HappyKitten's 10/1454 Bad Moon DB (:words:)

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HappyKitten's 10/1454 Bad Moon DB (:words:)

Post by HippoKing » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:52 pm

This thread was written as I went along, from day 6 to day 10. This is why some of it my contradict what I say later - it wasn't all written with hindsight. This intro may not still apply.

To preface this, at the time of writing, this run is unfinished. I am 6 days in, and I am posting this thread because on day 6, I started doing pretty dumb things. I figure this is partly because I lack direction and haven't really thought about it, so I thought posting a log might help if only to get me thinking about stuff. The more help and advice you can give me, the better.

I'll start with context on the run: I have done a full set of Bad Moon ascensions before (well, nearly - I prism break tomorrow on my main), but this is my first non-cat DB run. When I started, it was really just to get some Boxers for this character while doing a run I wouldn't feel bad about ignoring for a while since I have exams all next week. However, I do not like studying, and I spent rather more time on the run than I should have. I also felt I might be getting the hang of Bad Moon slightly better. Finally, the real reason I decided to try and make this one pretty fast is that in Hardcore, I've been blaming the fact that I'm comparatively slow on a lack of skills and IOTMs. In Bad Moon I have no such excuse, so if I can't do a decent Bad Moon, I pretty much have to admit that I'm rubbish at KoL, and I'd rather not do that. So, at this point, I'm trying to make it as fast as possible, which is probably "not very".

Since I am writing this on day 6, the later stuff is more detailed as I remember more about it. I intend on updating the log daily, as I do my stuff.
NEW Disco Bandit ASCENSION STARTED 20090606
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This log was created by the Ascension Log Visualizer 1.2.1.
The basic idea and the format of this parser have been burrowed from the AFH MafiaLog Parser by VladimirPootin and QuantumNightmare.

===Day 1===


[0] Ascension Start [0,0,0]
[1-3] Sleazy Back Alley [1,1,1]
[4-6] Haunted Pantry [2,1,0]
+> [5] Got razor-sharp can lid
[7-9] Sleazy Back Alley [0,0,0]
+> [8] Got Harold's bell
%> [9] Badmoon: Sandwiched in the Club
[10-13] Guild Challenge [0,0,0]
[14-15] Sleazy Back Alley [0,0,9]
=> Level 2 (Turn 15)! (3/2/5)
[16-21] Haunted Pantry [1,1,7]
[22-25] Outskirts of The Knob [1,2,2]
+> [25] Got Knob Goblin encryption key
[26-31] Sleazy Back Alley [4,5,16]
+> [27] Got spider web
[32-40] Spooky Forest [7,5,8]
+> [32] Got Spooky Temple map
+> [34] Got stolen accordion
+> [36] Got spooky sapling
o> Ate 1 Lord of the Flies-sized fries (5 adventures gained) [0,28,-28]

Holy crap, how did I manage to buy the wrong food. This is the first of many dumb mistakes.
[41] Sleazy Back Alley [2,1,2]
[42-46] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,12]
o> Drank 1 strawberry daiquiri (5 adventures gained) [0,0,8]
o> Drank 1 tequila sunrise (6 adventures gained) [8,0,0]
[47-49] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
o> Ate 2 Brimstone Chicken Sandwich (10 adventures gained) [-54,0,55]
=> Level 3 (Turn 49)! (0/7/10)
[51-52] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
[53] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
o> Drank 1 Mad Train wine (4 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Drank 2 shot of grapefruit schnapps (5 adventures gained) [0,8,0]
[54] Sleazy Back Alley [0,0,5]
[55-65] Spooky Forest [4,6,17]
+> [56] Got mosquito larva
%> [62] Badmoon: This Doesn't Look Like Candy Mountain
o> Ate 2 Brimstone Chicken Sandwich (11 adventures gained) [-53,0,54]
-> Turn [56] Mosquito
=> Level 4 (Turn 63)! (0/7/13)
[66-69] Unlucky Sewer [0,0,0]
+> [66] Got worthless trinket
+> [69] Got worthless trinket
-> Turn [69] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[70-72] Haunted Pantry [0,0,4]
+> [71] Got chef's hat
[73-89] Sleazy Back Alley [29,25,51]
+> [89] Got filthy lucre
o> Drank 1 Mad Train wine (4 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Used 1 barskin tent [0,2,4]

Not quite sure why I decided to alley lucre on day 1, but it didn't go too badly. Definitely not the finest decision ever made though.
===Day 2===

[90-102] Spooky Forest [20,23,29]
+> [98] Got spices
+> [101] Got Spooky-Gro fertilizer
[103] Hidden Temple [0,0,0]
[104] Spooky Forest [0,0,0]
%> [104] Badmoon: That's My Favorite Kind of Contraption
+> [104] Got gourd potion
Didn't mean to go to the Temple, I clicked on the wrong button. I do this a lot. Also, picked up Torso, for all the good it'll do me - at the time of writing (day 6), I've yet to see a single shirt drop. Guess that Lucre wasn't completely wasted though - I finally I remembered about the Gourd.
[105-121] Haiku Dungeon [26,31,55]
+> [121] Got Knob mushroom
[122] Cook 1 Knob mushroom + 1 fairy gravy boat [0,0,0]
+> [122] Got pregnant mushroom
-> Turn [122] Baby Gravy Fairy
[123-126] Typical Tavern Quest [0,0,0]
[127-128] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
[129] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
[131] Degrassi Knoll [0,0,0]
[132-134] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (1 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
[135-145] Degrassi Knoll [18,13,24]
+> [138] Got Gnollish toolbox
+> [145] Got tires
o> Drank 1 redrum (5 adventures gained) [0,18,0]
o> Drank 1 rum and cola (6 adventures gained) [0,0,10]
[146-148] Unlucky Sewer [0,0,0]
+> [147] Got worthless trinket
+> [148] Got worthless knick-knack
[149-157] Degrassi Knoll [12,13,26]
+> [152] Got Knoll mushroom
+> [154] Got Knoll mushroom
+> [155] Got Gnollish toolbox
%> [157] Badmoon: Flowers For Tonald
o> Ate 4 spooky mushroom (11 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
[158] South of the Border [0,0,0]
[159] Cook 1 skewer + 1 Knoll mushroom [0,0,0]
o> Ate 1 Knoll shroomkabob (4 adventures gained) [7,0,0]
[161-163] South of the Border [0,0,0]
%> [163] Badmoon: The Beaten-Senseless Man's Hand
+> [163] Got coconut shell, little paper umbrella
-> Turn [162] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[164-165] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
+> [165] Got magical ice cubes
o> Ate 1 stalk of asparagus (1 adventures gained) [0,3,0]
[166] Mix 1 little paper umbrella + 1 tequila sunrise [0,0,0]
+> [166] Got magical ice cubes
o> Drank 2 Mad Train wine (7 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Drank 1 ducha de oro (12 adventures gained) [9,27,0]
o> Drank 1 ice-cold Willer (1 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Drank 1 shot of tomato schnapps (3 adventures gained) [1,2,2]
Day finished OK - got my meat adventures together in time for AC before rollover, let rollover take care of the rest of Beaten Senseless.
===Day 3===

[167] Smith 1 banjo strings + 1 big rock [0,0,0]
[168] Smith 1 stone banjo + 1 disco ball [0,0,0]
[169-194] Fun House [76,50,144]
+> [169] Got box, disease
+> [176] Got magical ice cubes
+> [178] Got boxed wine
+> [179] Got box
+> [184] Got coconut shell
+> [193] Got box
-> Turn [175] Baby Gravy Fairy
=> Level 5 (Turn 170)! (8/14/20)
[195-196] Outskirts of The Knob [3,0,3]
#> [195] Semirare: Lunchboxing
o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (1 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
[197-202] Fun House [20,21,54]
+> [198] Got bottle of tequila
+> [200] Got box
-> Turn [198] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[203] Smith 1 Disco Banjo + 1 vial of mojo [0,0,0]

Man, I spent a lot of time in the Fun House. I sure hope that LEW is worth it, I don't really know why I did that. Hopefully I can recoup some of the wasted turns on the nuns, and it should at least make this easier. I believe it is while I am in the Fun House, I buy Envy. I have no idea how I forgot this until now. I guess I might just have to admit that I am not good at KoL.
-> Turn [203] Baby Gravy Fairy
[204] Degrassi Knoll [0,2,7]
[205-208] Pre-Cyrpt Cemetary [4,4,24]
+> [205] Got loose teeth
+> [206] Got smart skull
+> [207] Got smart skull
-> Turn [208] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[210-213] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
[214-228] Pre-Cyrpt Cemetary [37,25,100]
+> [218] Got loose teeth
+> [219] Got smart skull
+> [221] Got smart skull
+> [225] Got grave robbing shovel
+> [226] Got loose teeth
-> Turn [215] Baby Gravy Fairy
-> Turn [225] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[229] Mix [0,0,0]
o> Drank 1 calle de miel (10 adventures gained) [10,0,33]
[231-242] Typical Tavern Quest [22,22,52]
o> Drank 1 ocean motion (10 adventures gained) [25,8,0]
-> Turn [242] Baby Gravy Fairy
[243-249] Fernswarthy's Ruins [11,12,24]
%> [247] Badmoon: Mind the Fine Print
o> Drank 1 thermos full of Knob coffee (6 adventures gained) [5,5,8]
-> Turn [249] Mosquito
[250] Typical Tavern Quest [13,7,27]
+> [250] Got Baron von Ratsworth's monocle
=> Level 6 (Turn 250)! (16/19/29)
[251-252] Fernswarthy's Ruins [6,1,13]
+> [252] Got disembodied brain
-> Turn [251] Baby Gravy Fairy
[253-256] Typical Tavern [66,62,0]
%> [255] Badmoon: Because Stereotypes Are Awesome
+> [255] Got leprechaun hatchling
+> [256] Got beer lens, beer lens
o> Ate 1 Knob pasty (6 adventures gained) [5,6,7]
o> Drank 1 ice-cold Willer (1 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
[257-262] Fernswarthy's Ruins [9,6,27]
+> [260] Got chef-in-the-box
[263-273] Fernswarthy's Ruins [26,26,56]
+> [273] Got disembodied brain
o> Ate 2 lemon meringue pie (12 adventures gained) [16,0,0]
o> Ate 1 lihc eye pie (7 adventures gained) [0,11,0]
[274-293] Degrassi Knoll [35,29,76]
+> [275] Got Knoll mushroom
+> [277] Got Gnollish toolbox
+> [280] Got Knoll mushroom, Knoll mushroom
+> [287] Got Gnollish toolbox
+> [289] Got Knoll mushroom
+> [293] Got bartender-in-the-box, little paper umbrella, little paper umbrella, magical ice cubes
o> Ate 1 Knob pasty (7 adventures gained) [6,6,8]
o> Drank 1 blended frozen swill (13 adventures gained) [3,2,38]
o> Ate 1 spooky shroomkabob (4 adventures gained) [0,0,10]
Got my innaboxen together, decided that going for a meat maid would be foolish. Got rather lucky in the tavern.

===Day 4===

[294] Guano Junction [4,2,4]
+> [294] Got sonar-in-a-biscuit
[295-300] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
o> Drank 2 blended frozen swill (24 adventures gained) [5,4,65]
[301-305] Guano Junction [6,11,31]
+> [301] Got baseball
+> [303] Got sonar-in-a-biscuit
+> [305] Got broken skull, loose teeth
[306-308] Guano Junction [7,7,12]
+> [308] Got sonar-in-a-biscuit
-> Turn [308] Leprechaun
[309-314] Boss Bat's Lair [20,12,42]
+> [314] Got Boss Bat bandana
-> Turn [314] Baby Gravy Fairy

Probably should have used Harold's Bell here.
[315-329] Knob Goblin Harem [31,35,84]
+> [316] Got Knob Goblin perfume
+> [317] Got Knob Goblin harem pants
+> [318] Got Cobb's Knob lab key
+> [329] Got Knob Goblin harem veil
[330] King's Chamber [20,20,38]
+> [330] Got Crown of the Goblin King
[331-355] 8-Bit Realm [60,63,163]
o> Drank 1 a little sump'm sump'm (14 adventures gained) [0,26,10]
-> Turn [355] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[356] Dark Heart of the Woods [4,9,7]
-> Turn [356] Baby Gravy Fairy
[357] Defiled Nook [0,0,0]
+> [357] Got skeleton bone
[358-364] Daily Dungeon [4,4,11]
+> [364] Got Sneaky Pete's key, odor extractor

Mainstat key the first day I hit the Dungeon, woop woop.
-> Turn [361] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[365-367] Dark Heart of the Woods [10,7,22]
-> Turn [367] Baby Gravy Fairy
[368-375] Whitey's Grove [31,24,66]
+> [370] Got bird rib
-> Turn [375] Blood-Faced Volleyball
=> Level 7 (Turn 368)! (25/26/40)
[376] Knob Goblin Kitchens [14,14,22]
#> [376] Semirare: Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain
o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (1 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Used 1 suntan lotion of moxiousness [0,0,12]
-> Turn [376] Baby Gravy Fairy
Time to put that key to good use, delicious pies
[377-395] Menagerie 1 [75,71,179]
+> [386] Got lime
+> [388] Got lime
+> [389] Got lime
+> [391] Got lime
o> Ate 1 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie (14 adventures gained) [0,0,37]
o> Drank 2 fine wine (4 adventures gained) [0,0,11]
[396-397] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
[399-419] Menagerie 1 [98,83,209]
+> [412] Got lime
+> [413] Got lime
+> [415] Got lime
+> [418] Got lime
+> [419] Got lime
o> Ate 2 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie (30 adventures gained) [0,0,71]
-> Turn [419] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[420-427] Dark Heart of the Woods [37,31,66]
+> [427] Got box of birthday candles
[428-437] Dark Elbow of the Woods [43,40,84]
+> [436] Got coconut shell, little paper umbrella, magical ice cubes
+> [437] Got coconut shell, little paper umbrella, magical ice cubes
o> Used 1 Manual of Dexterity [0,0,20]
o> Ate 3 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie (57 adventures gained) [0,0,95]
o> Ate 2 cherry (4 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Drank 1 slip 'n' slide (11 adventures gained) [34,0,0]

If I'd play this day differently, I probably could have gotten liver. Oh well, you live and learn. Too many cherries, may be shouldn't eat those raw.

===Day 5===

[438-447] Dark Elbow of the Woods [41,39,71]
+> [446] Got eldritch butterknife
+> [447] Got eldritch butterknife
-> Turn [447] Baby Gravy Fairy
[448-464] Whitey's Grove [35,34,78]
+> [453] Got boxed wine, boxed wine, boxed wine
+> [454] Got lion oil
-> Turn [458] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[465-472] White Citadel [21,50,59]
+> [465] Got filthy knitted dread sack
+> [472] Got filthy corduroys
-> Turn [465] Baby Gravy Fairy
-> Turn [472] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[473] Dark Neck of the Woods [4,1,10]
+> [473] Got ruby W, wussiness potion
[474] White Citadel [30,0,0]
[475-478] Whitey's Grove [7,12,8]
%> [478] Badmoon: A White Lie
[479-483] Daily Dungeon [6,2,9]
[484-490] Dark Neck of the Woods [24,15,29]
+> [490] Got dodecagram
[491-495] Friar's Gate [13,18,35]
[496-498] Moxie Vacation [0,0,24]
[499-524] Friar's Gate [81,74,228]
+> [503] Got Azazel's unicorn
+> [513] Got Azazel's lollipop
+> [523] Got Azazel's tutu
=> Level 8 (Turn 502)! (33/34/53)
Finally - thanks to Whitey's Grove, I have the meat I need.
[525] Defiled Niche [5,3,12]
[526] Daily Dungeon [0,0,0]
[527-529] Defiled Nook [14,18,23]
+> [528] Got loose teeth
+> [529] Got skeleton bone, smart skull
[530-531] Daily Dungeon [0,0,0]
+> [531] Got Boris's ring
[532-533] Defiled Nook [4,13,19]
+> [532] Got skeleton bone, smart skull
+> [533] Got smart skull
[534] Friar's Gate [0,0,0]
+> [534] Got steel margarita
[535-536] Defiled Nook [14,5,20]
+> [535] Got skeleton bone
+> [536] Got skeleton bone, smart skull
[537] Barrel Full of Barrels [3,3,7]
[538] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
o> Drank 2 pink pony (26 adventures gained) [53,0,20]
[541-544] Defiled Nook [23,24,94]
+> [542] Got loose teeth, skeleton bone
+> [543] Got loose teeth
+> [544] Got skeleton bone, skeleton bone, skeleton bone
[545-549] Defiled Alcove [30,36,72]
+> [549] Got loose teeth
[550] Defiled Niche [9,1,11]
[551] Defiled Cranny [29,29,39]
[553-556] Defiled Niche [18,19,43]
[557] Outskirts of The Knob [0,0,0]
#> [557] Semirare: Lunchboxing
o> Ate 1 Knob pasty (8 adventures gained) [6,5,6]
o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (1 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
o> Ate 1 hot wing (2 adventures gained) [0,2,0]
[558-559] Defiled Niche [23,23,32]
[560-573] Defiled Cranny [102,135,188]
[574-576] Muscle Vacation [0,0,0]
+> [576] Got stick of dynamite
[577-579] Moxie Vacation [0,0,0]
+> [579] Got barbed-wire fence
[580-585] Mysticality Vacation [0,0,0]
+> [582] Got little paper umbrella, little paper umbrella, little paper umbrella
And again, I press the wrong button. Still, I got lucky getting garnishes, shame that they're offstat.
o> Drank 2 thermos full of Knob coffee (13 adventures gained) [10,12,10]
[583-585] Moxie Vacation [0,0,19]
[586-587] Unlucky Sewer [0,0,0]
+> [587] Got worthless gewgaw
-> Turn [587] Baby Gravy Fairy
[588-599] Pirate Cove [49,38,69]
+> [588] Got bottle of rum
+> [593] Got swashbuckling pants
+> [594] Got eyepatch
+> [596] Got bottle of rum
+> [599] Got stuffed shoulder parrot
o> Drank 1 perpendicular hula (10 adventures gained) [0,0,36]
[600-605] Haunted Billiards Room [14,13,18]
+> [600] Got pool cue
o> Used 1 Manual of Dexterity [0,0,40]
o> Drank 1 horizontal tango (10 adventures gained) [0,35,0]
-> Turn [602] Blood-Faced Volleyball

Urgh, realised pretty late on that I'd forgotten to unlock the manor while I was lower level. This was an error.

===Day 6===

[606-611] Haunted Billiards Room [10,10,22]
+> [606] Got little paper umbrella, little paper umbrella, magical ice cubes
%> [611] Badmoon: Vole Call!
[612-615] Haunted Library [9,12,29]
+> [612] Got inkwell
o> Ate 3 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie (53 adventures gained) [0,0,93]
-> Turn [612] Baby Gravy Fairy
-> Turn [615] Blood-Faced Volleyball

Realised at this point I'd also forgotten to screw the bonerdagon over.
[616] Haert of the Cyrpt [32,20,66]
+> [616] Got chest of the Bonerdagon, skull of the Bonerdagon
o> Used 1 chest of the Bonerdagon [150,150,150]
-> Turn [616] Baby Gravy Fairy
[617-625] Itznotyerzitz Mine [37,26,71]
+> [624] Got 7-Foot Dwarven mattock
+> [625] Got miner's helmet, miner's pants
[626-627] Itznotyerzitz Mine (in Disguise) [0,0,0]
[628-636] Itznotyerzitz Mine (in Disguise) [0,0,0]
Out of limes, today has a goat lucre. It's as good a place as any.
[638-678] Goatlet [389,396,637]
+> [642] Got glass of goat's milk, goat cheese
+> [643] Got bottle of whiskey
+> [645] Got glass of goat's milk, goat cheese
+> [650] Got glass of goat's milk, goat cheese
+> [651] Got goat cheese
+> [653] Got goat cheese
+> [655] Got bottle of whiskey
+> [657] Got bottle of whiskey
+> [658] Got bottle of whiskey
+> [660] Got goat cheese
+> [663] Got goat cheese
+> [664] Got bottle of whiskey
+> [669] Got goat cheese
+> [671] Got goat cheese
+> [673] Got goat cheese
+> [676] Got bottle of whiskey
+> [678] Got filthy lucre
-> Turn [660] Blood-Faced Volleyball
=> Level 9 (Turn 672)! (47/47/69)
[679-695] Barrrney's Barrr [298,273,404]
+> [679] Got bottle of rum
+> [683] Got bottle of rum
+> [684] Got bottle of rum
+> [691] Got bottle of rum
+> [694] Got bottle of rum
o> Used 10 hair spray [5,11,9]
o> Drank 1 perpendicular hula (14 adventures gained) [0,0,35]
o> Drank 3 roll in the hay (35 adventures gained) [0,104,0]
o> Drank 1 sangria (7 adventures gained) [0,9,0]
[696] Cap'm Caronch's Map [6,7,18]
[697] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
[698] Orcish Frathouse Blueprints [0,0,0]
[699-700] Barrrney's Barrr [0,0,0]
-> Turn [700] Baby Gravy Fairy
I think this is where I start being really stupid.
[701-708] F'c'le [40,84,83]
+> [702] Got ball polish
+> [704] Got rigging shampoo
+> [705] Got barrrnacle
+> [706] Got mizzenmast mop
I used eyedrops and Styx cologne for this, still got pretty lucky on the drops. However, I wasted an adventure because I forgot to use the Ball Polish. Classy. Figured I'd burn off the last of my +items in the Chasm.
[709-710] Orc Chasm [6,10,29]
+> [709] Got 30669 scroll
-> Turn [710] Blood-Faced Volleyball
So, what shall I do now? May as well try to unlock the ballroom for that +noncom. This can't go wrong. Oh wait, yes it can. There is no way I can deal with these nightstands.
[711-714] Haunted Bedroom [75,0,0]
+> [711] Got Lord Spookyraven's spectacles

Well, I wanted the noncom to get my wand anyway. Wand would be nice before I do the Chasm. Hang on, I completely forgot to unlock the DoD.
[715-718] Greater-Than Sign [0,0,8]
+> [715] Got plus sign

Got insanely lucky here - picked up Plus sign first, then teleportitis and Oracle in 2 consecutive adventures. Burning off the teleportitis:
[719-720] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
[721] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
[723] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]

For some reason, the log doesn't see adventure 722. Adventure 722 is one of my biggest screwups so far, and I was totally saved by the RNG. I got teleportitis on adventure 719, completely forgetting about my semi-rare coming up on adventure 722. I have no SGEEAs yet, obviously. Great. Time to closet my meat and bite the bullet. It sent me... to the Limerick Dungeon, for Cyclops Eyedrops. I was intending to get an ASCII, but jesus christ I'm happy with that.

However, I decided the RNG could save me from all of my downs, and so I became bizarrely fixated on unlocking the Ballroom again.
[724-731] Haunted Bedroom [149,72,74]
o> Ate 2 fortune cookie (2 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
[732-737] Dungeons of Doom [41,12,42]
-> Turn [733] Baby Gravy Fairy
[738-739] Haunted Bedroom [0,0,0]
-> Turn [739] Blood-Faced Volleyball
Finally got it unlocked, after burning some beaten up in the DoD. No wand.
[740] Haunted Ballroom [0,0,0]
[741-742] Haunted Ballroom [15,19,32]
+> [741] Got dance card

I finally come to my senses and stop dicking around in spookyraven. Time to do some quest. I also decide to buy Disco Power Nap, to save MP. I can no longer afford a wand, but the Chasm will change this. I eyedrop up and sally forth.
-> Turn [742] Baby Gravy Fairy
[743-764] Orc Chasm [108,129,244]
+> [744] Got 30669 scroll
+> [746] Got lowercase N
+> [749] Got 334 scroll
+> [751] Got 30669 scroll
+> [752] Got 33398 scroll
+> [753] Got 33398 scroll
+> [755] Got 33398 scroll
+> [757] Got 33398 scroll
+> [760] Got 334 scroll
+> [761] Got lowercase N
+> [764] Got 30669 scroll
-> Turn [762] Blood-Faced Volleyball
Hit my first Adding Machine without the right stuff, wish I had a wand. Another of my specials coming up - I double clicked, using my last free rest, and a costly one which restored nothing. Great.
[765] Rest in your dwelling [0,0,0]
[766-768] Orc Chasm [18,20,41]
+> [766] Got 33398 scroll
o> Ate 1 creamsicle (1 adventures gained) [8,9,10]
o> Drank 1 roll in the hay (11 adventures gained) [0,35,0]

And I'm done for the night.

I guess tomorrow I'll finish up the Chasm, finally get my wand and powerlevel some. Since I'm out of limes and I have a lucre, I'll spend some time farming those.

Day 6 Status:
I'm Level 9. Up to level 7 quests done. Will wait for Black Paint/Titanium Umbrella for Tr4pz0r, I just need to run into an Adding Machine for level 9 to finish. I doubt I'll get a 31337. No wand. Ballroom unlocked, no song. Pirates are done. I have the Barrrnacle and the Mosquito. My tower item collection is very limited.


Update: Time to start day 7.

===Day 7===
o> Used 1 Manual of Dexterity [0,0,100]
[770-771] Orc Chasm [12,16,22]
+> [770] Got odor extractor
+> [771] Got odor extractor
-> Turn [771] Baby Gravy Fairy

Not sure quite what it means here - I fought one flaming troll, made my 64735 scroll with an Adding Machine, then turned a lucre into an extractor. I had the fight.php bug on the first combat, this may be what confused the parser. Time to get food for the next few days.
[772-809] Menagerie 1 [141,145,272]
+> [775] Got lime
+> [776] Got lime
+> [778] Got lime
+> [784] Got lime
+> [790] Got lime
+> [794] Got lime
+> [796] Got lime
+> [797] Got lime
+> [800] Got lime
+> [803] Got lime
+> [806] Got lime
*> [773] Started hunting Fruit Golem
[810-812] Menagerie 1 [10,11,23]
o> Ate 3 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie (48 adventures gained) [0,0,90]

I meant to eat my grue egg omelette, but being in mafia means "up-enter" to repeat the same food is so easy. Time to get that song on.
-> Turn [812] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[813-826] Haunted Ballroom [79,109,452]
+> [821] Got dance card
+> [822] Got dance card
+> [824] Got dance card

Not a bad number of dance cards, got the noncom song on. Time to get a wand and start identifying !potions.
[827-832] Dungeons of Doom [10,31,70]
+> [832] Got dead mimic

I zapped Boris' ring into his key today. I didn't forsee a better use of the zap than saving me hitting the dungeon again. However, this means I'll probably have to go to the conservatory for my potato. I needed to use two dances card to hit level 10, decided to get a few more tower items while they counted down.
[833-835] Haunted Kitchen [2,2,5]
+> [833] Got Boris's key
+> [835] Got leftovers of indeterminate origin
-> Turn [833] Baby Gravy Fairy
[836] Haunted Ballroom [0,0,178]
[837-839] South of the Border [6,2,6]
+> [838] Got bottle of tequila
+> [839] Got tamarind-flavored chewing gum
[840] Haunted Ballroom [0,0,187]
=> Level 10 (Turn 840)! (57/58/85)
[841] Haunted Bathroom [6,7,10]
+> [841] Got fancy bath salts
[842] Beanbat Chamber [0,2,5]
+> [842] Got enchanted bean
o> Drank 1 ducha de oro (10 adventures gained) [9,26,0]
o> Drank 1 pink pony (11 adventures gained) [27,0,10]
o> Drank 1 roll in the hay (12 adventures gained) [0,36,0]
-> Turn [842] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[843-860] Fantasy Airship [125,135,266]
+> [853] Got Tissue Paper Immateria
[861-881] Fantasy Airship [97,115,234]
+> [861] Got Tin Foil Immateria
+> [864] Got Gauze Immateria
+> [866] Got photoprotoneutron torpedo
+> [872] Got Plastic Wrap Immateria
+> [873] Got S.O.C.K.

What, no metallic A? I can't immediately see how I'm ever going to reach +20 ML, so I'll keep trying I guess.
%> [875] Badmoon: Obligatory Mascot Cameo
-> Turn [863] Baby Gravy Fairy

Oh yeah, the rave whistle exists. I'll just wait for that (I already have a Ring of Aggravate Monster, with Goth Shirt, that's my +20ML). Realise I just wasted 8 turns. Curse. Time to hit the Castle to get a goth kid shirt, and then use it to level in the ballroom (ring of aggravate monster too). I should add that this is the first shirt I've seen all run:
-> Turn [881] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[882-884] Giant's Castle [217,0,0]
+> [882] Got plot hole
+> [884] Got furry fur
[885-906] Haunted Ballroom [99,108,1665]
+> [894] Got dance card
+> [896] Got dance card
+> [897] Got dance card
+> [905] Got dance card
o> Drank 3 flute of flat champagne (14 adventures gained) [0,47,0]
[907] Giant's Castle [10,6,23]
+> [907] Got awful poetry journal, thin black candle
[908-915] Haunted Ballroom [41,50,594]
+> [908] Got dance card
o> Ate 2 dehydrated caviar (5 adventures gained) [0,0,32]
[916] Giant's Castle [0,0,0]
+> [916] Got thin black candle
-> Turn [916] Baby Gravy Fairy

Holy crap, I got really lucky on the dance cards, and I got a top hat and tap shoes too. I'm not convinced my diet here was ideal. When I felt ready, I headed back to the castle. My semi-rare, I went for pet snacks. They're pretty much essential, in my opinion. I am NOT levelling familiars more than I have to.
[917] Menagerie 2 [0,0,0]
#> [917] Semirare: Rokay, Raggy!
o> Drank 1 fine wine (2 adventures gained) [0,0,4]
o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (1 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
[918-921] Giant's Castle [14,13,42]
o> Drank 1 roll in the hay (12 adventures gained) [0,36,0]

Turn rundown finished!

Spent my last few adventures in the Castle. I turned the wheel to moxie, and got the chance to turn it to map quest, but I don't have any of the items yet. Thanks to a screwup requiring me to use a plot hole or get beaten up, I need to find another of those for the Tower. Drank my nightcap, equipped my watch and called it a day. An hour and a half later, I realised I now had an Assault Umbrella, and I completed the Tr4pz0r quest. It is at this point that I notice I have an Ocarina of Space now. Huh, probably should have used that.

Day 7 Status:
I'm Level 10, nearly 11. Need to finish the castle quest - I'll likely hit level 11 before I do. My tower item collection is improved somewhat, but still far from ideal. I have a wand and a noncom song running. I am missing a metallic A, and unless I find a Rave Whistle, that's going to be annoying to get. Insurance plan without a rave whistle is "buoybottoms and violin" or failing those dropping, "lots of turns". Got my wand, plenty of food and meat. Today again, the RNG has been kind and I've mostly been slowed down by my own stupidity (forgetting the existence of two of the new ranged weapons, on seperate occaisions). Finally, a shirt!

Plan for tomorrow is to finish the Castle (this could be extremely fast, or hobbible and slow), level up and get as much of the Level 11 quest as possible done. Given the right drops, I'll backfarm my Metallic A. Sounds simple, huh? Since I'm not going to do the Arena, I'll just complete the level 11 quests and HitS as I get to them, rather than powerlevelling to 12 and flyering.

Update: Time to start day 8.

Before I started playing my turns for today, I bought three Disco skills. Disco Eye Poke, Disco Dance and Disco Dance II. The reasons for this were that some time yesterday I realised I was (roughly speaking) rolling in meat and that I would be able to use Disco Concentration on most everyone I wanted a drop from, and Disco Nirvana for the nuns. Obviously this increased the amount of Seltzers/Cherry Sodas I was using by a lot. Today, I use the Ocarina of Time a lot.

===Day 8===

o> Used 1 Manual of Dexterity [0,0,40]
[922-939] Giant's Castle [108,148,668]
+> [922] Got heavy D, original G
+> [926] Got thin black candle
+> [927] Got thin black candle
+> [932] Got thin black candle
+> [933] Got thin black candle
+> [935] Got giant needle
+> [936] Got thin black candle
+> [937] Got thin black candle
%> [938] Badmoon: Do You Think You're Better Off Alone
=> Level 11 (Turn 932)! (63/63/104)
[940-941] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
[942-943] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
[944-948] Giant's Castle [53,46,98]
+> [946] Got thin black candle
[949-950] Giant's Castle [0,0,225]

This is me finishing up the castle. I choose to talk to the Council and bite down the Bad Moon adventure to avoid it stopping my semi-rare later. I immediately forget what that effect does, and get beaten up. I waste turns in the Barrel before I realise have Tiny Houses now. Christ. Oh well, finally time for McGuffinry.

[951-956] Black Forest [39,107,67]
+> [952] Got adder bladder, sunken eyes
+> [953] Got black picnic basket
+> [956] Got broken wings
o> Ate 2 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie (34 adventures gained) [0,0,59]
o> Ate 1 grue egg omelette (30 adventures gained) [39,50,44]

Nice quick forest, and it yielded a Black Pepper. Sweet. This Concentration combo is awesome - instant item drops against every enemy I want items from.

-> Turn [956] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[957-959] Mysticality Vacation [0,0,0]
-> Turn [959] Baby Gravy Fairy
[960-962] Poop Deck [24,7,37]
-> Turn [961] Blood-Faced Volleyball
-> Turn [962] Baby Gravy Fairy
[963-972] Belowdecks [92,118,198]
+> [964] Got acoustic guitarrr
+> [966] Got snakehead charrrm
+> [972] Got snakehead charrrm


Pirates. I get a booty chest charrrm (I got a bracelet earlier), again using Concentration. Snakehead Charrrms drop nicely, but Gaudies take a while to come up. Grungy Pirates do not yield me a shirt. You can't have everything. At this point, I figure I may as well unlock the city, because I am not clever. Stop by the Ballroom to unlock the Cellar. Then, to the Palindrome!

[973-981] Hidden Temple [100,63,50]
[982-983] Haunted Ballroom [11,9,17]
[984-1017] Palindome [546,707,955]
+> [984] Got hard rock candy
+> [985] Got photograph of God
+> [987] Got bottle of gin
+> [988] Got hard-boiled ostrich egg
+> [990] Got stunt nuts
+> [1004] Got ketchup hound
+> [1005] Got bottle of gin
-> Turn [1007] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[1018-1020] Knob Goblin Laboratory [4,7,10]
+> [1020] Got Mega Gem

Holy Christ, the Palindrome took forever. 20 turns before I even saw a Bob Racecar, and then 12 more before I ran into Mr Alarm. However, I now have everything I need for the Palindrome quest except Chrome Ore. I consider hitting the mines to pick it up, then realise I autosold my Mining Gear. Oh well. I decide to head into the Hidden City, and promptly get my ass handed to me by a Spectre. Welp.

[1021] Hidden City [0,0,0]
-> Turn [1021] Baby Gravy Fairy
[1022-1031] Desert (Unhydrated) [0,0,0]
%> [1031] Badmoon: Say Cheese!
+> [1031] Got anticheese
o> Drank 1 calle de miel (13 adventures gained) [8,0,27]
o> Drank 1 white lightning (8 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

Oh, yeah. That's why I normally save the Temple to burn off my Desert turns. Time to bum around in the barrel some more, then hit the Wine Cellar. Since I'm burning off bad effects in the Barrel anyway, I drink White Lightning because it's the best 3 drunkeness drink I have.
[1032-1035] Barrel Full of Barrels [0,0,0]
o> Used 5 suntan lotion of moxiousness [0,0,44]
[1036-1041] Haunted Wine Cellar [65,98,125]
+> [1037] Got dusty bottle of Pinot Noir, dusty bottle of Zinfandel
+> [1038] Got dusty bottle of Pinot Noir, dusty bottle of Zinfandel
+> [1039] Got dusty bottle of Zinfandel
+> [1041] Got dusty bottle of Marsala, dusty bottle of Pinot Noir, dusty bottle of Zinfandel
o> Drank 2 dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (11 adventures gained) [25,33,25]
-> Turn [1041] Blood-Faced Volleyball

I got pretty lucky in the Wine Cellar, the first corner I hit drops two of the wine types I need, which leads Mafia to inform me that the third wine I need is also from there. I get it pretty soon, and have two great wines left to drink. I don't relish the thought of going back to the Hidden City after my last little embarassment, so I decide to unlock the Pyramid.

[1042] Oasis in the Desert [0,0,0]
[1043-1045] Desert (Ultrahydrated) [21,24,50]
-> Turn [1045] Baby Gravy Fairy
[1046-1049] Oasis in the Desert [19,29,39]
+> [1046] Got drum machine
+> [1048] Got stone rose
-> Turn [1046] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[1050-1053] Desert (Ultrahydrated) [26,32,37]
[1054-1062] Oasis in the Desert [44,58,84]
+> [1058] Got worm-riding manual page 1
+> [1059] Got worm-riding manual page 2
+> [1060] Got worm-riding manual pages 3-15
[1063-1065] Desert (Ultrahydrated) [23,33,36]
+> [1065] Got worm-riding hooks
o> Drank 2 a little sump'm sump'm (25 adventures gained) [0,65,20]
o> Ate 1 centipede eggs (7 adventures gained) [10,12,10]
o> Ate 1 dehydrated caviar (3 adventures gained) [0,0,17]

Urgh, crappy diet again. I completely forget to run my Fairy and Disco Concentration in the Desert, and as such, I have no Bronzed Locust. Oh dear. However, the RNG smiled on me in a huge way here. What should drop, but a Diamond's Jacket? +3 rollover adventures, and a 150 power shirt which doesn't make my enemies hate me more. Hopefully those extra few turns will make up for some of the dumb stuff I did earlier. I can put this off no longer, time to go to the Hidden City.
[1066-1076] Hidden City [82,136,173]
+> [1069] Got pygmy blowgun
[1077-1084] Hidden City [82,131,153]
[1085] Hidden City (Altar of Charcoatl) [0,0,0]
[1086-1087] Hidden City [25,31,45]
[1088] Hidden City (Altar of Bulbazinalli) [0,0,0]
[1089] Hidden City (Altar of Squirtlcthulli) [0,0,0]
[1090] Hidden City (Altar of Pikachutlotal) [0,0,0]
[1091] Hidden City (Smallish Temple) [40,34,60]
[1092] Palindome [0,0,0]

That's a lot of turns. I had to hit every single square - my stuff was on the bottom row. After taking out the Protector Spectre, I feel pretty badass, so I go start something with Dr Awkward. It turns out that I was not that badass. Since I didn't get Buoybottoms, I decide that at this point I may as well just suit up and hit the Castle, hoping it doesn't take too many turns.
-> Turn [1092] Baby Gravy Fairy
[1093] Fantasy Airship [13,14,10]
+> [1093] Got metallic A
[1094-1100] Haunted Ballroom [44,54,370]
+> [1094] Got dance card
%> [1096] Badmoon: Party Crasher

It takes one turn. Wand complete. I get some more moxie together, then I figure I'll go beat up on Spookyraven. I equip an Assault Umbrella and use black paint to bite down his first hit.
-> Turn [1098] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[1101-1102] Summoning Chamber [28,44,64]
[1103] Palindome [36,54,53]

That didn't go so well. He fumbles his first attack, but I can't hit him with my Umbrella and I'm forced to plink using my skills and Scepter. He has 10 HP left when the round limit expires, with me desperately hoping he is a 50 round limit. He's not, he's 30. I go finish up Dr. Awkward too, completing my staff. I unlock the pyramid.

[1104-1105] Giant's Castle [9,10,25]
#> [1105] Semirare: All The Rave
o> Drank 1 slip 'n' slide (14 adventures gained) [36,0,0]

I thought unlocking the Pyramid used a turn, so I wasted one in the Castle before getting my semi-rare.

Day 8 Status:
Today, I wasted a bunch of turns doing dumb things and getting beat up. Still, I got a fair bit done. I have my Wand together. I have the Pyramid unlocked. I have every familiar but the Potato. I have most of the tower items - I pray I don't get a Malevolent Crop Circle or a Giant Bee. My biggest goal for tomorrow is to start the War and complete the Orchard Quest so I can drink Peach Schnapps. After the Orchard, I'll pick up a couple more tower items (Frigid Ninja Stars, Sonar-in-a-biscuit). I will also be trying to do the Pyramid and as much of the HitS as possible. It remains to be seen how much of this I achieve - it's odds-on I'll screw up somewhere, and the Pyramid can RNG swing hugely. Stats-wise, I'm still a fair bit off 12, so I predict a fairly large amount of time in the Ballroom tomorrow.

Update: Day 9

First things first: clear up the Pyramid. I decided to only eat 2 Key pies at first because I needed to eat a cookie too (which the parser seems to have missed). This leaves me with 6 fullness rather than 2, which is useful when I get access to the 3 fullness peach pies. It also leaves me with 4 limes, which is nice for one lime cub and 3 key pies tomorrow.

===Day 9===

o> Used 1 Manual of Dexterity [0,0,20]
o> Ate 2 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie (37 adventures gained) [0,0,62]
[1106-1107] The Upper Chamber [13,10,20]
+> [1107] Got carved wooden wheel
-> Turn [1107] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[1108-1112] The Middle Chamber [24,27,51]
[1113] The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty) [0,0,0]
[1114-1116] The Middle Chamber [13,12,28]
[1117-1118] The Middle Chamber [0,0,0]
[1119] The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb) [0,0,0]
[1120-1130] The Middle Chamber [95,101,212]
[1131] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber) [0,0,0]

Relatively painless - 25 turns isn't bad given my only +noncom is the Ballroom. I've been getting hit a little more than I'd like, so I decide to get a few more substats before I hit the HitS, forgetting that it's lower ML than the Middle Chamber. I leave Ed, there's no point killing him now when it could be a trivial fight later.
[1132-1139] Haunted Ballroom [62,41,485]
+> [1135] Got dance card
-> Turn [1134] Baby Gravy Fairy
[1140-1157] Hole in the Sky [176,211,395]
+> [1145] Got star chart
+> [1146] Got star chart
[1158-1170] Hole in the Sky [135,122,270]
+> [1161] Got star chart
o> Drank 1 perpendicular hula (12 adventures gained) [0,0,35]
-> Turn [1167] Blood-Faced Volleyball
=> Level 12 (Turn 1167)! (77/81/125)

I only get 3 star charts in the time it takes me to get all my stars and lines, and to hit level 12. I decide to leave it till I've guaranteed hippy food for the day. I buy funkslinging with my spare meat since all my boss fight strategies depend on it (I decided to buy the combo skills instead of Disco Fever, so plinking wouldn't be fun). I can't quite remember why I hit the ballroom here briefly, maybe I was scared of frats. Time to go start a war.
[1171-1172] Haunted Ballroom [15,22,36]
-> Turn [1172] Baby Gravy Fairy
[1173] Frat House [12,10,22]
[1174-1184] Wartime Frat House (Hippy Disguise) [123,120,247]
+> [1174] Got beer helmet
+> [1183] Got bejeweled pledge pin, bejeweled pledge pin
+> [1184] Got distressed denim pants

Took a few more turns than I'd like - I got 3 Beer Helmets before anything else, so on turn 1183 (after I got a pin) I tried to zap one into pants. No dice (hence the 2 pins listed). Next turn dropped the pants anyway. Time to go start the war and get my hippy gear:
[1185] Hippy Camp [12,16,17]
+> [1185] Got round purple sunglasses
[1186] Wartime Hippy Camp (Frat Disguise) [0,0,0]

Oh hey, two turns to start the war. Sweet. However, this means I need to waste some turns in the battlefield as a frat, since I am committed to doing the war as a hippy for those sweet foods/drinks.
[1187-1194] Battlefield (Frat Uniform) [72,86,158]
+> [1188] Got reinforced beaded headband
+> [1194] Got bullet-proof corduroys

Again, takes a few more turns than I'd like, but who's complaining? I buff up and hit the Orchard. Buffs are Styx moxie, cyclops eyedrops, knob eyedrops, knob buffing (heh). I forget I have a spare potion of detection. Naturally I'm using Disco Concentration, my new favourite effect. I decide to fight one Worm before I buff up to make sure I'm not going to get my ass kicked embarassingly and waste buffs turns.
[1195-1196] Hatching Chamber [20,26,39]
[1197-1198] Feeding Chamber [19,19,47]
[1199] Guards' Chamber [16,5,21]

That's easy enough, I still have 6 heavily buffed turns left, so I decide to go collect tower items.
[1200-1201] Ninja Snowmen [15,11,20]
+> [1201] Got frigid ninja stars
[1202-1203] Guano Junction [1,0,4]
%> [1202] Badmoon: Oh Guanoes!
+> [1203] Got sonar-in-a-biscuit
[1204-1205] South of the Border [1,3,2]
+> [1204] Got Meleegra? pills
+> [1205] Got bottle of tequila, marzipan skull

Getting the Bad Moon adventure sucked, because I forgot about it being there and it took a heavily buffed turn. I wasn't sure where to spend the last turn because South of the Border has a lot of noncoms, but Arid Desert requires a wasted turn to ultrahydrate. I hit the Border, to no avail (I still need a Mariachi G-string and a Handsomeness potion). Buffs out, it's time to clean up the Queen and drink that sweet nectar.
-> Turn [1205] Mosquito
[1206] Queen's Chamber [10,10,26]
o> Drank 7 shot of peach schnapps (39 adventures gained) [0,0,113]

Oh yeah, that hits the spot. Time to start clearing out the orchard - since I'm not really interested in the item drops (although feathers would be nice) and volley stats aren't that important at this level, I decide to use today's Corscican and level my 'chaun for the nuns.
-> Turn [1206] Leprechaun
[1207-1216] Barn [70,75,180]
[1217] Pond [14,9,27]

Naturally I got all my ducks in a row, so there is only 14 left. The guy in the pond was a (relatively) tough fight so I figured I'd go take down Ed while Corscican was still up since he's 100% combat.
[1218] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Rubble) [131,138,284]
o> Ate 2 peach pie (23 adventures gained) [0,0,77]

After killing Ed, I remember two things. First, those 6 fullness I saved - time to put them to use. Second, I don't have to be wearing my Hippy gear to kill ducks. A fight which is an effort without becomes trivial with a top hat, leather chaps and a pygmy nose bone added.
[1225-1228] Pond [43,42,99]
+> [1228] Got duct tape
[1229-1233] Back 40 [60,73,106]
-> Turn [1233] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[1234-1238] Other Back 40 [53,67,140]

And the dooks are finished. One my chaun hits 8lbs (Corsican having finished a while before), I switch back to the volley. I figure I'd hate to get caught on the potato sprout as a second familiar after using my pet snacks tomorrow, so I go get it. My other plans here are level a little more, and pick up a few tower items.
[1239-1248] Haunted Conservatory [23,32,50]
%> [1248] Badmoon: The Placebo Defect
+> [1248] Got potato sprout
-> Turn [1248] Baby Gravy Fairy
[1249-1255] Haunted Ballroom [48,37,403]
+> [1251] Got dance card
-> Turn [1255] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[1256-1257] Hole in the Sky [20,30,51]
+> [1257] Got star chart
[1258-1263] South of the Border [12,11,22]
+> [1259] Got bottle of tequila
+> [1263] Got bottle of tequila, mariachi G-string
-> Turn [1263] Baby Gravy Fairy
[1264] Oasis in the Desert [0,0,0]
[1265-1269] Desert (Ultrahydrated) [48,40,72]
%> [1268] Badmoon: Sweatin' Like a Vet'ran

I burn one set of ultrahydrated but don't get a Bronzed Locust. I only encountered one Plaque, and I didn't have enough MP to use my combo, or a single MP restoring combat items, so I make do without that extra 20%. It doesn't drop. Oh well, hope the crop circle doesn't come up.

At this point I consider getting Braaaaiiiinnns ready for tomorrow (I don't want to start the nuns without having the Styx buff ready) but after one turn, I decide I'll do it tomorrow.
o> Drank 1 shot of blackberry schnapps (2 adventures gained) [7,6,6]
-> Turn [1269] Leprechaun
[1270] Post-Cyrpt Cemetary [3,7,10]
+> [1270] Got rusty grave robbing shovel
o> Drank 1 pink pony (11 adventures gained) [25,0,8]

I nightcap, carrying 20 adventures through to tomorrow.

Day 9 Status:
It's going well. I have almost all of the tower items, and all the familiars. Everything but the War is finished, and I've got two sidequests down. My first actual goal tomorrow is to do the nuns. However, my semi-rare occurs 15 turns into tomorrow, so if I don't get the Bad Moon adventure in the first 4 I spend in the Cyrpt, I'll ballroom till my semi-rare is done before getting that effect and nunslapping. I have one inhaler and no demon name (I did no preparation for this run - it was never intended to be speed, and this means I didn't time stat days, and I didn't get a demon name). My only meat drop clothes are my LEW, a White Collar and my Booty Chest Charrrm. My chaun is 8lbs. I figure maybe 30 turns total for the nuns. After that, it's 24 turns on the battlefield, followed by the Junkyard quest, followed by another 51 on the battlefield. I'm well prepared for the NS quest (although I could really get screwed by gremlin juice and to a lesser extent, Bronzed Locust) but odds are I'll have to spend a few more turns South of the Border. Barring fuckups or horrendous RNG, I think I should be able to break the prism tomorrrow. Awesome. Tomorrow, my semi-rare will be massage oil.

Final Day: Day 10

I figure I'll start off by eating and drinking hippy food so I know how many turns I have to play with and to pick up some stats. Then it's off to get the BM adventure, buff up and go for nuns. I decide against buying Greed, realising that I may need that meat to survive on the battlefield, and it will make getting any other tower items I need harder (I am thinking of Gremlin Juice).

===Day 10===
o> Ate 3 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie (57 adventures gained) [0,0,91]
o> Drank 9 shot of peach schnapps (48 adventures gained) [0,0,154]
[1271-1273] Post-Cyrpt Cemetary [8,5,22]
%> [1273] Badmoon: When Do We Want It?
[1274-1283] Themthar Hills [116,121,198]

My major 10 turn buffs run out, I have 2 turns till a semi-rare so I ballroom a couple of times and get my oils. Then I buff back and finish the nuns. Since I haven't got enough adventures left to see another semi-rare, I eat a peach pie to finish my fullness. I'm now 15 full and 18 drunk, which will become significant later.

[1284-1285] Haunted Ballroom [19,11,29]
[1286] Knob Goblin Harem [0,0,0]
#> [1286] Semirare: Hands On
o> Ate 1 peach pie (11 adventures gained) [0,0,30]
[1287-1299] Themthar Hills [154,141,266]
-> Turn [1299] Blood-Faced Volleyball

Time to hit the war, not sure why I drop back to the ballroom here, maybe just to get a few more stat before I head into the dangerous war zone and to decrement my windchime counter for free MP.
[1300-1301] Battlefield (Hippy Uniform) [12,22,17]
[1302-1306] Haunted Ballroom [18,16,446]
[1307-1330] Battlefield (Hippy Uniform) [305,305,646]

I spent 25 turns on the battlefield here - the junkyard unlocks at 24 but it doesn't add a turn to the battlefield to do it before junkyard since I need to kill 808 frats. For the gremlins, I use my fairy and combos to aim for a gremlin juice.
-> Turn [1330] Baby Gravy Fairy
[1331-1333] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it [28,49,61]
+> [1333] Got molybdenum hammer
[1334-1337] Over Where the Old Tires Are [55,48,81]
+> [1337] Got molybdenum crescent wrench
[1338-1344] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator [73,81,166]
+> [1344] Got molybdenum pliers
[1345] Out By that Rusted-Out Car [11,14,21]
+> [1345] Got molybdenum screwdriver

No juice, and a few more turns than I'd like. Not terrible, though. Time to get back on the war.
[1346-1401] Battlefield (Hippy Uniform) [676,695,1305]
+> [1375] Got little paper umbrella
+> [1377] Got coconut shell
-> Turn [1346] Blood-Faced Volleyball

This little part looks pretty simple, but it was hell to play. I'd forgotten how hard the War as a disco bandit could be when you were running at the edge of your XP. Note that it's 55 turns, to kill 800 hippies at 16 a piece. This is because I got beaten up 3 times, and failed to kill a Naughty Nurse twice. I'm not quite the level I'd like to be, so I trade in a whole bunch of war gear for loads of nets, poultices and ferret bait, then hit the ballroom. When I think I'll level by killing him, I attack the man. I forgot only half his stats go to my mainstat, so have to spend a few more turns in the ballroom.
[1402-1408] Haunted Ballroom [57,66,131]
+> [1408] Got coconut shell
[1409] The Man [65,74,133]
[1410-1413] Haunted Ballroom [28,32,197]


NS Quest time! I don't have the right gum, and it takes a while to get. Not terrible though. The hedge maze is a real asshole though, takes 7 mazes.
-> Turn [1413] Baby Gravy Fairy
=> Level 13 (Turn 1413)! (92/95/148)
[1414-1421] South of the Border [2,3,5]
+> [1416] Got pickle-flavored chewing gum
+> [1421] Got lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
-> Turn [1421] none
[1422-1427] Sorceress' Hedge Maze [73,77,161]
+> [1422] Got Jarlsberg's key
-> Turn [1422] Baby Gravy Fairy
[1428-1429] Sorceress' Hedge Maze [17,16,28]

I'm done! Time to hit the tower. I have every tower item except Bronzed Locust and Tropical Orchid.
[1430] Sorceress Tower: Level 1 [10,10,22]
-> Turn [1430] Blood-Faced Volleyball
[1431] Sorceress Tower: Level 2 [11,10,26]
[1432] Sorceress Tower: Level 3 [12,9,26]
[1433] Sorceress Tower: Level 4 [12,13,22]
[1434] Sorceress Tower: Level 5 [12,12,22]
[1435] Sorceress Tower: Level 6 [0,0,0]

Yeah, that was a giant bee. Time to zap my dynamite! Oh shit son, my wand exploded and gave me a second barbed wire fence. I thought there was some kind of Key style zapping guarantee here, but apparently I was miserably wrong. Time to drop another 3 adventures.
[1436-1438] Mysticality Vacation [0,0,0]
+> [1438] Got tropical orchid
[1439] Sorceress Tower: Level 6 [6,16,25]

Shadow, I'll just buff up and take this guy down, it'll be easy.
[1440-1441] Sorceress Tower: Shadow Fight [46,59,101]

Oh, maybe I should have buffed up, healed and then taken that guy down. First time, he OHKs me. How dumb. Still, I drop him without concern the second time. I'll just do the familiars, and kill the NS. Easy.
-> Turn [1441] Levitating Potato
[1442-1453] Cake-Shaped Arena [0,0,0]
o> Drank 1 melted Jell-o shot (4 adventures gained) [0,0,33]
-> Turn [1449] Sabre-Toothed Lime
-> Turn [1453] Levitating Potato
[1454] Sorceress Tower: Naughty Sorceress [0,0,0]

These six lines look simple, but they were anything but. They were the most exciting few turns of my KoL career. When I came to the familiars, I had 9 adventures left. As I mentioned earlier, I was 18 drunk and 15 full. I don't pay attention to either of these pieces of info, and just use Mafia's autoarena to train weight on my Potato. I look back at it, and it took... 7 turns. He'd lost twice, thanks to Mafia working out the highest XP, rather than the wins needed. Oh dear, I really should have done that manually. I now have 2 turns left, 5 wins in the arena and a familiar to increase by 4lbs, and then I have to kill the NS. I panic. I come up with various plans as to how to get this to work (even including getting drunk and using a Drum Machine in the forlorn hope of a melange. In the end, I settle for "drink a 2-4 adventure shot and pray for 4", which I got. Booya. I actually pumped my fist in real life, then felt like an idiot and stopped. I do my last arena 5 arena turns manually using TheRye to get the familiar equipment. I now have one turn to kill the NS. Since I was relying on funkslinging, throwing her a couple of easy wins would make me so happy right now, but I can't do this wrong. I tool up, mostly for max HP and defence since my damage is going to be combat items. A lapse of judgement leads me to follow this line of reasoning to carrying a melee weapon and a shield (lead pipe and keg shield), which very nearly cost me the fight. I figure I'll use my potato, probably should have taken the Lime; it was larger anyway. Here is the fight log:
[1454] Sorceress Tower: Naughty Sorceress
Encounter: The Naughty Sorceress
Round 0: happykitten loses initiative!
You lose 22 hit points
Round 1: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the flaming feather!
Round 1: the naughty sorceress takes 193 damage.
Round 2: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the sake bomb!
Round 2: the naughty sorceress takes 147 damage.
Round 3: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the sake bomb!
Round 3: the naughty sorceress takes 92 damage.
You lose 16 Mojo Points
Round 5: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the sake bomb!
Round 5: the naughty sorceress takes 91 damage.
Round 6: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the sake bomb!
Round 6: the naughty sorceress takes 59 damage.
Round 7: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the ferret bait!
Round 8: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the ferret bait!
You lose 22 hit points
Round 9: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the ferret bait!
Round 9: the naughty sorceress takes 141 damage.
Round 10: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the ferret bait!
Round 11: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the ferret bait!
Round 11: the naughty sorceress takes 47 damage.
You lose 23 hit points
Round 12: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the filthy poultice!
Round 12: the naughty sorceress takes 96 damage.
Round 13: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the pygmy blowgun!
Round 13: the naughty sorceress takes 22 damage.
You lose 22 hit points
Round 14: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the pygmy blowgun!
You lose 21 hit points
Round 15: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the filthy poultice!
Round 15: the naughty sorceress takes 101 damage.
You gain 102 hit points
Round 16: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the frigid ninja stars!
Round 16: the naughty sorceress takes 26 damage.
You lose 19 hit points
Round 17: happykitten uses the macrame net and uses the pygmy blowgun!
You lose 16 hit points
Round 18: happykitten casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
You lose 16 hit points
Round 19: happykitten attacks!
Round 19: the naughty sorceress takes 2 damage.
You lose 16 hit points
Round 20: happykitten uses the palm-frond fan and uses the plot hole!
Round 20: the naughty sorceress takes 24 damage.
You gain 35 Mojo Points
You gain 39 hit points
Round 21: happykitten casts MOXIOUS MANEUVER!
You lose 26 hit points
Round 22: happykitten casts MOXIOUS MANEUVER!
Round 22: Lime entangles your opponent with powerful vines, preventing her from attacking you. ---note, my potato is named Lime
Round 23: happykitten uses the barbed-wire fence and uses the bottle of alcohol!
You lose 27 hit points
Round 24: happykitten uses the barbed-wire fence and uses the bottle of alcohol!
Round 24: the naughty sorceress takes 48 damage.
You lose 25 hit points
Round 25: happykitten uses the gauze garter and uses the cocktail napkin!
Round 25: the naughty sorceress takes 27 damage.
You gain 84 hit points
You lose 25 hit points
Round 26: happykitten uses the rocky raccoon and uses the rocky raccoon!
Round 26: the naughty sorceress takes 101 damage.
You lose 27 hit points
Round 27: happykitten uses the rocky raccoon and uses the brick of sand!
Round 27: the naughty sorceress takes 57 damage.
You gain 119 Beefiness
You gain 132 Enchantedness
You gain 251 Sarcasm


Now, I was never in any serious danger of dying due to my surplus of healing items. However, due to her blocking ability, I ran out of combat items WAY faster than I thought. After a couple of failed attempts to use combat skills, I end up really dredging the bottom of the barrel of combat items. Since I pick a melee weapon to get extra HP, I can't hit her. In short, that was the world's worst call. I start really dredging the bottom of the barrel of items in my inventory. You cannot imagine my elation when I look up Rocky Raccoons on the wiki and find they do >50 damage. This is the single most intense fight I have ever had in KoL, because the stakes were so high (at the time of writing, a loss would have dropped it by 29 Bad Moon koldb leaderboard places) and because it was so close to failure.

Aftermath:
I ascended, and it is currently the 43rd fastest Bad Moon run, and 21st fastest DB one. This is the first time I have ever done a run that could be considered "fast" by anyone's standards, and it was completely impromptu. I did no prep work, no timing and didn't even intend it to be a speed-targetted run until a few days. So much of it was fraught with my own mistakes, and more than once I was completely rescued by the RNG. I'd always intended on laughing as I waved goodbye to Bad Moon runs once I had my Brimstone set, but I've begun to really enjoy them, and I may well make another attempt at doing a fast run using a demon name and timed stat days/holidays in future.

Finally, I should add that for me, there were 8 hours and two exams between me realising the fate of my run was in the RNG's hands (that last drink), and the suspense lasted all day for me. I can't explain how happy I am this finished today.

Holy shit, that is a lot of words I wrote.
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Post by HippoKing » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:27 am

Statistics
ADVENTURES
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Haunted Ballroom: 93
Battlefield (Hippy Uniform): 82
Menagerie 1: 81
Barrel Full of Barrels: 45
Degrassi Knoll: 42
Goatlet: 41
Fantasy Airship: 40
Giant's Castle: 36
Palindome: 36
Spooky Forest: 34
Hole in the Sky: 33
Sleazy Back Alley: 33
Friar's Gate: 32
Fun House: 32
Orc Chasm: 30
Whitey's Grove: 29
Fernswarthy's Ruins: 26
8-Bit Realm: 25
South of the Border: 23
Themthar Hills: 23
Hidden City: 22
The Middle Chamber: 21
Barrrney's Barrr: 20
Dark Elbow of the Woods: 20
Pre-Cyrpt Cemetary: 19
Haiku Dungeon: 17
Typical Tavern Quest: 17
Knob Goblin Harem: 16
Daily Dungeon: 15
Defiled Cranny: 15
Desert (Ultrahydrated): 15
Oasis in the Desert: 15
Haunted Bedroom: 14
Cake-Shaped Arena: 12
Dark Heart of the Woods: 12
Defiled Nook: 12
Dungeons of Doom: 12
Haunted Billiards Room: 12
Haunted Pantry: 12
Mysticality Vacation: 12
Pirate Cove: 12
Guano Junction: 11
Itznotyerzitz Mine (in Disguise): 11
Wartime Frat House (Hippy Disguise): 11
Barn: 10
Belowdecks: 10
Desert (Unhydrated): 10
Haunted Conservatory: 10
Hidden Temple: 10
Itznotyerzitz Mine: 9
Moxie Vacation: 9
Unlucky Sewer: 9
White Citadel: 9
Battlefield (Frat Uniform): 8
Dark Neck of the Woods: 8
Defiled Niche: 8
F'c'le: 8
Sorceress' Hedge Maze: 8
Near an Abandoned Refrigerator: 7
Outskirts of The Knob: 7
Black Forest: 6
Boss Bat's Lair: 6
Haunted Wine Cellar: 6
Back 40: 5
Defiled Alcove: 5
Other Back 40: 5
Pond: 5
Greater-Than Sign: 4
Guild Challenge: 4
Haunted Library: 4
Over Where the Old Tires Are: 4
Post-Cyrpt Cemetary: 4
Typical Tavern: 4
Haunted Kitchen: 3
Knob Goblin Laboratory: 3
Muscle Vacation: 3
Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it: 3
Poop Deck: 3
Feeding Chamber: 2
Hatching Chamber: 2
Ninja Snowmen: 2
Sorceress Tower: Level 6: 2
Sorceress Tower: Shadow Fight: 2
Summoning Chamber: 2
The Upper Chamber: 2
Beanbat Chamber: 1
Cap'm Caronch's Map: 1
Cook 1 Knob mushroom + 1 fairy gravy boat: 1
Cook 1 skewer + 1 Knoll mushroom: 1
Frat House: 1
Guards' Chamber: 1
Haert of the Cyrpt: 1
Haunted Bathroom: 1
Hidden City (Altar of Bulbazinalli): 1
Hidden City (Altar of Charcoatl): 1
Hidden City (Altar of Pikachutlotal): 1
Hidden City (Altar of Squirtlcthulli): 1
Hidden City (Smallish Temple): 1
Hippy Camp: 1
King's Chamber: 1
Knob Goblin Kitchens: 1
Menagerie 2: 1
Mix : 1
Mix 1 little paper umbrella + 1 tequila sunrise: 1
Orcish Frathouse Blueprints: 1
Out By that Rusted-Out Car: 1
Queen's Chamber: 1
Rest in your dwelling: 1
Smith 1 banjo strings + 1 big rock: 1
Smith 1 Disco Banjo + 1 vial of mojo: 1
Smith 1 stone banjo + 1 disco ball: 1
Sorceress Tower: Level 1: 1
Sorceress Tower: Level 2: 1
Sorceress Tower: Level 3: 1
Sorceress Tower: Level 4: 1
Sorceress Tower: Level 5: 1
Sorceress Tower: Naughty Sorceress: 1
The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber): 1
The Lower Chambers (Empty/Rubble): 1
The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb): 1
The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty): 1
The Man: 1
Wartime Hippy Camp (Frat Disguise): 1



QUEST TURNS
----------
Mosquito Larva: 11
Opening the Hidden Temple: 32
Tavern quest: 17
Bat quest: 15
Cobb's Knob quest: 21
Friars' part 1: 40
Defiled Cyrpt quest: 41
Trapzor quest: 50
Orc Chasm quest: 30
Airship: 31
Giant's Castle: 36
Opening the Ballroom: 42
Pirate quest: 54
Black Forest quest: 6
Desert Oasis quest: 40
Spookyraven quest: 50
Hidden City quest: 32
Palindome quest: 39
Pyramid quest: 27
Starting the War: 14
War Island quest: 156
DoD quest: 16



PULLS
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LEVELS
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Hit Level 1 on turn 0, 0 from last level. (0.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 0
Noncombats: 0
Other: 0
Hit Level 2 on turn 15, 15 from last level. (1.7 substats / turn)
Combats: 6
Noncombats: 5
Other: 4
Hit Level 3 on turn 49, 34 from last level. (1.1 substats / turn)
Combats: 13
Noncombats: 20
Other: 0
Hit Level 4 on turn 63, 14 from last level. (7.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 4
Noncombats: 8
Other: 0
Hit Level 5 on turn 170, 107 from last level. (2.2 substats / turn)
Combats: 66
Noncombats: 24
Other: 11
Hit Level 6 on turn 250, 80 from last level. (5.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 65
Noncombats: 11
Other: 2
Hit Level 7 on turn 368, 118 from last level. (6.4 substats / turn)
Combats: 91
Noncombats: 27
Other: 0
Hit Level 8 on turn 502, 134 from last level. (9.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 108
Noncombats: 21
Other: 3
Hit Level 9 on turn 672, 170 from last level. (10.7 substats / turn)
Combats: 113
Noncombats: 39
Other: 17
Hit Level 10 on turn 840, 168 from last level. (15.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 123
Noncombats: 40
Other: 0
Hit Level 11 on turn 932, 92 from last level. (39.0 substats / turn)
Combats: 67
Noncombats: 24
Other: 0
Hit Level 12 on turn 1167, 235 from last level. (20.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 145
Noncombats: 86
Other: 3
Hit Level 13 on turn 1413, 246 from last level. (25.5 substats / turn)
Combats: 218
Noncombats: 21
Other: 0


Total COMBATS: 1036 (71.3%)
Total NONCOMBATS: 347 (23.9%)
Total OTHER: 43 (3.0%)



STATS
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Muscle Myst Moxie
Totals: 8784 9425 22426
Combats: 7123 7588 14316
Noncombats: 1216 998 5977
Others: 0 0 43
Eating: -10 132 930
Drinking: 300 544 721
Using: 155 163 439


Top 10 mainstat gaining areas:

Haunted Ballroom 536 574 5222
From consumables 445 839 2090
Battlefield (Hippy Uniform) 993 1022 1968
Giant's Castle 411 223 1081
Palindome 582 761 1008
Hole in the Sky 331 363 716
Menagerie 1 324 310 683
Goatlet 389 396 637
Fantasy Airship 235 264 510
Themthar Hills 270 262 464



+STAT BREAKDOWN
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Need to gain level (last is total): 10 39 105 231 441 759 1209 1815 2601 3591 4809 6279 21904
Stainless Steel Scarf: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Button: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hockey Stick of Furious Angry Rage: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hipposkin poncho: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Grimacite gown: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Spooky Putty mitre: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Annoying pitchfork: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wax Lips: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Little Box of Fireworks: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ice Sickle: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pilgrim Shield: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
serpentine sword: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
snake shield: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



FAMILIARS
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Baby Gravy Fairy : 497 combat turns (48.0%)
Blood-Faced Volleyball : 458 combat turns (44.2%)
Leprechaun : 52 combat turns (5.0%)
Mosquito : 27 combat turns (2.6%)
Levitating Potato : 1 combat turns (0.1%)
none : 1 combat turns (0.1%)



SEMI-RARES
----------
195 : Lunchboxing
376 : Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain
557 : Lunchboxing
917 : Rokay, Raggy!
1105 : All The Rave
1286 : Hands On



HUNTED COMBATS
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380 : Fruit Golem
773 : Fruit Golem



CASTS
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Cast 280 disco aerobics
Cast 164 disco dance ii: electric boogaloo
Cast 160 disco power nap
Cast 154 disco dance of doom
Cast 132 disco eye-poke
Cast 72 disco nap
Cast 27 advanced cocktailcrafting
Cast 19 return
Cast 9 moxious maneuver

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| Total Casts | 1017
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| Total MP Spent | 5360
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EATING AND DRINKING AND USING
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Adventures gained eating: 509
Adventures gained drinking: 525
Adventures gained using: 0
Adventures gained rollover: 420

Ate 19 Sneaky Pete's key lime pie (330 adventures gained) [0,0,598]
Ate 7 fortune cookie (7 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Ate 4 Brimstone Chicken Sandwich (21 adventures gained) [-107,0,109]
Ate 4 spooky mushroom (11 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Ate 3 Knob pasty (21 adventures gained) [17,17,21]
Ate 3 dehydrated caviar (8 adventures gained) [0,0,49]
Ate 3 peach pie (34 adventures gained) [0,0,107]
Ate 2 cherry (4 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Ate 2 lemon meringue pie (12 adventures gained) [16,0,0]
Ate 1 Knoll shroomkabob (4 adventures gained) [7,0,0]
Ate 1 Lord of the Flies-sized fries (5 adventures gained) [0,28,-28]
Ate 1 centipede eggs (7 adventures gained) [10,12,10]
Ate 1 creamsicle (1 adventures gained) [8,9,10]
Ate 1 grue egg omelette (30 adventures gained) [39,50,44]
Ate 1 hot wing (2 adventures gained) [0,2,0]
Ate 1 lihc eye pie (7 adventures gained) [0,11,0]
Ate 1 spooky shroomkabob (4 adventures gained) [0,0,10]
Ate 1 stalk of asparagus (1 adventures gained) [0,3,0]

Drank 16 shot of peach schnapps (87 adventures gained) [0,0,267]
Drank 6 roll in the hay (70 adventures gained) [0,211,0]
Drank 4 Mad Train wine (15 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Drank 4 pink pony (48 adventures gained) [105,0,38]
Drank 3 a little sump'm sump'm (39 adventures gained) [0,91,30]
Drank 3 blended frozen swill (37 adventures gained) [8,6,103]
Drank 3 fine wine (6 adventures gained) [0,0,15]
Drank 3 flute of flat champagne (14 adventures gained) [0,47,0]
Drank 3 perpendicular hula (36 adventures gained) [0,0,106]
Drank 3 thermos full of Knob coffee (19 adventures gained) [15,17,18]
Drank 2 calle de miel (23 adventures gained) [18,0,60]
Drank 2 ducha de oro (22 adventures gained) [18,53,0]
Drank 2 dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (11 adventures gained) [25,33,25]
Drank 2 ice-cold Willer (2 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Drank 2 shot of grapefruit schnapps (5 adventures gained) [0,8,0]
Drank 2 slip 'n' slide (25 adventures gained) [70,0,0]
Drank 1 horizontal tango (10 adventures gained) [0,35,0]
Drank 1 melted Jell-o shot (4 adventures gained) [0,0,33]
Drank 1 ocean motion (10 adventures gained) [25,8,0]
Drank 1 redrum (5 adventures gained) [0,18,0]
Drank 1 rum and cola (6 adventures gained) [0,0,10]
Drank 1 sangria (7 adventures gained) [0,9,0]
Drank 1 shot of blackberry schnapps (2 adventures gained) [7,6,6]
Drank 1 shot of tomato schnapps (3 adventures gained) [1,2,2]
Drank 1 steel margarita (0 adventures gained) [0,0,0]
Drank 1 strawberry daiquiri (5 adventures gained) [0,0,8]
Drank 1 tequila sunrise (6 adventures gained) [8,0,0]
Drank 1 white lightning (8 adventures gained) [0,0,0]




MEAT
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Total meat gained: 109447



BOTTLENECKS
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Sewered 9 times for 5 trinkets
Spent 25 turns in the 8-Bit Realm
Fought 4 bloopers
Fought 3 bullet bills
Spent 41 turns in the Goatlet
Fought 11 dairy goats for 10 cheeses and 3 glasses of milk

Free runaways: 0 / 0 free retreats overall

Last edited by HippoKing on Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:32 am, edited 2 times in total.

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