shopping. Here I wanted to get stomach so I could eat Ghost dog. In a low skill run with limited NC, it may or may not save more turns than the 3 clovers worth of stats Sleepy dog gives.[57] The Beanbat Chamber [5,22,4]
+> [57] Got enchanted bean, sonar-in-a-biscuit
[58-62] The Boss Bat's Lair [22,106,33]
+> [62] Got batskin belt
[63] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob [0,0,0]
+> [63] Got Knob Goblin encryption key
[64-70] Cobb's Knob Harem [45,155,46]
+> [65] Got Knob Goblin perfume
+> [66] Got Knob Goblin harem veil
+> [70] Got Knob Goblin harem pants
[71] Throne Room [13,53,24]
+> [71] Got Cobb's Knob lab key, Crown of the Goblin King
#> Turn [71] pulled 1 Xiblaxian stealth cowl
#> Turn [71] pulled 1 Xiblaxian stealth vest
I use lash in Friars just to make sure I get hot wings, but it wasn't necessary because I didn't get any short zones.
And back to pirates and more pirate farming. My priest usually hits 14 right around Fc'le.[72] The Secret Government Laboratory [51,101,43]
o> Ate 2 dinner roll (8 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Ate 1 ghost dog (11 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
[73] The Dark Heart of the Woods [6,26,9]
+> [73] Got hot wing x 3
[74-81] The Dark Elbow of the Woods [48,131,35]
+> [74] Got hot wing
+> [76] Got Imp Ale x 3
+> [81] Got eldritch butterknife
[82-88] The Dark Heart of the Woods [24,86,37]
+> [82] Got hot plate
+> [83] Got hot wing
+> [88] Got box of birthday candles
[89-102] The Dark Neck of the Woods [65,253,77]
+> [91] Got imp unity ring
+> [93] Got hellion cube
+> [94] Got ruby W
+> [96] Got hot wing
+> [101] Got hellion cube
+> [102] Got dodecagram
o> Ate 1 can of sardines (3 adventures gained) [21,0,0]
In Fc'le you use the talismans of ITEM DROP.
At this point, all that is left are non Ka quest[103] The Infiltrationist [0,0,0]
[105] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
[106-112] The F'c'le [35,173,36]
+> [106] Got rigging shampoo
+> [108] Got mizzenmast mop
+> [111] Got ball polish
o> Ate 1 pat of butter (3 adventures gained) [0,0,25]

Lash hedge guy, die, repeat.
Also remember that farming for screwdriver gives Ka.
From here, CI is more about stats then Ka farming as I want to get to giants. I could/should have spent more time in the crypt. I spend a few turns to put down the obligatory florist plants. Should have dedicated a pants banish to the liches.&> [124] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,111,0]
&> [124] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,103,0]
&> [124] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,110,0]
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (23 adventures gained) [8,5,8]
=> Level 9 (Turn 117)! (40/68/41)
[125] Chateau Painting [12,35,22]
+> [125] Got barrel of gunpowder
#> Turn [125] pulled 1 unfinished ice sculpture
[126] ice sculpture [16,38,17]
+> [126] Got barrel of gunpowder
[127-129] The Secret Government Laboratory [131,325,132]
+> [128] Got Coinspiracy
+> [129] Got Coinspiracy
[130-131] The Degrassi Knoll Garage [13,54,15]
+> [130] Got tires
+> [131] Got celestial olive oil, long hard screw x 5, messy butt joint x 4, morningwood plank x 4
+> [131] Got raging hardwood plank x 5, thick caulk x 4, weirdwood plank x 4
#> Turn [131] pulled 1 corpsetini
#> Turn [131] pulled 3 smut orc keepsake box
#> Turn [131] pulled 1 smut orc keepsake box
[133-136] Twin Peak [24,93,29]
+> [136] Got rusty hedge trimmers x 3
[137] rusty hedge trimmers [0,0,0]
I just got YR at 10... meaning i have to suffer a hippy NC. This goes away next run (level 9 is a servant unlock so the skill comes 2 levels earlier)[138-146] The Secret Government Laboratory [372,868,338]
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (26 adventures gained) [6,5,10]
[147] The Defiled Niche [8,24,9]
[148] The Defiled Alcove [8,26,6]
=> Level 10 (Turn 148)! (50/85/51)
lash, die, repeat. Get mohawk as a normal drop anyway.[149-150] Hippy Camp [5,25,6]
+> [149] Got filthy corduroys
+> [150] Got filthy knitted dread sack, reodorant
Alternatively you have a few spare Talisman of ITEM DROP
No need to unlock HitS this time! Finish off some Ka farming at tavern and clean up some crypt before NC.[151-185] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship [299,882,303]
+> [151] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [153] Got Mohawk wig
+> [156] Got Tissue Paper Immateria
+> [157] Got metallic A
+> [159] Got amulet of extreme plot significance, soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [160] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [164] Got Tin Foil Immateria
+> [166] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [168] Got Gauze Immateria
+> [170] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [171] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [173] Got titanium assault umbrella
+> [176] Got Plastic Wrap Immateria
+> [183] Got soft green echo eyedrop antidote
+> [185] Got S.O.C.K.
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (23 adventures gained) [8,9,5]
[186-188] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) [22,74,30]
+> [186] Got heavy D
o> Drank 4 astral pilsner (45 adventures gained) [38,59,63]
[189-199] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) [122,348,116]
[200-201] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) [7,48,7]
[203-206] The Spooky Forest [19,73,17]
Giants allows me to just finish buying my last Spleen upgrade. Which isn't worth farming for itself, but if you get the Ka anyway...
Day 2+> [206] Got mosquito larva
[207] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 4) [3,17,6]
[208] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 3) [0,0,0]
[209] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2) [3,19,8]
[210] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1) [0,0,0]
[211] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1) [8,26,0]
[212] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1) [5,21,2]
[213] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 1) [0,0,0]
+> [213] Got Typical Tavern swill x 3
[214] The Secret Government Laboratory [43,108,46]
+> [214] Got experimental serum G-9
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (23 adventures gained) [7,5,8]
[215] The Defiled Nook [10,20,10]
+> [215] Got loose teeth
[216-225] The Defiled Cranny [110,315,93]
[226-227] The Defiled Nook [13,49,13]
+> [226] Got evil eye, skeleton bone
+> [227] Got evil eye, skeleton bone, skeleton bone, smart skull
o> Drank 1 corpsetini (22 adventures gained) [0,0,71]
I have about 96 adv now, and want to get to level to start farming Ka again.
Was a bit lazy about the woods. Pulled a spooky gro because i didn't want to risk a bad tail here with my low NC, but got mostly lucky.===Day 2===
[228-235] The Defiled Nook [62,222,64]
+> [228] Got old candy wrapper, smart skull
+> [229] Got loose teeth, loose teeth, skeleton bone
+> [230] Got dinner roll, smart skull
+> [231] Got skeleton bone, smart skull, whole turkey leg
+> [233] Got evil eye, loose teeth, loose teeth, skeleton bone
+> [234] Got evil eye, loose teeth, pat of butter
+> [235] Got skeleton bone x 3
[236-247] The Defiled Niche [74,951,103]
&> [247] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,110,0]
&> [247] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,110,0]
&> [247] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,111,0]
&> [247] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,111,0]
&> [247] Rest in your bed in the Chateau [0,111,0]
+> [247] Got ten-leaf clover, ten-leaf clover
[248-258] Oil Peak [102,343,121]
+> [248] Got bubblin' crude, bubblin' crude
+> [249] Got bubblin' crude
+> [250] Got bubblin' crude
+> [251] Got bubblin' crude, bubblin' crude
+> [252] Got bubblin' crude
+> [253] Got bubblin' crude, bubblin' crude
+> [254] Got bubblin' crude
+> [255] Got bubblin' crude
+> [256] Got bubblin' crude, jar of oil
+> [257] Got bubblin' crude, bubblin' crude
#> Turn [248] pulled 3 asbestos ore
#> Turn [248] pulled 1 ninja carabiner
#> Turn [248] pulled 1 ninja crampons
#> Turn [248] pulled 1 ninja rope
#> Turn [258] pulled 1 blackberry galoshes
=> Level 11 (Turn 256)! (59/104/60)
[259-272] The Black Forest [150,431,152]
+> [262] Got broken wings
+> [270] Got sunken eyes
[273] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency [0,0,0]
o> Drank 2 astral pilsner (27 adventures gained) [6,34,8]
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (23 adventures gained) [9,9,10]
[276-279] Mist-Shrouded Peak [60,167,48]
[280] The Spooky Forest [0,0,0]
+> [280] Got tree-holed coin
#> Turn [280] pulled 1 Spooky-Gro fertilizer
#> Turn [280] pulled 1 unfinished ice sculpture
#> Turn [280] pulled 1 4-d camera
[281] Chateau Painting [13,35,24]
+> [281] Got barrel of gunpowder
[282] ice sculpture [17,40,12]
+> [282] Got barrel of gunpowder
[283] Shaking 4-D Camera [13,43,12]
+> [283] Got barrel of gunpowder
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (25 adventures gained) [7,8,7]
[284-290] The Spooky Forest [38,110,35]
+> [284] Got Spooky Temple map
+> [290] Got spooky sapling
My plan for hidden city was to ignore the semi rare and just get the stone sheep as my combat and lash, undye, repeat.
30% of the time it works every time.
Hidden city has the highest amount of front loaded Ka in the level 11 quest.
I am limited on banishes, and I want to reduce guys in zones, so i took the time to banish janitors even with low NC. with double banish i might not bother.[291-295] The Hidden Temple [4,30,3]
+> [291] Got stone wool, stone wool
This time around I remembered you can get Thrice curse in a single combat. because UNDYING!!!!![296-299] The Hidden Park [42,99,48]
#> Turn [299] pulled 1 antique machete
[300] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) [0,0,0]
[301] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) [5,0,0]
[302] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) [0,0,0]
[303] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) [0,0,0]
o> Used 1 mummified beef haunch (25 adventures gained) [8,11,5]
I am using pants banishes here and in basement of spooky raven.
bowling ball lash isn't always successful. Pulled a matches book because it saved more than 3 turns.[304-312] The Hidden Apartment Building [121,355,118]
+> [309] Got McClusky file (page 1)
+> [310] Got McClusky file (page 2)
[313-323] The Hidden Office Building [135,364,148]
+> [313] Got McClusky file (page 3)
+> [318] Got boring binder clip
+> [320] Got McClusky file (page 4)
+> [322] Got McClusky file (complete), McClusky file (page 5)
o> Used 2 mummified beef haunch (48 adventures gained) [16,16,18]
[324] rusty hedge trimmers [0,0,0]
Ghost are stingy so I double clover. Its the only (other) thing I use clovers for. Besides stats.[325-335] The Hidden Bowling Alley [202,383,178]
+> [325] Got midriff scrubs
+> [326] Got bowling ball
+> [329] Got bowling ball
+> [331] Got bowling ball, bowling ball
+> [334] Got bowling ball
o> Used 2 mummified beef haunch (51 adventures gained) [16,14,13]
#> Turn [328] pulled 1 book of matches
[336-339] The Hidden Hospital [52,143,64]
+> [337] Got half-size scalpel
[340] A Massive Ziggurat [0,0,0]
[341-342] The Poop Deck [10,38,8]
[343-349] Belowdecks [75,262,85]
+> [346] Got gaudy key, snakehead charrrm
+> [349] Got gaudy key, snakehead charrrm
Here I kind of painted myself into a corner. I generated all my turns for the day earlier, but then didn't have enough Ka for the resist upgrades. I should have defered some of those Haunches untill the level 12 war.[350-355] A-Boo Peak [40,109,25]
+> [353] Got A-Boo clue, A-Boo clue, ten-leaf clover, ten-leaf clover
+> [355] Got A-Boo clue, A-Boo clue
[356-369] The Defiled Alcove [84,380,114]
+> [357] Got loose teeth
+> [361] Got loose teeth
+> [364] Got loose teeth
+> [369] Got loose teeth
[370] Haert of the Cyrpt [33,83,26]
+> [370] Got celestial olive oil, chest of the Bonerdagon, skull of the Bonerdagon, vertebra of the Bonerdagon
I can't do boo's clues until I get those resist up.
I want to get to the palindrome to farm more Ka, but I also want to have a disposable camera for them so I can get through the quest quicker.
And writing desk copies would have prevented 21 turns in Spookyraven (at cost of however long LFM took)
I am also not quite level 12 to start farming Ka there.
Don't want to get beat up out of combat, so I had to get beat up in combat between boo's clues[371-377] The Haunted Kitchen [39,127,38]
+> [377] Got Spookyraven billiards room key
o> Drank 1 Flivver (12 adventures gained) [11,22,14]
[378-383] The Haunted Billiards Room [23,79,16]
+> [379] Got pool cue
[384-392] The Haunted Library [55,185,57]
+> [385] Got inkwell
+> [388] Got disintegrating quill pen
+> [390] Got inkwell
+> [391] Got inkwell
+> [392] Got Lady Spookyraven's necklace
[393-399] The Haunted Bedroom [60,189,169]
+> [393] Got Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
+> [395] Got disposable instant camera
+> [399] Got Lady Spookyraven's finest gown
[400] Inside the Palindome [8,25,9]
+> [400] Got celestial olive oil
o> Used 1 chest of the Bonerdagon [150,165,150]
Finally level 12. I had about 130 turns left. No idea if that was enough to finish war and Spookyraven and warehouse at the time...[401] A-Boo Peak [0,0,0]
[402-404] Inside the Palindome [4,26,10]
+> [402] Got photograph of God
+> [403] Got photograph of a red nugget
[405] A-Boo Peak [0,0,0]
[406] Inside the Palindome [9,24,9]
[407-408] A-Boo Peak [0,0,0]
[409-418] Inside the Palindome [130,356,98]
+> [412] Got photograph of an ostrich egg
+> [414] Got photograph of a dog
+> [415] Got ketchup hound
[419-424] The Haunted Gallery [48,122,33]
+> [424] Got Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes
[425-433] The Haunted Bathroom [54,232,76]
+> [433] Got Lady Spookyraven's powder puff
[434] The Haunted Ballroom [100,110,100]
The 1 turn warstart makes up for the 40 turn warstart last run i guess. Used my 2nd ghost dog to ensure it.
Also, with only the spookyraven basement left, was worried about flyering. So made sure to Flyer, Undye, Repeat 3 times a combat and finished flyering at gremlins just before war.
At this point I know pretty much exactly how long it will take me to finish. Since it is an unimpressive low skill run I decide not to pull for nuns, which could have saved 10-20 turns (and still been slightly slower than Phils). This left me 25 turns for warehouse, which I expected to beat in as few as 2-8.=> Level 12 (Turn 434)! (73/125/75)
[435] Frat House [15,35,15]
+> [435] Got beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants
o> Ate 1 dinner roll (5 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Ate 1 ghost dog (13 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Ate 1 whole turkey leg (5 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
[436] Hippy Camp [0,0,0]
[437-441] The Haunted Ballroom [24,69,33]
+> [440] Got dance card
o> Ate 1 pat of butter (4 adventures gained) [0,0,22]
[442-448] The Haunted Wine Cellar [88,247,70]
+> [448] Got bottle of Chateau de Vinegar
[449-457] The Haunted Laundry Room [93,310,109]
+> [452] Got can of sardines
+> [457] Got blasting soda
[458] Cook 1 bottle of Chateau de Vinegar + 1 blasting soda [0,0,0]
[459-463] The Haunted Boiler Room [86,208,88]
+> [463] Got wine bomb
[464-466] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it [35,91,39]
+> [466] Got molybdenum hammer
[467-468] Over Where the Old Tires Are [24,60,26]
+> [468] Got molybdenum crescent wrench
[469-472] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator [46,146,47]
+> [472] Got molybdenum pliers
[473] Out by that Rusted-Out Car [11,35,10]
+> [473] Got molybdenum screwdriver
was worried about stats though as I was only 4 stats into Level 12. So pulled a hand in glove and hollow for some ML. Guess I could have checked what Hair shirt day it was as well.
At this point I have about 100 spare Ka, so you can waste as many turns as you want to lash 5 pages out of each warehouse dude.[474-482] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) [90,341,179]
+> [475] Got round purple sunglasses
+> [477] Got bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband
[483] The Hatching Chamber [18,42,13]
[484] The Feeding Chamber [9,41,18]
[485] The Royal Guard Chamber [11,47,11]
[486] The Filthworm Queen's Chamber [19,36,14]
#> Turn [486] pulled 1 Hand in Glove
#> Turn [486] pulled 1 Flaskfull of Hollow
[487-545] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) [1045,2809,1264]
[546] The Big Wisniewski [82,167,59]
+> [546] Got ten-leaf clover
[547-551] The Haunted Bathroom [0,1634,0]
+> [547] Got ten-leaf clover x 3
+> [550] Got ten-leaf clover
#> Turn [547] pulled 3 disassembled clover
#> Turn [550] pulled 1 disassembled clover
=> Level 13 (Turn 551)! (83/148/87)
[552] The Naughty Sorceress' Chamber [19,41,20]
[553] Unknown Adventure #437 [0,0,0]
So a 15-30 turn window with that rng and no consumables (besides day 1 NC).[554-559] The Secret Council Warehouse [80,202,71]
Turn rundown finished!
* No fancy consumable pulls
* Less turns spent in CI
* Was lazy about some things (writing desk, NC usage, ect that could cut turns)
* skipped nuns trick which would have shaved off 15 + 7 turns? (and then been just as fast ^_^)
I am sure you clever people reading this could combine strats from both to make a cheap low skill 2 day attempt yourself. Go do that you.